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Top Ten Ig Nobel Prizes
The top ten Ig Nobel Prizes are as follows:
1. The 26 medical prize, rectal massage can treat hiccups.
In the past, we were often told to drink a cup of hot water to relieve hiccups, but research shows that a simple finger can work wonders for intractable hiccups. Fingers can do many things, and massaging the stomach, especially the rectum, will have a good effect, but it is not clear whether this therapy is effective for anyone.
2. In 25, the fluid dynamics prize, Antarctic penguin's excrement can be ejected 4 cm away.
At the end of their conclusion, the researchers said that whether penguins are willing to choose this way to excrete feces, or whether penguins will be affected by the wind direction when excreting, all these questions need to be solved through an Antarctic expedition. But there is no doubt that the government will not fund their trip.
3. In the biology prize in 23, ducks were also gay.
In the conclusion, the researchers wrote that next to a male duck that was obviously dead, another male mallard climbed onto the body and began to mate with the dead duck with great strength. There is ample evidence that there are homosexuals among ducks.
4. In the 24 medical prize, the suicide rate was related to the number of country music played on the radio.
If you know that country music can actually trigger a suicide wave, then you may never understand why these people commit suicide.
in the 28 biology prize, the dog flea jumped higher than the cat flea.
According to the research team, they set up some tiny high jump poles to let the fleas jump in a back-style. This study may not be meaningless. If you know that dogs can jump higher, you will know that buying a dog is more likely to be bitten by fleas.
6. In 28, the stripper in menstrual period won a higher tip.
This research may be difficult to apply to practice unless you are a stripper. But you can imagine how much field work the research team has done.
7. In the 27 Linguistics Award, the mouse can't tell the difference between Japanese and Dutch.
The winners of the p>27 Linguistics Prize, to be fair, want to find the similarities between human babies and other mammals, so as to better determine the evolutionary origin of language. But what they actually did was to show the world that rats can't speak Japanese backwards.
8. In the 26 chemistry prize, you can extract vanilla seasoning from cow dung.
maybe you can, but will you eat it?
9. The award of ornithology in 26. Why don't woodpeckers have headaches?
You may be puzzled. Woodpeckers hit trees for survival, and suffered more than 1 times of reaction force, but why didn't they have a headache? How do they prevent brain damage? The difference between ordinary people and excellent scientists is that we are curious and scientists solve it.
in the biology prize in 26, malaria mosquitoes prefer the smell of Limburg cheese.
next time you go to Africa, you don't need to bring mosquito repellent and mosquito net. Just take a good Limburg cheese and put it next to the tent, and then you can experience a night without being bitten by mosquitoes. However, this kind of attempt is estimated that no one is willing to do it.
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