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Kneel for a funny composition "A Book I Read" of 1600 words.

A Book I Read I read a book called Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Shortly after I was in the second grade, I made a lot of jokes. Fortunately, I didn't read aloud in class, otherwise I wouldn't be laughed to death. That day, I was free. I opened my father's closet to look for a book, and found a book, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and opened it. "The Yangtze River flows eastward, and the waves are heroes." Just want to continue reading, one side of the father burst into laughter. Later I learned that the word "death" is more than that. When I was a few years old, I didn't know that the name "Zhuge Liang" had an impression, but since it was pronounced "drinking bright", alas, it was a failure. And that "Guan Yu", everyone knows, I actually called him "Guan Xixi". Now that I think about it, it is really a failure, and it is also the fault of the word maker. Which words are difficult to make? If you don't put the same words together, the pronunciation will still be different. Stop.

Although the reading is a bit messy, the general meaning is understandable. For example, in the first chapter, the brotherly friendship between Taoyuan Sanjieyi and Liu is so profound. What I admire most is Zhao Yun. Although his fame and prestige are not as good as Guan Yu's, he is one of the most famous Iliad Generals and has lived the longest. Guan Yu rode thousands of miles alone, and Zhao Yun rode alone to save the young master. And zhaoyun's strategy is not inferior to several other Iliad. He can find out in time that "Sun Shangxiang" took "Dou" away, and arrive in time to save "Dou". Many people say: "Zhao Yun saved not the Lord, but the waste." Indeed, A Dou, that is, unable to govern the country, can only rely on Zhuge Liang. Unfortunately, Zhuge Liang was exhausted without Zhao Yun and his group of Iliad.

Yes, yes, there is a Pang Tong and a good Feng Chu. They are narrow-minded and insatiable. They refused to listen to Zhuge Liang and insisted on leaving. They also ride Lu. Well, they died in Luofengpo. Hey, that's a joke. Isn't this a great success? It was taken by later generations, right? Alas!

Cao Cao said that everyone needs him. This guy, it's good to love the general, but it's also too sinister. He asked Wu Dong's general Gan Ning to kill them all with only one hundred rides, and let Sun Quan sigh, "Meng De has Zhang Liao, and he is willing to prosper the country alone, which is enough to be an enemy." Someone said, "Cao Cao is the most abused person in the Three Kingdoms. Back and forth, they were either cheated or hunted down, or cut off and abandoned their robes. Later, Zuo Ci made it look like a person and a ghost. " There is a truth here that I really realized. Don't provoke others if you have nothing to do, or there will be no place to hide if there are too many enemies.

In addition, Huang Zhong is also a valiant soldier. He is hale and hearty. If he is not old and old, let alone a summer, even his younger brother is a bear, then let him lie down in the sun.

To tell the truth, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which is never tired of reading, is so wonderful. The title of the chapter is also good, and I can only describe it as "magnificent". I once read a book, and now it is in rags. Because it is often turned over, occasionally, only occasionally, it will make that kind of "hissing" sound.