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This is a folk song of Liu Sanjie's family.

Do you know Sanjie Liu, a very beautiful woman in minority legends? She has a good voice.

Zhuang Folk Songs and the Song "Three Realms of Liu Xian"

Zhuang nationality is a nation of songs and has a profound tradition of folk songs. "As long as you open your mouth, you will sing a mountain break if you don't die." It can be seen that folk songs have become a part of the life of the Zhuang people and an indispensable spiritual food for the Zhuang people.

Every year on the third day of the third lunar month, it is a traditional song meeting of Zhuang people, commonly known as "Xu Ge". The so-called song meeting is to get together on a slope in the wild. During the festival, young men and women dressed in costumes gathered from all directions. Girls are in groups of three or five, and young men are in groups of four or six. They sang and answered each other, from day to night, from night to dawn, sometimes for days and nights, singing endlessly.

The origin of Gewei, according to legend, in ancient times, the seedlings in the field were dying. People are extremely anxious, so they gather to beat gongs and drums, sing songs and pray for God and rain. A few days later, it began to rain. In this year, people had a bumper harvest, so they thought that singing could entertain the gods and avoid natural and man-made disasters. So when there was a disaster, they got together to sing, and the ceremony slowly developed into a song meeting. Whenever there is a fair, young men and women who are good at singing, in addition to singing, naturally sing and fall in love. As a folk song says, "Pray to God in the temple during drought, you hope it will rain, and I hope it will be sunny", so that the song will gradually become the main singing of love.

According to the traditional custom, the song will be held for three days, and the third day of March is the beginning day of the song. On this day, every household will eat colorful rice dyed with plants such as March flowers and maple leaves.

It is said that this is a symbol of good luck. Eating it can make people as prosperous and healthy as trees and flowers. At noon 12, there will be a song party and a table. In the song fair, couples of young people, no matter how strange they are to each other, will immediately start a protracted war of songs on the hillside and by the stream as long as they sing a song "Leading the Way" in a different place.

A flower on the Khmer Rouge Mountain,

Guo Xiang long fu went to Yishan,

If you want to bring flowers,

It is not difficult to climb mountains and wade.

After the floodgate of this song was opened, the whole Mianshan was immersed in the fascination with this song. Wherever you go, you can see a pair of young men and women who are smarter than each other and wiser than each other, because it is very shameful to be scolded by each other.

The fourth day of March is the climax of Gewei. Young men and women ask about their life experiences through singing, and finally get to know each other and express their true love.

On the last day of the rest day, engaged couples exchange gifts and sing "farewell songs" until next year's fair.

Singing love songs for three days shows that love songs are the most important part of Zhuang songs. Zhuang people's love songs are very beautiful, and they often use metaphor, suggestion, innuendo, foil and pun to express their thoughts, opinions and attitudes. They sing songs about flowers, flowers, fruits, black songs, butterflies and so on. They express their love for each other by singing insects, fish and birds, praising plants, mountains and rivers, and depicting various flowers, stars and the moon, pouring out friendship with each other and jointly cultivating the flowers of love. We often have to go through "first encounter songs", "sounding songs", "questioning songs", "first love songs" and "deep love songs", and finally "fixed love songs". After you get engaged, you must swear to each other.

After singing the vows of eternal love, we will break up, so the two sides agreed on the time and place for the next meeting, and repeatedly told each other to abide by the oath after breaking up. After singing "Dating Question", I really want to break up. The two sides reluctantly sang "Farewell Song".

Zhuang folk songs are not only diverse in form and genre, but also unique in prosodic structure, mainly in five forms: joy, addition, comparison and harmony, as well as stopping songs and arranging music.

"Huan" is the most common style of Zhuang folk songs, which is mainly popular in Zhuang areas in central and western Guangxi. The main feature is that in rhythm, waist and foot rhyme or head and foot rhyme are mutual. Like a five-character concave sentence, it is rhyme.

Many hands make light work, so let's work together.

Kill warlords and win Freedom Day.

"Huan" is short and pithy, with beautiful melody and easy to sing.

Xi is also a popular genre in Zhuang areas, which is mainly popular in Zhuang areas in southern Guangxi. The biggest prosody requirement of Xi is foot rhyme, which is generally a flat rhyme ending. The form of "West" is freer and easier to master than "Huan", and "Huan" is more common in Long song.

Home is another style of Zhuang folk songs. The rhythm of "A" is foot rhyme. Usually after the first sentence is sung, "charm" and "charming love" are used as the rhyme of the whole song. Most of the folk songs sung by Liu Sanjie are in this style, which makes people full of praise.

There is a wonderful flower in Zhuang songs, which is Zhuang songs. It is not only a free style in Zhuang songs, but also a Long song style that draws on others' strengths.

"Pai" is a sentence pattern that uses the same structure or tone to describe objective things, express thoughts and feelings, and make sentences neat and symmetrical. Used for narration, which can describe objective things carefully and fully; Used for lyricism, you can express your feelings to your heart's content. Zhuang people like to use "pai", "pai is loose as cloth, with silk thread behind it". Paige, like the machine gun in Zhuang folk songs, has the advantage of intensive firepower. The arrangement of songs is lively and smooth, which embodies the national style of simplicity, implication, vigor, freshness, boldness, humor and strong charm shared by all kinds of Zhuang folk songs.

Everyone in Zhuang can sing because there are singers. People say: Third Sister rode a fish to heaven, leaving Qian Qian with thousands of folk songs; Now Guangxi has become an ocean of songs, all handed down by Third Sister.

Since the Tang Dynasty, the story of Sanjie Liu has been circulated among people of all ethnic groups in Guangxi. She is not only called a singer of her own nation by the Zhuang people, but also called a singer by other ethnic minorities in Guangxi. She is a smart, beautiful, hardworking, brave and good at singing and dancing Zhuang girl. She often praises nature and labor with folk songs, exposes the exploitation and oppression of the working people by the feudal landlord class, and expresses the will and desire of the working people, thus winning the support of the broad masses of Zhuang people. But her rebellious spirit and wisdom angered the feudal ruling class, who persecuted her in every way and forced her to wander around.

The mountains are winding and overlapping, and the rivers are winding. A piece of red sunrise is reflected in the hidden place of the mountains, and Liu Sanjie's song floats with the water:

Sing folk songs.

Sing here, sing there,

Folk songs are like springs.

Not afraid of dangerous beaches and many bends. ...

A boat carrying Sanjie and his younger brother Liu Er rowed along the river and came to the riverside pier at the entrance to the village. There was a fight. It turned out that Mo Fu, the housekeeper of the landlord Mo Huairen, used the power of the Mo family to snatch a hare shot by a young hunter and was arguing with him. Sanjie Liu walked into the crowd. When she saw this scene, her sense of justice made her very angry and said:

"The mountains and rivers of heaven and earth are open, and birds and beasts are rich; Cast a net if you want to eat fresh fish. If you want to eat rabbits, bring arrows. " Mo Fu listened to the threat and said, "Who are you? Do you know what the Mo family can do? ? Third Sister said, "It's not reasonable for everyone to step on the uneven road and lift it. The beam is not straight, whether you are inclined or crooked. " Mofu had to walk away in the crowd's bristle. People gathered around Sanjie and asked about her origin, only to know that she was the most famous folk song expert Liu Sanjie.

One day a year later, Sanjie and the girls in the village were picking tea in Chashan. This tea mountain was a barren hill a few years ago. Thanks to the hard work of the villagers, tea trees are now planted here. Now that the harvest season is here, why not make people smile? When picking tea, the girls sang with the boys.

A Niu sang with a group of boys: "What do you mean by high knots? What's the knot at the waist?

What is pairing? What knot, bang, bang? "

The third sister replied, "Sorghum bears seeds high, five meters high and a half waist, beans bear seeds in pairs, and sesame sticks knock." ……

People were singing happily when suddenly a golden pheasant flew out of the forest. A Niu took a bow and shot an arrow, and the golden pheasant fell to the ground. Girls and boys cheered in succession. Amid people's laughter, A Niu gave this golden pheasant to Third Sister. People burst into laughter again. It turned out that A Niu fell in love with the clever, beautiful and just third sister.

Just then, Mo Huairen's housekeeper, Mo Fu, inserted a sign on Chashan with the word Mo written on it. He said to many relatives and enemies who picked tea, "This is Longshan Lin Bao, where our master will bury his ancestral grave. If you wait here, you will scare the dragon and the whole village will be destroyed. The master has ordered that tea picking and deforestation are strictly prohibited! "

A Niu was furious and said, "The Western Hills used to be barren hills. Why didn't Mo Gong bury his ancestral graves?" Today, I saw that the Xishan Mountain is full of tea trees, and I can make money. Master mo, do you want to catch it? "

The truth quickly explained hypocritically: "Father and brother, Mr. Mo is thinking about the safety of the whole village. He specially invited Mr. Feng Shui to say that there was a Longkou in Xishan ... "Third Sister retorted," If Longkou was born, we would have worn silks and satins. You Mojia closed the mountain for hegemony. "

Timid Liu Er came forward to advise her sister to mind her own business. Mo's family is rich and has a deep relationship with the imperial court. We can't offend him, let alone fight him.

Third sister was very dissatisfied with her brother's words and said, "It's hard to catch fire with a piece of firewood, and the flame of firewood is higher than the sky. As long as the poor have one heart, they are not afraid of Mojiaba Chashan! "

People are United against the Mo family. Mofu was so poor that he stumbled down the mountain. He tripped over a big stone and chewed mud, but his mouth was stiff: "You poor bone, don't be too happy. Sooner or later, this tea mountain will be our master Mo. You wait. "

Third Sister smiled and said, "This mountain belongs to your master. Why don't you move back home?" He conveniently threw the broken' re, and Mo's father hurried home with' re to report to Ye.

Mo Huairen was furious when he heard that the mountain was closed. He asked Sanjie Liu, headed by Sanjie Liu, and decided to show her something. He looked at Ying Ge in the golden cage and suddenly thought of a plan. He said to Mochow, "Go and get the matchmaker Wang and go and match the matchmaker for me. I want her to be a caged bird and sing for me every day. " Mofu gave a thumbs up: "Your master's vision is high, it's really high!"

The weather is getting sunny day by day. Third Sister sat under the tree and embroidered an quiver for A Niu. Singing while embroidering: "There is an egret on the other side of the river with bright eyes and sharp wings;" If you have the heart to fly over the sky, don't be afraid of mountains and waters. " A Niu was very happy when he heard this. He gave the bracelet that he had hidden in his body for a long time to Third Sister, and Third Sister also hung a new embroidered quiver for A Niu.

The two married for a hundred years, and which one died at the age of 97, Naiheqiao waited for three years.

Just then, the matchmaker Wang came to the Liu family with the dowry of the Mo family. Wang, the matchmaker, acted as a matchmaker for Mo Huairen, saying that Mo's family was rich in land and wealth. Eat delicacies and wear satin. If Third Sister marries in the past, she will enjoy endless splendor. Third Sister and Brother Liu Erjian refused this marriage. As the saying goes, bamboo doors are opposite to bamboo doors, and wooden doors are opposite to wooden doors. This marriage is absolutely impossible.

Third Sister and Liu Er drove the matchmaker out of the house. Just bumped into Mo Huairen who came in the door.

Mo Huairen hypocritically asked if Liu Er had recovered from his illness and how the land harvest was. Please tell me what happened in the future, and then coerce Liu Er to marry his sister, or else take back Liu Er's land and pay off the money Liu Er borrowed for medical treatment last year. The principal and interest are fifteen two seven two respectively. If you don't pay, you have to do business and send Liu Er to the official for punishment.

Third sister asked angrily, "What crime did my brother commit?" Mo Huairen said, "Your brother didn't commit any crime, but you did. You curse your master while singing. As long as you promise to get married, everything can be erased. " Third Sister said, "What media are you talking about? What is a kiss? Obviously, it's crooked. Third sister can tell at a glance what medicine is in the gourd. Bashan said it was the ancestral grave, and he hated me and proposed again. There is a ghost in the door god, and he is obviously afraid that I will sing. " Mo Huairen said, "What? Sir, I'm afraid you sing? What a joke. " Third Sister said, "Well, Third Sister was born with a strange temper. She only loves folk songs, not money. If you are not afraid of my singing, you must set the stage before you get married. Who can beat me if I don't walk in a sedan chair? " Mo Huairen said, "Is this true? If someone hits you, will you marry me? " "If you can't sing me? From now on, you can't talk about getting married, and you can't occupy Xishan Tea Forest any more! " "Ok, I promise, I will never go back on my word!"

The next day, Mo Huairen invited three scholars from other places: Tao, Li and Luo. None of them believe what a little girl can do. They put a Book of Songs in the bookcase, ready to sing with Sanjie Liu.

The villagers in the village came to cheer for Third Sister, and A Niu also set up drums to cheer for Third Sister. A young man said anxiously, "Today, singing with Third Sister is a scholar specially invited by the Mo family from other places!" A Niu said: "Don't be afraid, don't say that it was invited from other places. Even the champion invited by Beijing is not afraid of him." Third Sister said, "Yes, there are a handful of sesame seeds scattered in the sky. I have a thousand folk songs. I sang a circle in Beijing and sang for ten years when I came back. "

On a hillside by the river, under the tall kapok tree, Third Sister stood among the flowers.

After getting off the boat, the three scholars swaggered ashore and sang songs with Third Sister.

The clever and witty Third Sister scolded three scholars, who were no match for Third Sister. They only know how to follow the script, but they don't know how to follow life. From the heart. At Mo Huairen's urging, they had to bite the bullet and sing to each other. I didn't sing two songs, but I was speechless by Third Sister's question and had to end up in a mess.

Mo Huairen failed to watch the right song, and his fierce face was exposed. He said angrily, "What's your ballad? How can it be more than the wealth of my family? I am willing to give up 320 gold. It's hard to sing with your mouth! "

Third sister seriously replied, "Because your family is rich, you rob everything you see: rice, fields, houses, horses and mules;" Under the guise of feng shui dominating Chashan, she forced her daughter to be a little woman. Only the mouth can't catch it, and you have to sing the mountain. "

Amid people's laughter, Mo Huairen had to go home with his family in a mess.

But Mo Huairen wouldn't stop there, so he went home and discussed with Mo Fu how to get rid of Third Sister. He sent Mofu with enough money to the government in the starry night, suing Third Sister for gathering people to teach her to sing anti-songs and make trouble, and asked the government to send someone to arrest Third Sister to get rid of Third Sister's eyesore.

This village is a different scene. Every household is like the New Year's Eve, making Baba, making brown seeds, brewing sweet wine and frying steamed bread, preparing to celebrate the victory of Third Sister in singing, and catching up with the song party in the evening.

The village in the evening is full of spring. A faint sunset, golden waves appear on the river. The spring breeze blows the branches and leaves of the ancient banyan, as if nodding and waving, flowers are blooming, butterflies are flying, birds are singing, and it is a happy scene. Strangers carrying packages, punters and walkers came to the village from all directions. People come from far away to visit Third Sister, meet Third Sister and invite Third Sister to preach songs to them.

Third sister and all the villagers are preparing to catch Ge Wei in the village. An old fisherman hurriedly told everyone that Mo Huairen and a group of officers and men had arrived at Chashan, and all the crossings along the way were guarded by troops. They seem to be trying to kill Third Sister. People urged Third Sister to hide quickly, but Third Sister insisted on going to the concert and couldn't fall for Mo Huairen's trick. Third Sister and A Niu discussed countermeasures and decided to give Mo Huairen an array of folk songs when he arrived at the concert.

Mo Huairen came to Gewei with servants and officers and soldiers, thinking that Third Sister would be arrested as soon as she appeared.

But people don't care about Mo Huairen and the officers and men. They just keep singing happily. Seeing that everyone didn't take him seriously, Mo Huairen relied on the support of the government to forcibly ban songs and announced that he would never sing folk songs again.

At this time, Third Sister's song came from the crowd: "There are fragrant flowers at the top of the mountain and a water bridge under the bridge." When there is injustice in my heart, folk songs come out of my chest like fire. "

Mo Huairen was furious and ordered a quick arrest.

But the third sister is the third sister of the people. Don't let Mo Huairen arrest people casually. People covered Third Sister, and Third Sister sang a song for the people in her heart: "There are few rich people and many poor people. What are you afraid of locking up the Black Dragon?" Peel off the long Lin as a tile cover, cut off the faucet and pad your feet; If your wisdom is not bad, you dare to fight against the Dragon King. I am not afraid of landslides, I am not afraid of soaking in Jiuzhou; Songs are everywhere, even if rich people murder others. "

People struggle with officers and men, and the power of the people is enormous. Officers and soldiers were killed, and Mo Huairen was shot off by A Niu. They had to run away with broken weapons and a ban with scars.

People sent Third Sister and A Niu away. "Cast a net against the wind. I was so angry that the rich man was helpless. I want to ask where Third Sister is going. Spread songs to all corners of the country. "