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My boyfriend swore, which made me very uncomfortable. What do you think of boys swearing?
I stopped talking before I was ten years old. I am just naughty and ignorant.
At the age of thirteen or fourteen, I began to have a good impression on girls, but at that time I stayed away from girls and pretended to hate girls for fear of being laughed at by my peers.
When I was fifteen years old, I heard from adults that so-and-so had a good life, dumped his girlfriend and the girl committed suicide. He felt
This man is really vicious. He must be an infatuated man in the future, and he only loves one person in his life.
When he was sixteen, he fell in love with a girl, but he was afraid to tell her. As usual, dirty playing football on the dusty playground. Only when the girl walked out of the school gate and hid in the window on the second floor and saw her back did he think she must be an angel.
At seventeen, a girl fell in love with him, but he was far away from her. He only has his own girl in mind, and he thinks it is disloyal to her to look at other girls.
When I was eighteen, I watched an MTV and was moved to tears. He thought that if his girl lost her eyes, he would not hesitate to give them to her and let her see the light again.
When I was nineteen, I passed the college entrance examination. I finally broke up with the girl I have a crush on. When I went to school by train, I felt that I was getting farther and farther away from her and my heart was hollowed out. I'm still thinking, I'll never forget her, and I must go to her when I succeed.
When I was twenty years old, I heard someone telling dirty jokes and felt that this person was really shameful.
At the age of twenty-one, she told him in a reply that she had a boyfriend. I secretly cried all night.
At the age of 22, he confessed to a girl, and the girl said, "You are a good man, but I am still young." He thought, I am really a good man. He said, "Never mind, I can wait for you." I think I won't be like those playboys. I can wait for three or five years.
At the age of twenty-three, a girl who said she was still young fell in love with a handsome boy. He is surprised that he can grow up so fast.
At the age of twenty-four, he confessed to another girl. The girl said, "You are a good man, but I am not suitable for you." He wondered for a long time, I am a good man, why are you not suitable for me?
At the age of 25, he pursued another girl and the girl accepted him. He began to fight happily for the future. He thinks that temporary happiness is only temporary. Only by working hard can he and she have a happy future. However, after half a year, the girl broke up with him. Just because another boy will say something to make her happy. The girl said, "You are a good man, but I'm sorry." He seems to understand the problem. He is a good man.
At the age of twenty-six, he began to degenerate and made friends. Dress up in cool fashion and gradually learn to please girls. Soon, he had a girlfriend. Although he is kind to her, he knows in his heart that he doesn't love her.
At the age of 27, he broke up with that girl. He said to the girl, "You are a good girl, but I'm sorry."
At the age of 28, he tried a one-night stand and found that he could do what others could do.
At the age of 29, he learned to tell dirty jokes and enjoyed watching the girl next to him blush.
At the age of thirty, he suddenly found that he had the ability to pursue girls, but he had no ability to fall in love. So, he wrote the following words on his QQ:
In fact, every boy originally wanted to be a good man with single-minded feelings.
In fact, every boy, who originally looked at girls, looked at his face instead of his chest.
Not every boy can tell dirty jokes.
In fact, every boy is eager to love someone forever.
However, no girl loves such a boy. They think such boys are too naive, too old-fashioned and boring.
So the boy began to change and became the kind of girl who likes to laugh, be sarcastic or humorous. Learn to say sweet words, not what you want to say. Began to learn to pretend to care, learn to give a girl trinkets to please her, learn how to pursue, how to grasp love. Or he who sees through the world of mortals, plays with love and becomes the kind of man that women hate.
They can easily capture the hearts of girls, but they also cry with cigarettes in the dark. There is love in the heart, there is no girl. Have a girl, but never feel in love. When women complain that there are no good men in the world, they don't try to be a good man, just smile and pass by.
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