Interesting words to say goodbye to friends

1) When the shrimp saw the dragon walking in the middle of the road, it hurriedly honked its horn, but it still hit the dragon. The shrimp looked at the dragon and asked, Hi, are you a dragon? The dragon looked at the shrimp and asked, Do you shrimp? Then they fought.

I think I was a miracle when I was a child. One year in elementary school, I teased my neighbor's dog and was bitten. I don't know what happened. As soon as I got hot, I held the dog down, grabbed it and bit it hard (it was a puppy). The saddest thing is that many students saw it at that time. Now, even if they can't remember my name, they will scream. The classmate who bit the dog was sad all his life.

3) My mother took my brother and me by the hand and said: When you were young, I wanted you to grow up quickly, a man like a father and a beautiful woman like a mother. Now that you have grown up, my wish has finally come true. You became a woman, and your brother became a bitch! Is this a success?

4) A couple quarreled. The wife got angry and went back to her parents' house. Suddenly she wanted to go home that day. Her mother:? You forgave him? Wife:? No way! I don't want that bastard to live a good life at home alone when I go back! ?

5) A man went to the hospital to see a doctor, and the man asked the doctor painfully? My chrysanthemum hurts badly recently. What should I do? The doctor said? Try inserting a tooth! ? The man flew into a rage? Are you stupid? What does chrysanthemum with dental implants hurt? The doctor was angry, too? Are you stupid, too? What are you doing in dentistry?

6) At dinner, my father cooked my favorite white radish, and my mother said it was delicious. When my mother said that, I just wanted to say? Bullshit? You know what this sentence means.

7) I just went to the railway station to buy tickets and saw the ticket vending machine. I want to try it on a whim. When I saw that I had to brush my second-generation ID card, I took it out of my pocket and brushed it hard. I didn't respond. Finally, a girl at the back couldn't stand it anymore and said, you can't use a bank card. Bank card!

8) I remember writing a composition when I was a child. After helping grandma cross the street, grandma always asks: Thank you, little friend. What's your name? I said:? My name is red scarf! ? Children write different compositions now? After helping grandma cross the street, grandma picked up the red scarf on the ground and stopped the child. Thank you for your red scarf, little friend! ? The children turned around and smiled. It's your red scarf! ?

9) An old woman went shopping in the supermarket and spent 50 yuan. She took out a 100 yuan bill and gave it to the cashier. The cashier looked at the cashier and found no change, so she asked. Aunt, do you have fifty? Aunt thought that others praised her for being young and said with a smile that she was still fifty. My children are over forty. ?

10) One day my brother asked me who sang the descendants of the dragon. I said, Wang Leehom, what's wrong? He asked if the dragon in Descendants of the Dragon was two years younger than Wang Leehom. Me: Why do you ask? Because he sang: dragon, dragon, you are missing two years, and there is eternity? . Dude, that's polishing your eyes!

1 1) A son quarrels with his mother. The son said:? I'm tired of being with you every day and coming home on time every day! I need romance, freedom, beer and girls! I'm leaving this house, so don't stop me. ? The son said that and resolutely walked to the door. At this time, my father caught up. ? I told you not to stop me! ? The son said. ? I didn't stop you, son. I'll go with you. ?

12) I don't know why I got a red pimple on my ass. I accidentally bumped into it when I went to the bathroom tonight. There is a mirror in the toilet. Then I fiddled with the mirror to see what the pimple on my ass was like. My roommate was going to the bathroom and saw me say that. Oh, this is a good mood, enjoying chrysanthemums in the middle of the night? Me? Me? .

13) The man stood in front of the bus stop sign and kept smiling. A man next to him was puzzled and asked him why he smirked like that. I just fooled the conductor. ? What happened? I bought a ticket and didn't get on the bus. ?

14) During the summer vacation, one day I went to my old classmate's house to take a nap. His house is equipped with air conditioning. He asked me if I needed a blanket or something. I said all I had to do was cover my navel, and then he brought me a piece of glasses cloth.

I got drunk with some friends at the party last night. When I woke up today, I always felt that I had done something excessive last night. At this time, my friend came up to me with an unhappy face, and I held his hand: Brother, I drank too much last night. He said: Brother, getting drunk is human nature, but you threw my cat from the second floor and shouted: Go, Pikachu!

I often eat in restaurants. The boss is an uncle, an aunt and a pregnant woman. Once at dinner, I suddenly asked: Aunt, this is your wife! ? Aunt said:? How did you know I said: If it's a girl, how can you come out to help if you are pregnant! ?

17) A friend sells wine. One day, the goddess he chased for a long time said to him, I have a boyfriend and I am getting married soon. Leave me alone! ? He hung his head and looked miserable. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he said excitedly, You must use my wine when you get married! ?

18) A fat girl met the devil. The devil said that you must lose something before I can realize your wish. Girl: I am willing to trade my 50 Jin of meat for a beautiful face. Devil: You must be fucking kidding.

19) One day, my girlfriend dated her boyfriend. Halfway through the date, my girlfriend suddenly wanted to fart, but she was embarrassed. Then, the clever girlfriend made up a lie:? Qiang Qiang, I will imitate the cuckoo's cry later. Do you think so? The boyfriend nodded, and then the girlfriend boldly farted and asked if the boyfriend looked like it. The boyfriend replied:? Bullshit! I didn't hear you clearly! ?

20) Go to my brother's house for dinner today. The daughter-in-law added a piece of meat to her niece halfway. Daughter-in-law: Aunt kisses you or uncle kisses you. Niece: Of course I gave it to my uncle. Daughter-in-law: why Niece: My uncle will always be my uncle, but you may not always be my aunt. Everyone at the table smiled instantly!

2 1) Yesterday, a group of people gathered together to touch porcelain and insult people. The old woman was lying on the ground. Ouch! My leg is broken, my spine! It hurts me to death! ? The driver stood by with a helpless face. I have a stomachache. I stepped forward and decisively grabbed the old woman's satchel. Then in running all the way, the old woman was as hot as lightning, and there was a sigh in the crowd. There are still many good people! ?

22) Just got off the bus and someone asked for directions? Aunt, is the Dangui community there? I answered? No, you take the 1 bus and transfer to the No.4 bus. There are two stops. Thanks, auntie. ? Before we took two steps, someone asked for directions? Is this the beautiful Dangui community? I answered? Yes, yes, behind me? Ha ha ha ha.

23) The big brother next door is tall and strong. Once we went shopping and met a seller of hairy eggs. I invite you to dinner. He said you could afford it. I lost my temper and you ate it. I ate more than 50 pieces without saying anything. I was shocked. He patted me on the stomach and said, Aunt, bring more next time. This is not enough to eat. Why not give it to others? .

24) teacher:? Please make sentences with "you" and "you". The shorter the sentence, the better! ? Xiaoming:? Double! ? Teacher:? That makes perfect sense. I can't find a reason to let you go out! ?

25) Xiaohong said to her mother:? Many students in mom's class love to lie? Mother taught Xiaohong earnestly: lying is wrong. Do you usually lie to your classmates? Xiaohong replied:? Just once? Mom asked:? What did you say? Xiaohong:? I told my classmates that my mother was beautiful. ?

26) Daughter: Mom, is coke expensive? Mom: No. Daughter: That's all right. I just poured coke on my dad's notebook, but it's okay. Violent assault.

27) Two couples are quarreling in the bedroom. In a rage, the wife dropped her husband's mobile phone, and 200 yuan fell out of the phone case. Wife:? You hide private money? Husband said:? Did you drop the 200 yuan phone bill you just charged? , the wife does not believe,? My mobile phone just charged 100. Did you fall out? So I asked my husband to drop his cell phone. As a result, the mobile phone fell into the closet. The closet door opened and a man came out. My wife immediately said, Oh, you threw away my new micro-friend this morning? .

28) After dinner, my daughter pestered her father and said, Dad, let me kiss you. ? Dad was very happy to hear that. He leaned his face in and asked. Do you think dad is good to you? The daughter kissed her father on the face a few times and then said, well, what a clean mouth. There are no napkins at home. Don't forget to buy it next time you go to the supermarket. ?

29) Sister said:? I am too fat, what should I do? In order to comfort her, I analyzed it for her. According to your weight, your height should be 1.8 meters, so you are not fat, but too short. ?

30) After drinking wine with friends at night, take a taxi home by yourself. As soon as I got on the taxi, the driver asked me: Young man, have you been drinking? I'm a little surprised: yo! Master, your nose is smart enough to smell my wine? The driver said:? Smell your sister, come down from my roof first! ?

3 1) The wife quarreled with her husband. Just as they were flushed, the wife was very happy to find her son dancing. The wife said angrily, why are you so happy when we quarrel? Son:? Of course I'm happy. Our family will buy a new TV again! ?

32) I saw a woman propose to her boyfriend in the square today. Although this woman is not very pretty, she is sincere. I thought I should help her, so I ran over and said, together! Together! You can marry me without marrying me! Unexpectedly, the woman immediately said, really? If he won't marry me, you must marry me! I ran away at once. I have a family.

33) After dinner with friends, I couldn't find my wallet after looking for it for a long time, and kept mumbling:? Huh? Where is my wallet? I am embarrassed to say: Why don't I do it? ? Him? Decline? After a while, I agreed, and then I took his wallet out of his pocket.

34) Chatting with a Mercedes driver and a BMW driver:? This gasoline is still too cheap. It should rise above 70 liters. If the driver can't afford gasoline, the road will be smooth. ? At this moment, there was a conversation from Rolls-Royce. Dude, you're right. If only it rose to more than 700 liters, BMW Mercedes-Benz would not be bothered! ? If only it rose to more than 70 thousand liters, my car would be smoother on the road! ? The cyclist said.

35) I met an old lady who touched porcelain today and insisted that I hit it. I'm anxious. I took out my mobile phone and said, Dad, give me 1.5 million, I want to kill an old lady. The old lady got up at once, slapped me and said, what are you riding a bike to pretend to be a rich second generation? So she took the opportunity to lie down quietly. Then I heard the old lady pick up the phone and say, old man, bring the tractor? .

36) I happened to pass by the kindergarten and overheard the conversation between two children. The first child said: Why are children picky about food, and why are parents not picky about food? The second child said:? They buy all the food they like. What else will they choose? I was petrified in an instant, which is simply a fact!

A selection of interesting farewell messages for friends:

1) Xiaoming was called to the office by the teacher today. Teacher: Why are you always against me? Xiao Ming: You can do it from the back! Teacher: Go away and don't come to school again!

2) teacher:? Students, you have learned so many Chinese characters, which is the coolest? Xiao Ming replied:? Teacher, pajamas (cool)? . Teacher:? Go away! ?

3) One day, Xiao Ming asked me. Why are these corrupt officials greedy for so much money? Greed once or twice is enough! Why did you become greedy? I shook it first and said simply:? Xiaoming! There is a hair on the ground. You pick it up and wash your hands. Remember not to pour water. Xiaoming did it, and then I said, Xiaoming, there is a dollar on the ground. Did you pick it up and wash your hands? Until 100? I said:? Come on, do you think you can resist the temptation? Look at the water in the washbasin again. ?

4) I went out to play today and met the head teacher of the primary school. I didn't expect him to have a son after so many years. His son just looked at me straight. In desperation, I choked: it's not easy to be the son of a class teacher at such a young age. That's not the point! The point is that this Xiong Haizi also said: I dare not be generous? .

5) A man was trampled by a woman on a crowded bus. The man looked at the woman with bitterness, but the woman said what to look at. She wanted to eat my mother after stepping on you! The man said quietly, I am a Muslim.

6) There are many people in the elevator today. Suddenly a little boy looked up and said, Uncle, do you know that all males are territorial? Landlord: Haha, what do you mean? Little boy: Can't you take your steamed stuffed bun and stay away from me?

In geography class, the teacher asked Hall's deskmate: Which is the highest mountain in the world? Deskmate: Everest. Teacher: Where is it? Deskmate: geography textbook page 18. Suddenly, the whole class was silent.

8) Eat rice, eat a fly and sell rice with a rice bowl. You can't guess the result at first! The rice seller squeezed out the flies and crushed them. He said, this is pepper. Master, you think I'm blind!

9) Baby:? Mom, where are the dolphins and what do they do? Me:? Dolphins in the sea will save lives. If the baby falls into the sea, dolphins will come to save you. ? Baby:? Then who pushed me into the sea? Baby, why don't you play by common sense?

10) Today, a brother came to see me and said that his female ticket was missing. Seeing his anxiety, I asked him when you had a female ticket! He bowed his head shyly and said; It's the kind of female ticket that occasionally inflates and won't get angry.

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