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Valentine's day classic couplets
Last life was doomed, don't miss the marriage.
-Unknown Baiyun Temple Moon Old Temple
If the cloud is unintentional, who will release the cranes in the forest;
The moon is bright and intentional, that is, I miss the lonely plum on the grave.
-Zhang Daiti Huanglong Cave Yuelao Temple
Zhang Dai (1597 ~ 1679), an essayist in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, was born in Yin Shan (now Shaoxing, Zhejiang). Prose writer in Ming Dynasty, including Tao An Meng, West Lake Dream and Three Immortals.
Dream rain fairy cloud, white stone three lives round long-cherished wish;
Love Tian yue, the red rope is a thousand miles away.
-Wang Yiqi titled "Huanglongdong Yuelao Temple".
Wang Yiqi, born in 1942, formerly known as Little Fingered Citron, formerly known as Yu Zhi. My ancestral home is Nan 'an County, Fujian Province, and my ancestral home is Xiamen. 1968 graduated from the Chinese Department of Peking University, and is the high foot of Professor Wang Li, a famous domestic language master. He has been engaged in news publishing in Zhejiang for a long time. Executive Director of China Couplet Society, President of Couplet Research Society of Zhejiang Language Society, Deputy Secretary-General of Zhejiang CPPCC Poetry and Calligraphy Friendship Association. He has a profound literary foundation and artistic attainments, and his poems are full of strangeness. China is a contemporary classical writer, parallel prose, poet, couplets and calligrapher.
There is a connection between a gold lock and a silver lock. It has been difficult to open this lock for thousands of years.
Your heart is my heart, heart to heart, you are destined to be together forever.
—— Pan Xiaodong's title Huanglongdong Yuelao Temple
Pan Xiaodong, male, 1955, from Hanzhong, Shaanxi. 65438-0979 graduated from the former Fine Arts Department of Shaanxi Academy of Fine Arts (now the Oil Painting Department of An Academy of Fine Arts) and has been teaching in this department. 1988 graduated from the Oil Painting Department of Xi 'an Academy of Fine Arts with a master's degree. 199 1 studying in melnikov oil painting studio. At present, he is a professor at Xi Academy of Fine Arts, head of the department of oil painting, postgraduate tutor and China artist.
Member of China Oil Painting Society, director of China Painters Association, honorary chairman of China Painting and Calligraphy Society, vice president of Shaanxi Oil Painting Society, and signing painter of New Painting Workshop.
Two hearts are tied together, which is a rare pair, and love in the sea is always good;
A hundred years, it is a red rope, a peach blossom, and it will always be round.
-Anonymous Huanglongdong Yuelao Temple
This old man is the most affectionate, not only in charge of marriage;
Several people are in their proper places, and there is another layer of cause and effect.
-Anonymous Wu Shan Yuelao Temple
Although there are five stems in China, I have a long time, and my Buddha does not know the cause and effect;
After all, channeling is an article.
-Zhu Futi Wu Shan Yuelao Temple
Zhu Fuchu (1841~1919) was born in Ganpu Town, Haiyan. When I was a child, I was smart, studious and had a strong memory. I have been studying hard 10 years, studying classics, medicine and Buddhism. Poor family, teaching for a living, Zhang Yuanji, a city dweller, studied under the door. Later, he became an official by drawing tribute, and was promoted in the fifth year of Guangxu in Qing Dynasty (1879). Scholar in six years, awarded editor. He has been a teacher in imperial academy, a lecturer in imperial academy, a bachelor in imperial academy and a banquet officer. I have been an examiner for eighteen years. 23 years, studying politics in Henan. I studied politics in Guizhou for 29 years. His book editing achievements won two awards, and he was awarded senior government doctors Hua Ling and Dr. Rong Lu. After the Revolution of 1911, he left his post and returned to his post. At the invitation of Xu Shichang, he became an adviser to the President and moved to Tianjin. He is also good at medical skills, and many relatives and friends come to seek medical treatment. Zhu's wife Zhang and Xu Xiusheng's wife Zhu's infertility were cured successively. His works include On Learning, Fu An Shi Shi Fu, Compilation of Medical Prescriptions, Medical Treatises, etc.
Don't ask about marriage, sigh that everything in the world is predestined;
In order to manage Lu Si's life, I laughed at the fact that an official in our generation needed twice, and I also invited the spirit to come here.
-Gu Hengti Wu Shan Yuelao Temple
20 four winds blew open the red calyx and realized that the butterfly messenger is always karma, and the fragrant country has no flowers;
A hundred years is a red rope. May all peaches get married and love be long and round.
-The Huayue Palace Old Temple inscribed by Wei Zibo
Wei Qiansheng (? ~ 186 1), a scholar in the late Qing dynasty. The word zi bo, no layman in his later years, is benevolent and people. At the age of nine, you can read, and after a weak crown, you will become a long altar. You Gongshu. Choose the discipline of Xianju County by paying tribute to students. I live in Xima City to amuse myself by writing. I have been hanging for 50 years, and I have a book "Sanweizhai Draft".
Valentine's day couplets about love.
The first part: Hundred-year-old songs together. The second part: The fifth part is singing together.
The first part: red plum spits out fragrance and happily enters the world. Part II: Green willows and smiles are always United.
The first part: a small picture left by a couple, and the second part: a peerless national gets married.
The first part: the phoenix tree branches perch on the top and the phoenix tree branches descend: the lotus flowers stand side by side and honeymoon.
The first part: The next Jade Mirror tells a good story with a smile. Part two: Planting lantian jade and getting married.
The first part: hibiscus cover, the second part: beautiful candle.
The first part: yellow flowers and green trees, fragrant grass and sky, the words are not as good as the scenery, but the heart is proud. The second part: Purple Swallow and Red Warbler, full of fragrance, the road is long and its Xiu Yuan Xi.
Funny couplets about love on Valentine's Day
Part one: Love is in arrears. Love has stopped. Fate is not in the service area. Part II: Thinking without answering. Thinking is very busy. Feelings cannot be recharged. How to connect if you are heartbroken?
Part I: Flowers are not fragrant without sunshine Part II: Life is not sweet without love.
The first part: love your country, love your family, love your sister, the second part: fire prevention, theft prevention, horizontal recognition of brothers: freedom of love.
Part one: It is difficult to love and be loved. Part II: Love takes time to be destined. Love is priceless.
The first part: boys, girls and poor scholars are endless; The second part: first love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part; Life is loveless.
Part one: I am crazy for you, tired for you, and bear all the sins for you. Part two: I am crazy about you, I am crazy about you, and I am crazy about love.
The first part: May all the rich people in the world work miracles. The second part: proletarians all over the world unite to criticize: marry whoever they like.
The first part: look at each other coldly; Downward: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! Happy Valentine's Day
Valentine's day greetings
1, every snowflake is your charming smile, every winter breeze can't blow away my thoughts of you, and every short message contains my love for you. Today is Valentine's Day. May you be happy!
Today is Valentine's Day. I asked you if you love me. I miss you so much, so much. Your name permeates my blood. Please vote today. Love me, love me, you have no choice, love me to be happy!
3, first love, looking forward to the arrival of Valentine's Day; Lovers, every day is Valentine's Day! I hope all lovers in the world, every day is Valentine's Day!
4. In February, the spring breeze blows willows, and you fall in love on Valentine's Day. Although time is tight and work is very busy, I must stay with my lover today and make a bowl of love soup for my beloved on Valentine's Day-a must. Happy Valentine's Day!
The opportunity given by time is always wasted. I never waste the chance that romance gives me. If I don't say I love you on Valentine's Day, my love will be invalid, so I can't be decadent. Happy Valentine's Day, I love you.
6. SMS to build a castle, words to open roses, sweet greetings, and wonderful New Year. In the new year, I wish you a happy love, a pleasant journey all the year round and happiness. Happy Valentine's Day!
7. The warmest thing is that I am very happy every day with you; The most romantic thing is: falling in love with you will always be sweet; The happiest thing is to spend Valentine's Day with you. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!
8. gurgling water can't walk away. I have the same deep feelings for you. The gloomy mountains parted. I have deep feelings for you. Sunny days are full of my thoughts of you. Valentine's day is here. I wish you a happy mood and a happy life.
9. Who said that single people can only sing love songs? Who says single people can only face loneliness? Who says single people can't get blessings on Valentine's Day? You received it. You are lucky. Smile and be happy on Valentine's Day!
10 Waiting for Your Life is not a simple and pale pledge of eternal love, but countless ordinary days in the same boat. Every day with you is Valentine's Day, baby, happy Valentine's Day!
The first part: Singles Day, Singles Street, Singles Robbery. The second part: Valentine's Day, lover's knot, lover's robbery.
The first part: Hello everyone, I'm fine, everyone, study hard; Part I: Today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, it will go up every day. Horizontal criticism: study hard and want to go to school every day.
The first part: Valentine's Day heartless people, but they are heartless people. The second part: the heartless people in the valley of despair and love, but not all heartless people.
There is a magpie bridge in the magpie club, but unfortunately there is a magpie bridge without couples. It's a pity that I'm alone before and after the flowers. There is nothing I can do by the bridge, and there is nothing I can do by the lonely shadow.
There are Yuanxiao in the snack, but I don't have Yuanxiao like you.
Love is enjoyed in the ocean of love, and so are complaining lovers. See lanterns on a moonlit night, see lanterns alone. Roses are full of red roses, and they are all red roses
The first part: look at each other coldly; Downward: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! Happy Valentine's Day
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