Three people cross talk, short, urgent! ! !

Fill in the Form (Three-person Crosstalk Script)

Well, recently, I've had enough.

B, C: What's the matter?

A: Recently, our school issued a watch. ?

B: That's good. With a watch, everything can be finished on time: don't be late, don't leave early, get up at six, go to bed at ten ...?

A: What a mess. It's not a clock, it's a primary school graduation registration form. ?

B: Oh, the primary school graduation registration form. Then what's bothering you?

A: It's difficult to fill in! ?

C: What's so hard to fill in? Honestly, what does it ask? If you don't understand, ask me! ?

A: Ask you?

Although she is very young, she knows everything. ?

Take the first column "Name" as an example. It's really hard to fill out. ?

C: Your name is your name. ?

A: But as soon as I write my name, everyone will be happy. ?

B: What did you fill in?

A: Little ancestor. ?

C: Hey, don't you have another name?

A: Yes. My mother calls me sweetheart, my father calls me baby, my grandmother calls me Xiaozu, and my grandmother calls me sister-in-law. ?

C: What a mess. Here, fill in the second column. ?

A: The second column is gender. ?

B: You can't make a mistake. ?

A: But the teacher was wrong again. ?

B: Ah, you're not going to fill it out as a man, are you? !

No, no, I wrote "fake child"! ?

B: Ah, is tomboy a sex?

A: That's what my mother said (hands akimbo, like mother's tone). Not a woman, the whole tomboy!

I see, your mother made a mistake about your gender when she gave birth to you. ?

A: So it is difficult to fill in the column of "birth". ?

C: Birth means what kind of family you were born in ...?

No, I was not born at home. I was born in a hospital. ?

C: Wrong! ?

A: Yes, yes, no. I missed a few words. I want to fill in: I was born in the obstetrics and gynecology department of the Municipal People's Hospital, and Dr. Zhang delivered the baby.

C: Stop, stop, stop. You're getting farther and farther away. Being born means asking what your family does. ?

A: Oh, I'll fill this in: mom plays mahjong, dad speculates in stocks, grandma practices qigong, and grandpa rides horses and has sex. ?

Oh, my God. Come on, fill in the next column.

Let's write our birth in the next column. ?

B: Didn't you just fill it out? Why did you fill in the birth again?

A: This backfill is the date of birth. ?

Oh, date of birth. Then ask mom and dad?

A: But what they say is different. ?

B: What's the difference?

A: My father said I was born in September1year, but my mother insisted that I was born in 1990. ?

B: Your parents may remember wrong. Ask your grandparents again. ?

But grandpa said I was born in January and grandma said I was born in December. ?

B: Then ask your grandparents again. ?

A: Grandpa said I was born on the 9th, and Grandma said I was born in the 6th grade. ?

B: Wow! You are so happy! There must be a lot of lucky money for having so many birthdays in a year. ?

A: Alas! One says solar calendar, the other says lunar calendar. ?

B: You tomboy, you are really a little confused. ?

Brief introduction to the content of "filling in the form"

"Fill in the Form" tells the story of crosstalk art with a long history. It is a treasure in the treasure house of traditional art in China. It is all the precious recordings preserved by China People's Broadcasting Station, which embodies the wisdom and sweat of several generations of crosstalk writers, actors and directors.

This series contains the essence of crosstalk art in the prosperous broadcasting period, bringing the outstanding works of crosstalk art with bright colors and original leaves to your ears, playing them in the form of FLASH, giving people a refreshing feeling, and enjoying more fun while listening to the pictures.