Joke: Two people

I have a video of Degang Guo's lines. Just go to youku. com and search for big double springs.

This is for five people. You can change it yourself. Playing all night, it's really tiring.

A: Almost. We need a chair on the stage.

b； Then I'll move it.

1 I'll do it I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. . . .

Let's go

1 You've moved here, so I'll forget it.

Try to talk cheaply.

1 I'm in the head and you're in the back.

Then let's get started.

1 No problem. Xiao Mu has rules. I can't make a sound when I put down this piece of wood.

Then you must listen to me.

1 Give and take.

I take a microphone (don't you have one).

1 real person hum ~ ~ ~

(Eyes wandering around)

Well, the rule of the double reed is that when I shoot this wood, everything must be listened to by me. It doesn't matter whether he does it or not. We can experiment on the spot. . . . Listen to me. Hold out your left hand, clench your fist, put your index finger back, hook it on your nose, buckle it out, and open your mouth inside.

1 (spits) You are yelling at me.

I just want you to have a taste.

1 That's wicked.

2 Listen to you and listen to me?

1 nonsense

Listen to me. Come on, let's move on. Seriously, have something to say.

1 hum anthracene! ~ ~ ~ ~ (clap wood)

Standing in the street, I will call whoever applauds me dad.

1 (stand up and make an angry gesture) This is no longer the case. I'll see who applauds (take off your shoes and throw them out)

This is very interesting.

1 What do you mean, a little interesting! ~ ~ ~ What? This is nonsense.

These four poems.

1 Aren't you usually very honest? What are you eating?

You don't know, my chance for revenge has come.

1 shit! ! ! ! Let's do something serious.

Okay, relax. Eat this this time.

1 Ready to start. (repeatedly told him to get up and get hurt three times. I said I would never come here again. I said I couldn't come here. These rotten things are definitely not as good as 1 anthracene. . . . 2 grab the word, are you fooling a silly boy or something? You come and go. Come on! ! ! I will listen to you now)

On the high mountain, a cow has two horns, a head and four hooves divided into eight petals, and my grandfather is behind.

1 Son of a bitch, come out! Get rid of the first rule: do what you have to do.

On the 3rd, he walked on the stage and said, it's interesting.

You have been smart all your life, but you have been confused all your life. 1, everyone is confused sometimes. Really, you have been bullying him for months. You fell into his hands this time. 1, what do you understand? I did it for the art of cross talk, and I kicked him out now. Ah, you can find me like this. 1, then ~ ~ ~ ~ let's do it again.

How about 1? 3 Hey hey, that's great. 1 Not bad. 3 ok. 1 and then come back. All right, you sit down. 1; Start (a disease)

3 Listen to this! This old gentleman can't make mistakes. Let's get together and call you out. . Try to speak like a human being. I want to know. I took the socks out of your mouth first. What the hell? 3 Eh, not obvious. Are you neat? 1 Nonsense is too fast. 3 Too fast? I don't even know the word, you slick. 3 and then slow down? 1 slow down! ! 3 in favor! ! ! Slow down. No problem. For example, there is a neighborhood leading a calf behind the cow, and the cow pulls on the ridge. Knock ~ ~ The calf fell into the well, and then people called it my cow. . . Cow ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Hey cow! ! ! ! Sad to say cow. . Calf. . . The calf, it, it, it, it.

1 I don't want it! ! ! Come out, come out, come out. What do you call this? It's called strangling a cow.

1 。 . . . Strangle me. Don't you speak slowly? 1. This is not a gadget. It's so artistic that it shows how capable we are. That line is ok. 1. What are you doing around here? I have 468 sentences! Do you have 1 Yes, absolutely no problem. 1 Come on! ! ! ! Listen to this, 1, and the old man will be sure.

I'm a little hungry playing with shovels in my room today! Then two pieces of beef came to the wall. We knew I had a nest, and then I ate three pieces of beef. Then two pieces of beef came to the wall. We knew I had a nest, and then I ate three pieces of beef, and then I ate two pieces of beef. You know, I have a nest and ate three pieces of beef, and then I ate two pieces of beef. . . . .

1 Come out, come out, you're going to kill me. 3 (snickering) 1! ! ! ! Aren't you hungry? You can give me some soup. Go, go, go. !

1 Too old to understand. You, you, you are angry. Hey, 1, look at our children! You shouldn't go to them. .

1 To be honest, I can't talk to them in such a hurry. The old man has been bad all his life. 1. Hey, it hurts.

Why don't I come back with you? 1 Can you do it? You know, I am your apprentice, and I can't hurt you! (I suddenly realized) Yes, my own children still love me. Then can we have a paragraph? 1 no problem

Look at me at a young age. Let's have a nursery rhyme of 1 (4) Hey, can you do it?

Let's try it back and forth, shall we 1 will do. You can take that braid to 1 first. Oh, I've never been to this child. 4. Oh, no, you can't bring 1 like this. How else can I bring it? Is this child naughty with such crooked hair? 1. I think there are almost four pairs of children's braids in that TV series, which should be crooked 1. All right, come on.

Our children can't be wrong! ! ! Who will play with me? I play hard, live hard, live hard, live hard. I buy melons, melons, melons. I buy tofu. Tofu is rotten. I knock eggs, eggs and eggs. I don't say eggs and eggs are facing down. I don't say eggs and eggs are facing down. I don't say eggs and eggs are facing down. I don't say eggs and eggs are facing down. I won't say 1 you! Say it! ! ! You said that. It's evil. Who taught you this child? I can't hurt you. 1 still can't hurt me. I am bleeding. You think I won't move here? 1 0-0 is evil. I said it was crooked for me! ! I'm afraid of stabbing your 1. Yeah, just hit your forehead. No, number four. Okay, okay, there's also 1. What would you do? 4. How about the old play bones going back and forth? 1 elegant art? 4 dozen 1, then I have to correct my pigtail. There is no such thing this time. Well, there is no such thing! ! ! 1 Come on, four round trips, so old-fashioned. Ha, 1, it is manual labor. Whoever has a discount will play this. Do something and don't eat. Everybody sit down and listen carefully. The plot of the old play is that my cousin and cousin are inseparable. Oh, dear cousin, I have to go. Oh, dear cousin, I won't let you go ... no, I have to go! Um ... I won't let you go. Oh, no, I have to go.

Anthracene ```` ... I won't let you go Anthracene ```` ... Well ```````````````` I won't let you go 1, let him go. Anthracene ... What happened?