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A very interesting replica of sand sculpture.

1. Why do you laugh after reading my article, but don't like it? Are you afraid of losing face?

I am so handsome, mainly thanks to my parents. If they don't give me a mouth, can I talk all day?

3. Women chasing men, laminated yarn. Men chase women, and mothers are separated by cars.

Look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear the express parcel by hand, it is not like a weak woman who can't unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water at all.

5. "You and your girlfriend are so sweet, holding hands in the street!" "I'm afraid she'll go shopping as soon as I let go."

Marry a woman like me, although she didn't turn her back on her country. But it will destroy you.

7. The only thing I can put down now is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get down is the bed.

8. "Do you know why you feel so sleepy at school?" Because school is where dreams begin.

9. The first time I saw you, I thought you were so different. In my eyes, others are one lump, while you are two.

10. Life is a stupid thing chasing another stupid thing, while love is two stupid things chasing each other.

1 1. I can tolerate you saying I look good, but don't say anything about my friends. This has nothing to do with them.

12. I want to sell my house to support you, but the landlord doesn't want to.

13. Some people are really western-style, and it takes half a sugar to order sweet steamed rice.

14. Why didn't she confess to me? Tell her to drink more hot water.

15. What happened to some boyfriends in many places? It's not that I can't speak because I can type fast.

16. I always thought that chatting could lead to love, until my expression pack changed from 100 to 4000.

17. I still like you, and I like your mother beating you, which is unreasonable. Don't ask questions like a leader criticizes you. Like to eat junk food, regardless of the date of production.

18. We stood without talking, and the scene was once embarrassing.

19. It is not enough for a person to have this life. He will spend three lives squandering the money blown by the wind.

20. Well, when the sand sculpture is finished, leave a message in the comment area. I will draw a red envelope of 666. Don't ask me why I am so headstrong. I just want to make a joke!