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If Liu Tang and Song Wu fight one-on-one, who do you think will win?

Everyone in the world says, "Don't look at the Three Kingdoms, don't look at the water margin." The reason why you don't watch the Three Kingdoms is because the people inside are too scheming, and the reason why you don't watch the Water Margin is because you are too angry.

In fact, personally, Water Margin, as one of the four classical novels, can be properly read. As the saying goes, "read a hundred times before you know what it means." What kind of knowledge you learn from books depends on your attitude and angle when reading.

Recently, a friend asked me a question about Water Margin. If Liu Tang and Song Wu fight one-on-one, who is better?

In view of this problem, I gave an explanation from four aspects: appearance, record, ranking and external evaluation.

The first one: appearance

The description of Song Wu in Water Margin is: "The body is majestic and handsome, with a pair of eyes shooting at the cold star ... as majestic as the enemy ... like a lion shaking the sky and descending from the clouds ... like a demon king descending from the sky, it is really a traditional human god ... Luo Cha, the protector, had to pay, and King Kong frowned."

Relatively speaking, the description of Liu Tang is very simple: "Two black hairy legs, barefoot, a purple-black wide face, with vermilion records on his temples and a black and yellow hair on it.

But in appearance, Liu Tang is several grades lower than Song Wu.

Second: record

In "Water Margin", he beat the tiger with his bare hands, got drunk and spilled blood on the Yuanyang Building, and fought with Sun Erniang and Helu. After wooing, he killed Yelude, Shen An, Fang Mao, Bei Yingkui and captured Fang La alive. The record should not be underestimated.

Liu Tang had only met Lei Heng once before fighting the birth control plan, but it was not a draw. In the conquest of Liao, Wang Qing and Fang La, the record was mediocre.

Therefore, in this respect, Liu Tang also lost to Song Wu.

The third one: the seat

After Liang Shanju's sense of honor, he readjusted the ranking table of thirty-six plough and seventy-two goblins, among which Song Wu, a celestial injury star, ranked 14th and Liu Tang, an alien, ranked 21st.

Even if ranking is a symbol of strength, one is fourteen and the other is twenty-one. It goes without saying.

Fourth: external evaluation

Jin Shengtan, a famous critic of Water Margin, thinks that 108 heroes belong to the upper class, while Liu Tang, Ruan Brothers, Yan Qing and others belong to the upper class. As for the criteria for judging, it is unknown.

Therefore, it is enough to prove that the confrontation between Liu Tang and Song Wu is only a matter of time.