What are the funny jokes?

1, people who are really kind to others and don't ask for anything in return will generally get what they want without asking for anything in return.

On February 315, I cried and asked my boss why he had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said: Today is 3 15, so we can't have a holiday.

3. The difference between NBA and CBA lies in NBA: this goal actually scored. CBA: This goal missed.

Friend, I advise you not to mess with me. I'm a black belt in karate. Can I strangle you for a minute?

Watching movies on the computer, every time I see the words "Members can skip advertisements", I feel so shameless. People spend money on advertising, and they ask us to spend money on advertising.

6. If you like someone, confess it quickly, because it is very likely that you will like someone else tomorrow.

As a matter of fact, I always knew I had a copycat. 10 years ago, many people said I looked like Zhang Dongjian. Five years ago, many people said I looked like Ouyang Xiu. Now, many people say I look like Fan Wei.

8. I don't have any outstanding advantages, but I have a special eye for girls. All the girls I chased married good people in the end without exception.

9. If your friend is hurt, you can comfort him like this: Don't be devastated because of a little injury. After all, there are still many big waves waiting for you to ride the wind and waves in the future.

10, high emotional intelligence, mainly to make others happy. High IQ, mainly to make yourself happy. People with low IQ and EQ mainly don't let others be happy when they are unhappy.