How do you call Shaanxi dialect twist?

During the Qingming Festival, it rains in succession, and the skin collapses day by day. I asked the restaurant to answer, and I stopped referring to the answer in the fog. "

(where "Sunflower" = "Bad", "Answer" = "Where", "Broken" = "Little Baby" and "Fog Answer" = "There")

2. Nursery rhymes in Guanzhong area of Shaanxi Province: "Laocrow ran away and went home to fry peas for your mother. You have a bowl, you are hungry (I) a bowl, and you are hungry (raised). "

3. "Sao Guang" in Shaanxi dialect. There is a joke that a girl from Xi took her southern boyfriend back to Xi to visit her parents. On a bus in Xi 'an, when the boy saw a man in front of her, he wiped her sweat from time to time. The girl said to the boy, "OK, OK, don't be frivolous." Boys don't understand what coquettish means, and girls think for a long time without a more suitable word to explain it, so they simply use "excessive enthusiasm" to explain it. When I arrived at the girl's house, the girl's mother was pouring tea, peeling apples and cooking. The boy said to menstruation in the newly learned Xi 'an dialect, "Stop being coquettish."

4. Respect for the elderly is "entrusting people" and the beloved son is "Ruiwa". There is no problem "not numb", coward.

Talking is called "oral communication" and chatting is called "nonsense". Watching people eat is called "the eye of the sun", and the guy with a dull head is called "the second trick".

Playing with love and cursing "no skin face", the two made a complaint and called it "unpleasant". Fried dough sticks are nicknamed "fried ghost" and twisted dough sticks are nicknamed "hemp sugar"