Bilingual joke: Crabs go straight.

A male crab met a female crab and proposed to her. She noticed that he walked straight, not sideways. sound of crying or vomiting

She thought

This crab is really special. I can't let him get away. They will get married soon.

The next day, she noticed that her new husband woke up sideways like other crabs.

Become upset. "What's the matter?" She asked. "Before we got married, you walked straight."

"oh

honey

"He replied.

"I can't drink so much every day.

A male crab met a female crab and wanted to marry her. She noticed that he walked straight instead of sideways. Wow! This male crab is really special, she thought. I can't let him get away. So they got married right away.

The next day, she found her groom walking sideways like other crabs. She was deeply disturbed. "What's the matter with you?" She asked, "You walked straight before we got married."

"Oh, dear," he replied, "I can't drink that much every day."