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The Philosophy of Fools A long time ago, in a remote mountain village, there was a child whose parents died shortly after he was born. The children grew up in a very poor environment. In that kind of environment, it was difficult to maintain a living, let alone study. Therefore, he was illiterate and no one told him his surname or name.

He works hard for three meals every day. Every time he looked for a job, he would tell his employer, "I just want rice to eat." Therefore, everyone called him "Boss Rice."

Time leaves no one behind. He gradually entered middle age from a boy. After getting married and having children, he still worked hard for three meals of rice every day. His family lives near a mountain and often cuts firewood to sell. This is his source of livelihood in exchange for rice.

Boss Mi is very honest and doesn’t even know what care is. The firewood he chops is very dry, and many people like to buy his firewood.

One day, he picked firewood and wanted to take it to the city to sell. On the way, he met a very rich but stingy man. The other party knew that Mr. Mi's firewood was dry and good, so he stopped him and said, "I want to buy your firewood."

Mr. Mi was very happy, but the rich man who was greedy for small profits said, "Wait a minute, let's negotiate the price first." "How much do you sell this load of firewood for?"

Boss Mi said: "In the past, everyone gave me three hundred coins for a load of dry firewood like this."

The rich man said: "My home is very close. If you walk a little less and put in less effort, I think it will be a hundred cents." It’s not enough to buy rice. The rich man said, "That's two hundred coins."

Boss Mi calculated it, but it was still not enough to buy rice, so he said, "I won't sell it, I'd better walk a little more."

The rich man said again: "Oh, don't go so far, sell it to me for two hundred and fifty Wen."

Boss Mi thought, it would be a waste of time to delay it any longer. , and said: "Okay, I'll sell it to you."

The rich man saw that he was honest and asked him to help pick firewood to his home. After piling up the firewood, the rich man asked again: "What is your name?"

Mr. Mi honestly said: "I have no name."

The stingy rich man didn't have a name. Taking advantage of him, he felt angry and said, "It's so strange that you don't have a name. Let me give you a name."

Boss Mi said, "That's great. I've lived a long life." At this age, someone finally gave me a name. Thank you very much."

The rich man said, "I'll give you a name for you."

Mi. The boss said: "Well, it sounds good. Others have always called me Boss Mi. Now I call me Boss Mi. Now I call me Boss Mi. That's great."

The stingy person asked again deliberately: "Boss Mi Tian "How many fathers do you have?"

Mr. said: "What is your father?"

The rich man insulted him for being illiterate and deliberately teased him: "Your father is yours." "Children."

He suddenly said: "Oh, your father is my child. Let me count, well, I have ten fathers in total." Boss Mi is an enthusiastic person. So he asked: "How many fathers do you have?"

When the rich man heard this, his face darkened: "What a joke! Why do you ask me how many fathers I have? My father is dead." < /p>

Boss Mi said: "It's so pitiful. Your father-in-law is dead. I have so many sons, so I might as well get one or two to be your father-in-law."

Rich Man 1 Ting was very angry: "How unreasonable, you actually want to use the child as my father-in-law."

Seeing how angry he was, Mr. Mi was very surprised and said, "You bought my firewood and gave me a name. And I have good intentions to give you my son as your father, why are you angry? You really want to eat me, the rice field ***."

What is the rice field ***? It’s just “dung” (dung). The rich man was so angry that he picked up a stick and wanted to beat him. Boss Mi was even more surprised and thought to himself: "What's wrong with this man? He has such a big temper for nothing. Forget it, just ignore him." Boss Mi picked up the pole and was at ease. Went home.

Everyone, a person without scheming will not know when others scold him. Calling him a turd, he was very grateful in his heart; ridiculing him for having many "fathers", but without knowing it, he even kindly wanted to give the child to the other person as his father. People want to take advantage of him, but he doesn't suffer at all. This is also a philosophy - the fool's philosophy. We should learn the "fool's philosophy" in life.