A funny joke is badly needed.

1. I lost a key while looking for my pocket. It was useless to look for it at that time, but later I went back to look for it!

There was a couple on the roadside, and the man suddenly said excitedly, Whose is it? Whose is it?

I thought it was the key, so I quickly said, mine.

my

this is mine ...

Later, I learned that the woman was pregnant ... pity my face ... and it hurt for several days. ...

2. To put it cheaply, a relative of one of his colleagues came to Xiamen, and the relative gave him a Xiamen E cartoon and got on the bus. This man showed it to the driver.

Just trying to find a seat, the driver stopped him and said, "Look at the card." He shouted with an e-comic: "Xiamen e-comic ~

~ ",the driver said" look over there ",this

People actually went directly to the place pointed by the driver and read hard: "Xiamen e cartoon". ....................................................................................................................................................

Just tell a story. ...

I wish I could bring you laughter .. Thank you.