Ask Tencent's joke! !

1. At first, I didn't speak when 360 scolded SB, because I didn't use SB. Then I uninstalled Baidu toolbar at 360 because I didn't go to Baidu. Later, I forcibly uninstalled Jinshan in 360 because I didn't use Jinshan. Finally, I started tossing Tencent at 360, and I found that I couldn't speak …

2. Today Tencent forced to uninstall 360. If 360 successfully falls, Tencent's next plan: remove the moustache and switch to QQ input method, otherwise you will not be allowed to use QQ; Uninstall Want Want, you can't use Taobao, use pat instead, or you won't use QQ; Remove Firefox, IE, and use TT, otherwise QQ will not be used; Unload the go-kart and play the QQ coaster, otherwise you are not allowed to use QQ (to unload the dance troupe, only play QQ dazzle dance, otherwise you are not allowed to use QQ).

Have you ever seen McDonald's not letting customers buy KFC? Have you ever seen Nikon not let customers buy Nikon lenses? Have you ever seen Apple not install WINDOWS on its notebook? Stop when you say stop, and unload when you say unload? Is that Li Gang?

4. Can we understand this: 360 is chosen because it can detect drugs, so it enters the system by default, just like a nanny can enter the room to clean up; QQ is chosen because it is convenient for communication, just as drivers can facilitate traffic. Then, why did you enter my room as a driver? What do you care if my nanny is in my room? You also threatened to take my Mercedes if I didn't fire the nanny.

5.360 tried to send someone to attack Tencent's server, but Tencent survived because it installed 360. At present, 360IT employees are discussing the next plan in QQ group.

6. In fact, Tencent once settled with 360, hoping to solve this matter privately, and 360 also agreed. Unexpectedly, Tencent finally gave Q coins. ....

7. A boss heard that QQ can't be used after installing 360, so he ordered all computers in the company to install 360 products to curb employees' QQ chat during working hours.

8. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that your computer has 360 and my computer has QQ. .

9. Tencent said that the "battle" will continue, that is, 360 and QQ can only choose one. A friend of mine said that out of his love for 360 and QQ, he finally decided to install 360 on 1, 3 and 5, uninstall QQ, install QQ on 2, 4 and 6, and install 360 and QQ at the same time on Sunday, just watching them "fight" on the computer screen.

The constellations of 10.360pkQQ have also been released: delete 360 constellations of Pisces, Cancer, Taurus and Virgo, and delete 360 constellations of Capricorn, Gemini, Leo and Libra. Watching the lively constellation Aries Scorpio Aquarius Sagittarius. Whose side are you on? Is it accurate?