A joke about lying down and sleeping.

What's your annual salary?

B:100000.

A: There were more than 800,000 that month!

Yes, this is the basic salary.

A: Not bad. What do you do?

dreamer ...

Second,

1, "happiness" means that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats little monsters.

2. "Generation gap" means that I asked my dad what he thought of "Chrysanthemum Table" and he said he had never drunk it.

3. "Narcissism" means that you must be reborn as a woman in your next life and then marry a man like me.

4, "speechless" means that the judge asked: Why do you want to print counterfeit money? The criminal said: I can't print real money.

"Despair" means that the restaurant ordered two dishes and ate the first one: "There are worse things in the world.

Really? ! Eat the second shit! Really! "

6. "Crash" means that an old lady walks into KFC and says to the waiter, I want a KFC.

A McDonald's and a hamburger.

Three.

What is a white-collar worker?

Today, I paid my salary, paid the loan, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice, instant noodles and touched my mouth.

The money left in the bag sighed: this month's salary is white-collar again.

What is a blue collar?

The foreman said that his salary would be paid soon, and he still owed his own accommodation, meals, lost time and medical expenses.

Boss/kloc-more than 0/00, too lazy to take it. He is called the blue collar.

four

One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does this river go?

A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward.

The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky?

That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou.

The teacher is short of breath: get out!

Student: Just leave.

The teacher said helplessly, are you sick?

Student: You have everything I have!

Teacher: Try again … ..

Student: shout when you see an uneven road!

Teacher: Do you believe I hit you?

Student: Do it when you should ...

The teacher was angry: I told you to drop out of school!

Student: Rush into Kyushu!

five

MM got out of the taxi and left her camera in the back seat.

When the driver saw it, he quickly put his head out of the window.

Shout at MM: "Miss, your camera!"

MM blushed and turned to scold: "You are like a fucking duck!"

Then the taxi left. .....

Then mm chased the car and shouted: master, my camera ~ ~ ~ ~! My camera ~ ~ ~ ~

six

Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on 10 floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the ninth floor. ......

Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: "Is Xiao Wang there?"

The colleague who answered the phone said, "Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel."

Xiao Wang: "Ah! ? When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to send it to him yet? "

"It doesn't matter, you can look for him below."

I copied it, hoping to help the landlord, hehe.