Medical joke

More than a week has passed since the annual college entrance examination drama, and many candidates have begun to look forward to their colorful college life after a few days of deep sleep. Seeing that the score is coming down, which major do you want to apply for and what kind of work do you want to do in the future?

At this time, some brothers and sisters who studied medicine gave "advice": Never study medicine! If my child studies medicine in the future, I will break his leg and sever the father-son relationship.

You worry too much! When you are 35 years old, you finally feel that you have become a doctor, but when you go to work with enthusiasm, you find that you are still a rookie, with more studies and exams waiting for you, and you have no time and ability to fall in love, let alone have children. What are you worried about?

Senior's "Advice": N Reasons for Not Studying Medicine

It takes a long time to study medicine.

"When I finish medical school, I will come back to marry you."

Her heart thumped after hearing this, and she thought, this is probably the most tactful farewell.

This joke truly reflects that studying medicine is really a long process. As far as ordinary undergraduate courses are concerned, medical majors are basically five years, and others are only four years. According to the current trend, you will have to study for three years after graduation! If you want to make progress, you still have to study for a doctorate. Even graduate students or doctors have to undergo standardized training ranging from one to three years after graduation. Moreover, the study time of medical graduate students is three years, unlike other majors such as normal schools, which only take two years. To put it simply, you need at least eight years to become a doctor in the legal sense.

The life of studying medicine is very hard.

I thought I could enjoy my life when I entered college, but for medical students, college life is just another senior three. Thick internal medicine, surgery, diagnostics, inexplicable pathology, physiology, biochemistry, dazzling systematic anatomy, local anatomy and so on. It will definitely make you sleepless. The books to be learned in the whole five-year undergraduate study career are several meters thick.

Maybe a friend from the University of Finance and Economics next door is in love, or a friend from the opposite University of Electronic Science and Technology of China reprimanded Fang Qiu on the Internet. Most of the time, you can only run around the dormitory, canteen, classroom and laboratory building. Only medical college students will stay in the study room all day like high school students after they go to college.

Hard work that ordinary people can't bear.

In the eyes of ordinary people, doctors are a respected and well-paid sacred profession. Some doctors are reluctant to let their children study medicine because they deeply understand the high-intensity work pressure brought by the profession of doctors.

Daily work is done in turn in the outpatient clinic and operating table, and overtime is often done on holidays and weekends ... After overtime, there are classes to listen to or prepare, which means that you should leave your mobile phone on 24 hours, stay near the hospital, contact you at any time if you need it, and you must arrive within 20 minutes or 30 minutes. For a doctor, you should get used to it and become the norm! Although you are sleeping, reuniting with your family and mourning at the bedside of your sick old father, you must go to the hospital at once! Under the double challenges of physical strength and mental strength, doctors are always in a state of tension. You need your brain to keep a high degree of vigilance at all times, because your little negligence may cause great harm to patients!

If you are unfortunate enough to marry a colleague after work, congratulations, you may often not see each other for three or five days, especially surgeons.

Doctors have low incomes.

Although the labor intensity of doctors in China is higher than that of ordinary industries, their income is not high.

According to the report of the National Bureau of Statistics, in 20 17, the national per capita annual income was 74,000 yuan. Lilac Garden's "20 17 Doctor Salary Report" shows that the average annual income of doctors is 96,000 yuan. In 20 18, 55% doctors' salaries did not increase, and even 9.7% doctors' salaries decreased.

The doctor-patient relationship is too tense.

Since the post-90s generation, the responsibilities of doctors in society have increased, and the contradiction between doctors and patients has been escalating in recent years. From verbal violence to physical conflict to vicious wounding. According to incomplete statistics, 4 1.2% of clinical nurses have been subjected to excessive behavior by patients or their families in the past year, including verbal or behavioral violence. Every year, more than 654.38 million medical staff are beaten and injured in China, and hospitals have become a high-risk area for extreme personal violence.

If I had to choose again, I would not hesitate to become a doctor!

After reading this reason of "not studying medicine", we not only want to ask doctors: Do you regret being a doctor?

The medical staff of Sino-American Hospital in JD.COM gave a positive answer with countless actions.

If she has a trace of remorse, how can she hold the patient's leg with one hand and the pipe with the other hand to ensure the normal operation of the blood filter in a fixed posture of 14 hours until the patient's vital signs stabilize? If he has any remorse, he will go to the patient's home for dressing change without going back and forth once every two days after work, up and down 72 steps, 180 days, just to make the patient recover better; If he has remorse, he will not plunge into the black fog when the fire is not under control, just to let the patient leave safely; If she has remorse, she will not be pregnant for nine months, and she will be pregnant for nearly an hour to put indwelling needles for patients with poor blood vessels. ...

I advise you not to study medicine, because they understand how much effort and pain this industry needs. But they can feel better that the sense of mission in white clothes will bring happiness and achievements that can't be measured by anything. Is this comparable to other industries?

When memorizing a piece of knowledge can save a person's life, when you see a patient's smile after recovery, when you understand the value of life, you will know that it is difficult to cool blood after drinking ice for ten years. ...