What's your super joke? More.

NO. 1 Department of Politics If the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather it was you, and I have no regrets until I die! But the government has no regulations ... then forget it!

The second legal department

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

If there is an afterlife in the biology department, be a pair of mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly. ...

No.4 mechanical department (immediately rushed to the girl's downstairs, ready to rush to her dormitory to repair her mobile phone and steal it casually. Peep)

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north of Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

NO.5 A three-year-old boy majoring in preschool education in a normal university took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "

Six departments of financial management

If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you

No.7 health office

Weather forecast: I sometimes miss you from morning till day, and then it becomes a wild dream in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure area, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

Eighth history department

It is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: you are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

Department 9 advertising designer: male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational company, McDonald's

Wipe the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

10 Chinese department

Last night, I sent you a mosquito to tell you that I miss you very much and ask it to kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

The performance system 1 1 is that you blink and I die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die.

12 Department of Mathematics

Know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A, miss you B, miss you C, miss you D, miss you E, all of the above.