Tell a few dirty jokes.

A woman went to the store to buy things. She said to the shop assistant, "buy some sugar." So the clerk went to a bottle with pepper written on it. The woman said angrily, "You are so irresponsible. I buy sugar and you give me pepper! " ! ! ! The clerk said, "Don't bother, this is for ants." . "

A man climbed over the wall and went out of the school gate. The headmaster asked him why he didn't go out of the school gate. He said, Mace Bang Wei, don't go the usual way. The headmaster asked him how he climbed over such a high wall. He pointed to his trousers and said, Li Ning, anything is possible. The headmaster asked him what it was like to climb over the wall. He pointed to his shoes and said that he felt like flying in Xtep. I entered the school from the main entrance the next day and asked him why he didn't climb over the wall. He said: Anta: I choose, I like it. On the third day, he wore a gangster costume. The headmaster said he couldn't wear a vest to school. On the fourth day, the headmaster said that men can't wear vests to school. He said that men just love to push fortress clothes. The headmaster said I should remember that you are older than him. Why did he say that? The headmaster said: M-Zone, my site is my decision.