What joke can kill you?

1. The science teacher asked, "Why is the body cold after death?" No one answered. The teacher asked again, "Nobody knows?" At this time, someone at the back of the classroom said, "That's because the mind is calm and naturally cool."

2. The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I thought there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. Some jerk thought I was electrocuted when he passed by, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks!

3. In biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? A: Give it a fart to smell. It's the hands that will cover your nose, and the rest are your feet. The whole class fell.

4. When a person is always farting at work, colleagues can't help but say, Can you keep quiet? Then I saw him sitting there shaking. Colleagues asked him what he was doing, and he replied, I have tuned it to vibration now!

5. When someone is riding a bike, passers-by roar: go, go, go ... I think I can sing: Ole Ole ... I fell into the ditch before my voice fell, and passers-by scolded: I told you that I was still riding in the ditch! It serves you right to fall dead.

6. Carp and tortoise go to get a marriage certificate. The clerk asked the turtle's age, and the turtle: 1. Quasi-marriage

7. A couple came to a wishing well. The husband bent down to make a wish and threw a coin into the well. My wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was shocked, and then smiled and said to himself, "How clever!"

8. A couple were fishing by the river, and the lady always quarreled. After a while, the fish took the bait, and the lady said, Poor fish. The husband said, yes, just shut up and you'll be fine.