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What is the most humiliating thing you have done with your boyfriend?
In their senior year, they didn't have much living expenses. My family lived in the city where the school was located. I am a single parent family. And my boyfriend's home is in another province, far from school. At that time, they tasted the unspeakable taste for the first time and were particularly excited. One Sunday, my mother said that she would go out to play cards and let me stay at home. Every time my mother goes to play cards, she goes out in the morning, at least at night. So I called my boyfriend and asked him to come over quickly. Soon, he came. As soon as we met, he couldn't wait to take off my clothes, and I quickly closed the door. Just about to start, suddenly there was a quick knock at the door in my room. My mother knocked at the door outside and said Dabai closed every day. I dressed quickly and asked my mother how she came back. She said that Aunt Cai in the next unit suddenly felt uncomfortable and went to the hospital. Today, she is missing one and can't come. I quickly motioned for my boyfriend to hide under the bed. At that time, the sheets were long and covered the bottom of the bed. If you don't observe carefully, you really can't find the people below. My mother urged me to open the door, and it took so long to open it. She looked at me suspiciously, unkempt, and looked down to see a pair of men's shoes under the bed. I think it sucks when I watch it. My mother lifted the sheets and said something I will never forget: "Son, what are you doing hiding under the bed?"
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