A few jokes about the NBA?

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The most awesome joke in NBA history: It is said that Tie Zhi once made 5 of 6 three-pointers in the Lakers

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When Yao Ming gave birth to his child, I saw a news headline on Sina NBA Allianz Blue Network, which made me laugh out loud! Yi Jianlian: I’m happy to be Yao Ming’s father!

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The little emperor asked God: "When will the six-step layup be completely legal?"

God looked at the little emperor and said seriously : "I think this year will be enough!"

The little emperor exclaimed: "You are having fun with me!"

God roared: "You were the one who was having fun with me first!"

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In 20xx, when the little emperor was dying, he said to his grandson with trembling lips: "Child... wait... six-step layup... legalized , you must...write it...on paper...and burn it to me, I will be happy down there."

The child said: "Don't worry, grandpa, I will try my best to survive until that day." Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction at his grandson's words.

In 21xx, a dying old man knelt down in front of his grave and couldn't help bursting into tears: "My grandson is unworthy. I have been waiting for so many years, but I have not waited for the legalization of basketball. I am ashamed of myself." My ancestors!" After saying this, he was so angry that his whole body trembled and stopped moving. But those eyes are still wide open, and they won’t close their eyes!

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Yesterday we watched NBA together. The Hornets’ ace, Paul, performed very well.

Suddenly, he said slowly: Paul shot.

I was surprised because Paul didn't shoot at all.

Then, he said slowly: Get some food.

I was dizzy...it turned out that he was making up riddles again...so I thought hard and finally told him that I couldn't guess it and asked him to tell me the answer.

In the end, there is an even more devastating answer: royal jelly!

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The three heroes are very pious and pray every day before going to bed. God was finally moved and agreed to grant each of their wishes.

Melon: I want to shoot accurately,

He has to do what he wants

Lightning: I want to break through quickly,

He also has to do what he wants willing.

Emperor: I want to look younger.

Later, the little emperor started chewing his fingers on the sidelines when he came off the field

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One day, the handsome Randolph shouted to a mirror on a whim: "Mirror, mirror, show me who is the most handsome man in the world?"

As a result, The iron-clad mirror slipped from his hand and shattered. That mirror would rather be broken into pieces in order to live up to its own conscience.

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A few days ago, when Kobe Bryant was defecating, he accidentally dropped his cell phone into the sewer. So I used my hands to fish out the mobile phone that had been stained with countless poop. Because it was really disgusting, I rinsed it under the tap for a long time before removing the battery.

Yesterday, I was going to turn on my phone, but there was no response when I pressed the power button, so I yelled: Brother Xinchun is resurrected at full power. Then the phone turned on

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One night a few years ago, around one or two o'clock, Kobe's phone rang. He picked up the phone in a daze and saw that it was a text message. The content of the text message from a certain ambiguous girl was very simple, just three words, "I'm so wet..."

Kobe was stunned at the time, what did he mean? Is it raining? No, it's sunny during the day. Did it fall into the bathtub? . . . Kobe, who was always compassionate, was so anxious that he ran to the woman's room without putting on any clothes to perform a heroic act. . . .

This is the strongest explanation of the incident in Eagle County that I have seen with my own eyes.

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Qiqi: Yi, did you watch the video of yesterday’s game? How to prepare for today's game?

Xiaoyi: Coach, I’ve finished reading

Qiqi: Okay, failure is not scary, but failure to sum up experience is scary. Young people know how to learn, and they will definitely become great in the future... .

Xiao Yi: Coach, I mean, I watched today’s game, it’s over

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Oden lived with his grandfather when he was a child. , his grandfather planted several acres of land, but crows kept coming to steal the grain. Auden's grandfather made several scarecrows, but to no avail. So, Auden's grandfather asked God to find a way.

God thought for a while and said to Oden's grandfather: "Just take down all the scarecrows and replace them with your grandson."

A few days later, Oden's grandfather I was very happy to tell God: "This trick really worked. Not only did it scare away the crows, but three crows also brought back the food they had stolen."

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< p>The water fountain Dorsey was responsible for guarding in the Rockets was broken. He was ordered to move it to the locker room immediately to repair it, and a Rockettes girl was sent to supervise it.

While fixing the water dispenser, Dorsey kept looking at the sexy Rockettes. After the repair was completed, the girl said to Dorsey: "I have an embarrassing request, can you agree to it?" Dorsey felt something vaguely, and kept saying "yes" repeatedly. The girl continued, "The thing is, my husband's body You're very weak, and you can't accuse him of certain things. You see, you are a man, and I am a woman... In fact, I noticed your strong body as soon as you came in..."

Dorsey drooled. It was about to leak out, and she couldn't wait to say: "Then I will go to your house after the game!"

"You are so refreshing!" The woman replied happily: "My new refrigerator is in the garage downstairs of my house. "Here, help me carry it home after the game!"

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Three bosses selling the medicine on the advertisement were chatting together< /p>

A: My medicine was sold to Kobe Bryant, which led to the Eagle County Incident

B: My medicine was sold to Chamberlain, and later there was a good talk about Royal Girl 2W

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C: I don’t know any NBA stars. Once again, I put it into the pot as seasoning, and all the cooked noodles in the pot stood up

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< p>Ask Kobe: "What is the greatest joy for a person"?

Answer: "Have sex!"

Ask again: "What happens after that?"

After thinking for a long time, he replied: "Have sex again!"

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After his grandson died, he went to heaven. One day he met God, and God said: "I can grant you a wish."

He said: "Can you sink the Japanese island?"

God said: "This is too difficult, let's change it."

Sun Tzu said again: "Then I want a six-step layup to be legal. change.

God wiped the sweat from his head and said, "What was your last wish?" Bring me the globe and have a look! ”

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NBA jingle

Jordan will fight for his life, his teammates will be in ruins, he will leave sooner or later, and the Wizards will have no chance;

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The answer is rebellious, the head shape is changing, the stature is short, and the big one is fearless;

The shark is a bucket, the body is full of muscles, and dunking is murderous. , free throws are not going into the ground;

Kobe is young and often criticized, but he is actually good, and the English is wrong;

T-Mac has very long hands, and two small ones With droopy eyes, he is a machine in scoring, and a master in magic;

Duncan is like a stone, and is an expert at hitting the boards. He is always serious, and his smile is always rare;

< p>KG is all-round, with the most double-double lands, and the best singles lands, and Bald Lao is the reflective land;

Carter is a hard-to-support land, and the successor is strong enough. Although he still slams the land, he can The Raptors are toothless;

Allen is a gentleman, plays the ball gently, guides three-pointers, and the Sonics are not fast;

Miller is a big mouth, often He was beaten, usually not obviously, but in the end it was scary;

Payton is like Tang Monk, whoever catches him will get hit, his assists are frequent, and his defense is also annoying;

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Kidd passes the ball wonderfully, the net cannot work without him, the Spurs hook up with others, and Hongxing wants to get out of the wall;

Sky is from Germany, and his long hair is fluttering, He looks like a handsome guy, and the Mavericks are like a cow;

Kassel is alien, looks like a vomiting guy, has a weird style of play, and the Bucks are a veteran;

Yao Ming is the most tired. He is flanked on the court and reporters are crazy and do not support scolding you;

Wang Zhizhi is very miserable. The speedboat is going to capsize. The Basketball Association is damning. For the most part. Come on;

It’s hard for Bart to show his face, the bench has been worn, he might as well come back, cut? That’s nonsense;

Francis is strong, some people scold him for being alone, the Rockets It is the No. 1 land, and without him it will be over;

Houston is not worth the land, it is worth over 100 million, and it is known as the land king of CIC, so it will be this hand;

Tianzun loves to commit fouls, and commits them again and again. He has a perverted temper and will kill people sooner or later;

Fox is stupid, has nothing to show off, but is envious of, and his wife is sexy; < /p>

Ma Long is unpopular, Iron Elbow is violent, technically good, and the older he gets, the more oily he becomes;

Stowe is Keton’s place, holding the record, and has poor performance. Know it, but you can't guard it;

Wallace is partial to science, he is first in rebounding, last in scoring, and his head shape is explosive;

Marbury's transformation Di, he was very crazy in the past, but now he pretends to be a grandson, and a child can be taught;

Tang Shuai is dedicated, but his bladder is sick, and he still commands even though he is sick, I cry bitterly;

Jackson has the most rings, like a gentle person, but actually the most ghostly person;

Riley has been brilliant, but Mourning has no kidneys, and the heat is not hot. Anyone can bully the land;

Thomas Assassin’s land, the smile is the hidden knife land, the land is not to be messed with while walking, but the land to stab you in private;

Nelson is good, But I still have to scold him, basically innocently, you are not the right thing;

Karl does not miss the old days, the players have changed, and Allen is an enemy, and he will be smashed with rotten eggs;

< p>Stern succeeded, his mind was flexible, and he became a rich man, and the NBA has a long life!

Naked means in private, fat sheep means not fat. The ground has not been mentioned yet. If you tell me, I will make up for it!

Look for the best answer~