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Which one is better, Waseda University or Keio University?

I am opposed to a certain user’s answer

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Morning celebrations are generally listed side by side in Japan. The relationship between them is similar to that of Tsinghua University and Peking University in our country (of course, Zaoqing is not as good as Tsinghua University in terms of strength or international ranking). Some people think Waseda is stronger, others think Keio is stronger, it all depends on personal preference.

The 2019 QS world rankings ranked Keio 198th and Waseda 208th;

The 2020 QS world rankings ranked Waseda 196th and Keio 200th;

So How do you compare? Zaoda University is still on par with Keio even though it lacks a medical department (a department that is extremely ranked).

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As for the celebrities and entrepreneurs that someone mentioned, if you are interested, you can go and see how many famous figures Waseda has produced.

Leaving aside our country’s great men Li Dazhao and Chen Duxiu, there have been seven Japanese Prime Ministers (Keio has only three). In addition, we are familiar with world-renowned companies such as Sony, Samsung (father and son), Uniqlo, The presidents and founders of Casio, Toshiba, Rakuten, Nintendo, Panasonic and other companies all graduated from Waseda University.

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1. Regarding the difficulty of admission, the downstairs is simply nonsense. The highest deviation values ??are the seven major imperial universities including the University of Tokyo, Kyoto University, Hitotsubashi University, and Tokyo Institute of Technology Universities, as well as Hayakei, Waseda's Kanban Faculty of Political Science and Economics, and Keio University's Kanban Faculty are equally difficult, and even the liberal arts are higher than those of the lower Imperial University.

2. What about the University of Tsukuba? It can only be regarded as a public university in the upper country and there is still a gap between it and other imperial universities. What are the four major difficulties? Have you been taken over by other universities? Where has Tokyo industry gone? Where did Hitotsubashi University go? Where did Kobe University go? I have never heard of the so-called four major difficulties.

3. The T1 ranks of Target Schools of Japanese companies or top foreign-funded companies in Japan (such as McKinsey, Goldman Sachs, Morgan, and P&G) are Tokyo University, Kyoda, Osaka University, Hitotsubashi, Tokyo Kogyo, Waseda, Keio. As for Nagoya University, it is okay in the Nagoya metropolitan area, but it can hardly compete with students from Morning Kei in Tokyo. However, 80% of Japanese companies are in Tokyo.

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The so-called number one private school in Japan was ranked by you, right? Even the Japanese and the Japanese media argue every day about who is the best private school in Japan, between Beijing University and Qingda University. The debate has been going on for decades with no conclusion. You opened your mouth and ranked Qingda University?

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You are also talking nonsense with your mouth about the low threshold of Waseda. The deviation values ????of Zaoqing are almost equal, which means that this year you are lower and I am higher, and next year I am lower. You are higher, but the difference is so small that it can be said that there is almost no difference. Even the Japanese who have passed the two schools are struggling with where to go. You have a low threshold here and just open your mouth and say it. If Waseda’s threshold is low, Keio probably won’t be much higher.

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1. Thirteen universities are included in the list of super international universities by the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology of Japan: the former Seven Imperial University, University of Tsukuba, Tokyo Medical and Dental University, Tokyo Among the Institute of Technology, Hiroshima University, Keio University, and Waseda University, only Waseda University is a private university, and the others are all public universities.

2. List of Pacific Rim University Alliance in Japan: University of Tokyo, Nagoya University, Osaka University, Tohoku University, Kyoto University, Waseda University, Keio University (Waseda University is also included in this list, as well as There is the University of Tokyo. Do you want to open your mouth and say that Keio is comparable to the University of Tokyo? )

3.RU11 Academic Research Symposium is similar to our country’s China The C9 alliance (Qingbei resumed diplomatic relations with Zhejiang, China University of Science and Technology, etc.) and the eight major Australian alliances. This list is equivalent to the top 985 universities in Japan; the RU11 list: the old Seven Empires University, University of Tsukuba, Tokyo Institute of Technology, Keio University, Waseda University. Only two private universities, Zaoqing, are on the list.

4. Sorry, Waseda University is also among the 13 designated schools in the Global30 plan. Why is such a "junk" university included in the list of only a major university alliance? It's really confusing. .

5. Not to mention the six major baseball leagues in Tokyo, Waseda University is also included, as well as some MARCH level universities.

Among them, the most socially influential one is the annual morning celebration war, which has lasted for decades.

6. Japan has a highly skilled talent visa. I don’t know what it is specifically. Anyway, it means that you can easily obtain permanent residence in Japan. It seems to be 80 points or 70 points; one of them is if you graduate from the 10th You can get 10 points from three designated universities. Among these thirteen universities, they are almost the same as the Super International University Category A. There are only two private universities in Zaoqing.

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1. The list of the schools where the world's top 500 CEOs came from is really difficult to check. I checked it for a long time. The ranking of Waseda is not as high as that of Keio, but it is not as high. Low, ranked 20th; In addition, I want to say: Many world-renowned universities such as Oxford University, Cornell University, Kyoto University, Tsinghua University, University of Chicago, and Yale University are not as high as Keio University. I have to say Keio It's really amazing. It is indeed the favorite aristocratic school of the rich second generation.

2. I would like to mention that many of Keio University’s graduates are from Japan’s rich second generation. They went from Keio Kindergarten to Keio Elementary School to Keio Middle School and High School, and then went straight to Keio University. This Lists are almost useless.

Because in Japan, the prime minister’s son is the prime minister, and the banker’s son is a banker. Koizumi Junichiro’s son Koizumi Shinjiro may be the next Japanese prime minister, including the current Prime Minister Abe Gozo’s family. There are several ministers and prime ministers. Unless you are a rich second generation, this list has nothing to do with you.

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1. Let’s talk about the QS World Employment Rankings 2019 (Graduate Employability Rankings 2019) that was not mentioned below: MIT ranks first and Tsinghua University ranks first Ninth, Peking University ranks 20th, Waseda University ranks 27th, and Keio University ranks 46th.

2. By the way, this list is useless. If you can go to the top 50 or 100 universities on the list, there will be almost no employment problems in the place where you study, like in the United States. MIT and IVY Alliance, China's Qingbei Resumption of Diplomatic Relations with Zhejiang, and Japan's Seven Emperors University, Zaoqing, Hitotsubashi Industrial, etc. are almost the local Target Schools. You will not be stuck just because of your university background. You can go straight to the first level. Yes, the rest mainly depends on your personal ability.

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1. For the man downstairs, I will not mention Waseda’s influence in the political world or his influence in the business world, but only his influence in the literary world. , could it be that you are a student of Qing University, such a death-defying Haizao University?

2. The founder of Keio University is the Prime Minister, so isn’t the founder of Waseda University the Prime Minister? Don’t you mention how many members of the Waseda political circle there have been? Didn’t you mention how many famous business people and business tycoons Waseda has produced? Just mentioning Qingying, aren't you misleading people?

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1. Both Waseda and Keio are synonymous with top private schools in Japan. In addition, there are Sophia University, ICU, MARCH5 schools (Aoyama, Meiji , central government, education, law and politics), Guan Guan Tongli and other difficult private universities.

No matter how the private universities are ranked, Zaoqing will always be in the S level, and occasionally add Shangzhi.

There is usually a joke like this: Only students at Sophia University will say that they went to Zaoqing, and everyone in Zaoqing said that they went to Zaoqing (hahaha?). There is no meaning of black superior wisdom, superior wisdom is also very strong.

2. In the minds of Japanese people, the private ranking is as follows:

Zaoqing>Insurmountable mountain>MARCH·Guan Guan Tongli

And MARCH is also quite good Strong, academically ranked among the top 211 in Japan, and equivalent to mid-to-lower 985 in terms of employment.

3. In the eyes of the Japanese, both Zaoda University and Keida University are super first-class universities, similar to Nanjing University, Shanghai Jiaotong University, and Zhejiang University in our eyes. No one is better than the other. Who is weak? People have been fighting for decades and can’t decide who is weak, and I can’t tell them apart.

But compared to the school spirit, I prefer the early-morning university. After all, the early-morning university has a commoner style, while the Qingda university has the young master aristocratic style. But the two schools have the same thing in that they both look down on MARCH colleges (I cried) ?).

Summary: Keio University and Waseda University are both top universities in Japan, similar to the top 985 status in my country (Qingbei resumed diplomatic relations with Zhejiang, Zhongshan, Nanjing, etc.). For details, please refer to the RU11 Talk Research Association member list. , Super International University Program Category A Institutions Member List.

Another: Super international universities also have Category B, which are also very good universities. The overall strength is more like 985 and between 211. Some schools are in the middle and lower 985 and some are 211. Some of them may just be different.

PS: I am one of those students who failed all admissions to Zaoqing University and went to a certain school in MARCH. I envy those students who can go to Zaoqing University. Alas.

Actually, whichever university you get into is very good, whether you are a Japanese or an international student. The number of international students in Japan has increased dramatically in recent years, and the requirements for these two universities have become higher year by year.

Originally, in addition to the Japanese Examination for International Students (Japanese, Liberal Arts/Science Comprehensive, Mathematics) with a full score of 750, Zaoqing required 680 and TOEFL 75. Now, all those who passed the Zaoqing are getting above 700 in the exam and around 95 in TOEFL. .

In addition, these two universities have English admission programs, which means you can use SAT/ACT+TOEFL/IELTS for admission. I have learned that in the past few years, the average SAT scores of both schools were around 1350-1400. From 2017 In 2018 and 2018, I was directly fucked by international students to a score of 1450..., and the full score was only 1600.

If you want to apply for these two universities, it is best to apply with TOEFL 100/IELTS 7+SAT1450/ACT31-32. This score can also be ranked lower than Empire State University, and you can definitely get MARCH school. Be a guaranteed school.

Many people inexplicably started to blackmail Waseda University after they found out about Keio University. Sorry, they are a private university. Stop showing off your ignorance.

Morning College has a double-degree undergraduate degree cooperation with Peking University and Fudan University. If you are admitted, you can apply and graduate with an undergraduate degree from Morningside University + Peking University/Fudan University. Isn’t it wonderful?