Da Zhangwei’s funny quotes

1. Don’t blame life, because life has given you many opportunities, but you didn’t seize them.

2. Who do you want to be famous in Japan? The Twelve Women’s Band ~ This is not sung ~ So I hope everyone must revitalize the nation ~ let our Chinese become the most popular in the world The language ~ so that people from any country will listen to whatever we sing ~

3. I say I am very introverted, but no one believes me. In fact, I am very shy and slightly melancholy.

4. Fame is all imaginary. Money is real. Being famous is just famous. Then we thought it was quite fun. Later, when we were able to earn what we thought was a good income, I think life is pretty good~

5. Talking about Super Girl Li Yuchun) Da Zhangwei said: This Super Girl is really amazing. Yesterday we saw a little bastard who was still fighting with him. I became a star today! This incident made me understand that I can’t bully others casually!

6. A proud fox is as fierce as a tiger, but a downcast phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken.

7. Shi Xingyu sends a palm. For example, ordinary people, superficial people, think that fighting is very cruel. In fact, it is not. This palm can beat you to a mental breakdown ten meters away. , so a lot of friends don’t like us, so don’t go to our shows, otherwise we’ll be slapped in the face.

8. Understanding others is the beginning of others agreeing with you.

9. Shi Xingyu’s face may not be that good at first glance, but if you take a closer look, it’s not that good either.

10. Immature people will dedicate their lives to certain things, while mature people will live a humble life for certain things.

11. Generally, juniors are younger than seniors. There are some things that we can never compare to our teachers, such as age.

12. You see, no one noticed that Shi Xingyu changed his hair style! You can take a look. A while ago, he finally said goodbye to the passionate years and got this very youthful hair. Then I felt When this shot is taken alone, many people in their 40s will shed tears, so I hope everyone will pay more attention to Shi Xingyu's face.

13. If you care too much about feathers, you will lose the entire wing.

14. Water is small in the ocean, but it is great in the desert. A chicken is small among cranes, but among quails it is considered great!

15. Time has passed unknowingly, and life is often lived in regrets.

16. Some people are just naturally beautiful, and they can imitate them without having to study. For example, Shi Xingyu, look at it this way, looks like Tony Leung Ka Fai, and then some people say that they look like Yao Ming, look at me This one here, Guo Yang, looks like Wang Xuebing in this way, and Hu Haiquan in this way.

17. Guo Yang is very funny. Guo Yang used to go to Changchun. When he got off the plane, he told people, "Mom, I'm in Shenyang! Someone pick me up!" He kept telling people that he was in Shenyang. , Actually we went to Changchun, and he often did this kind of thing. Sometimes he would ask his friends to pick him up wherever he wanted to go, but his friends had already gone, but in fact he was not going to that place.

18. Fame is false, money is real. Being famous is just famous, and then we think it's quite fun. Later, when we can earn what we think is a good income, we feel that life is pretty good.

19. On the surface, Shi Xingyu is motionless and calm in his arms, but in fact, his heart is rippling with blue waves. If any girl throws a small stone in his heart, he can cause a huge tsunami~

20. If you care too much about feathers, you will lose the entire wing.

21. In fact, there is no need to say whether you work hard or not. The results have come out. Such results must be the result of hard work. Of course, I hope everyone can learn more about my advantages ~ stick to it. ~Don’t make it difficult to be together~

22. How can we be good friends? It means that I see you through and I still like you. This is called a good friend.

23. Our hope is that today is better than yesterday. Tomorrow is too far away for us, so it doesn’t matter. A person can't be a firefly in his life. He must always be a driller, always on top, working hard for the light in front, not looking at what will happen behind him. I hope that no matter how beautiful our past is, it is also due to our past efforts. If we work hard today, it will be for tomorrow's glory.

24. You see, no one noticed that Shi Xingyu changed his hair style! You can take a look. A while ago, he finally said goodbye to the passionate years and got this very youthful hair. Then I felt When this shot is taken alone, many people in their 40s will shed tears, so I hope everyone will pay more attention to Shi Xingyu's face.

25. Later I learned that we are the kind of people who save others, but only realize that we are heroes when we get ashore ~ ??

26. In fact, many people think Wang Wenbo is short, but don’t I think Wang Wenbo is short, but in fact it is not difficult to find that Wang Wenbo actually stands when he plays the drums ~ mentally he is the big brother ~

27. What is true love? Even when we are not together, it is the same as being together. , this is called a good relationship.

28. There are singers and comedians, but we are going to be oblique stars, but it feels a bit biased. I think people who can bring joy to the crowd are truly great people. Smile is the best cosmetic.

29. Burn incense for one year so that you and I can meet each other, burn incense for 10 years so that you and I can meet each other, and burn incense for 100 years so that you and I can know each other.

30. I would like to mention environmental awareness here, that is to say, everyone should love small animals because they are very delicious.

31. Some people are just naturally beautiful, and they can imitate them without having to study. For example, Shi Xingyu, look at it this way, looks like Tony Leung Ka Fai, and then there are some people who say that they look like Yao Ming, look at me This one here, Guo Yang, looks like Wang Xuebing in this way, and Hu Haiquan in this way.

32. Among our fans, one is particularly unhappy and the other is particularly cheerful. Only the prude and sanctimonious ones will not like us. They will all go to others. ’s votes, so I think the people who voted for us are very sincere people, so I am proud of the people who voted for us.

33. There are two beggars, Wang Wenbo and Shi Xingyu. Before they released the album, they were both very poor. They were both beggars. Then they met on the street, and then they said to each other. You are poor, you are poor. Then Shi Xingyu said that he saw your mother on the street that day and took a can. I asked your mother what she was doing. Your mother told me that she was moving. Then Wang Wenbo said that I was poor and your family was even poorer! Last time in I was walking on the street and saw your mother's board and another board next to it. I asked your mother what was going on. Your mother said that business has been good recently, please open a little!

34. The proud fox. As fierce as a tiger~The down-and-out phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken~

35. No matter how dirty the world is, we cannot make it dirty.

36. My skin can be broken~

37. Xishushua won the TVB8 Best Lyricist Award. I want to refute this, but now someone actually said We write songs for a younger age. If you say we are younger, you mean that tvb8 is younger.

38. I think Guangliang is the most honest person in the entertainment industry, because his name is very good, and he will definitely feel cold if he is naked.

39. If you forget the word fun, what’s the point~

40. I think Jay Chou is really good, especially the new album, what is it called? Come on, November is hard~ ah no, December is hard, especially the song Fa Rutan is very nice~

41. It is difficult for Shi Xingyu to integrate into this entertainment industry, because he never knows What are you talking about.

42. What we just said was not from the bottom of our hearts, it was all nonsense.

43. You can lose everything in your life, except your ideals.

It is an ideal to like the Huaer Band. This ideal is very good. Even if there are people who obstruct it in every possible way, don’t give up. People are great because of their ideals!

44. Wang Wenbo is a blessing in disguise. When Lao Jing has nothing to do with his waist, I often wander around and so on, but now I can finally sit down and study music.

45. What we just said was not from the bottom of our hearts, it was all nonsense.

46. We laugh when others cry. This is real success.

47. I think Guangliang is the most honest person in the entertainment industry, because his name is very good, and he will definitely feel cold if he is naked.

48. In fact, I originally thought that as soon as we sang, how could we be liked by so many people? Later, after what happened with Li Yuchun, I found that many people really liked us.

49. Vote for us, we will give you 50 yuan~

50. I think, one of our fans is particularly unhappy. We are very cheerful. Only the prudes and sanctimonious ones will not like us. They will vote for others, so I think the people who vote for us are very sincere people, so I say I am proud of the people who voted for us~

51. Do you know what it is said to be? It is said that you didn’t see it. If you didn’t see it, why are you asking~

52 . If you always smile in life and pass on your kindness and kindness to the people around you, you will form a good relationship with the people around you. Familiar people and strangers can feel your kindness. In this way, there will naturally be fewer conflicts in your life, and you will feel that your life is particularly smooth.

53. What humans should fear most is indifference. If a person is indifferent, it is equivalent to his own death. In our eyes, it is equivalent to your death.

54. When you clench your fists and there is nothing in your hands, loosen your hands and you have everything!

55. When you go to the beach, everyone else is tanned. Only Wang Wenbo’s teeth turned black because he kept talking.

56. Like our new album, it can be found in all major audio and video stores, ah no, you can buy it.

57. A person cannot limit himself. He must not be honest within his own duties and abilities. Once a person is honest, he will stop. We are in the entertainment industry. As long as we cannot be honest in the entertainment industry, we will work hard to do whatever we can and are willing to do. Once your work becomes particularly honest, it will become dull.

58. I think, one kind of our fans are particularly unhappy and the other kind is extremely cheerful. Only the prude and sanctimonious ones will not like us. They Everyone will vote for others, so I think the people who voted for us are very sincere people, so I am proud of the people who voted for us~

59. At first, I After I released the album, I felt that no one would listen to my singing ~ because the songs I sang were all that kind of. . . Who listens~

60. It’s not bad to hurt others. I think hurting others is the crystallization of wisdom. Most people can’t hurt people so wonderfully~

61. Always think that happiness is to make people collapse. This is what happens when a person refuses to let go and is thrown into the water!

62. Xishuashu won the TVB8 Best Lyricist Award. I want to refute this. Now some people actually say that we write songs. Younger age, you say we are younger, that means TVB8 is younger.

63. I said I was very introverted, but no one believed me. In fact, I was very shy, and had a slightly melancholic temperament. That was me. Later, it changed. It was because of Wang Wenbo, who led me. ~Towards a new era~

64. Reality is like a stone, and spirit is like an egg. The stone is hard, but the egg is life.

65. For me, what bothers me the most is seriousness. Seriousness should be present at certain moments, but I think life should be cheerful and optimistic. I think If you have a lot of pain and sadness, you should digest it yourself, and then face life with a particularly optimistic feeling, and only then can you live happily.

66. My skin can be broken by blows~

67. I don’t wear makeup, I’m really sorry to fool everyone.

68. Some people can't accept our way of teasing, and think it's very outrageous, but ducks are webbed.

69. Ten years to the east of the river, ten years to the west of the river, there is no road longer than the feet, and there is no mountain higher than the head. There must be a road from the mountain to the car, and there must be wind before the car. When the water is poor and the doubts are gone, there is no way out, but there is another village!

70. Have you never eaten pork, and haven’t you seen Guo Yang running?

71. Isn’t it bad to hurt others? , I think hurting others is the crystallization of wisdom, and most people can't hurt people so wonderfully.

72. He didn’t dare to hit us because he knew he would have no money to make after beating us (referring to Xiaoyu)

73. You see Guo Yang is so white, because he With the curtains drawn all day long, the house was dark and humid, just like growing mushrooms. Guo Yang would go to the house every day and squat under an umbrella to hold mushrooms.

74. This product is very good. It sells for only 20 yuan. There are two packs in it. Take it twice a day, one in the morning and one in the evening. Take the white tablets during the day and the black tablets at night. After a course of treatment, you will get better after 15 days. Then we also hope that everyone will buy it enthusiastically. If you buy 10 packs at a time, you will receive a beautiful VCR.

75. Wang Wenbo is a blessing in disguise. In the past, when his waist was fine, he could not sit still and often wandered around. Now he can finally sit down and study music.

76. It is said that Guo Yang is the kind of person who makes high-quality red apricots on the wall.

77. If you want to make this money, you have to endure this hardship. If you want to be a strong person in life, you cannot care about gains and losses.

78. Unhappy people are happy when they listen to our songs, and happy people are even happier when they listen to our songs. Our songs can help young people who have fallen in the opposite direction to go to the right path.

79. I have never been able to understand the feeling of being a fan before, but today I finally feel it. I am at a loss, my head is blank, and I just want to cry when I see him. This is the feeling.

80. I hope that all young people can hold up their ideals and move forward bravely. Everyone should think like this, don’t wander about whatever you want to do, close your eyes and open your eyes to do it, and get closer to the dream in your heart.

81. In fact, many people say that I look like Tony Leung, but I don’t want to admit it. You know, because I think you need to be unique as a person. I still think I look like Takuya Kimura.

82. Who looks back and sees that the life they have walked is not dripping with sweat and stained with blood? Everyone wants to pursue a happy life. However, happiness is the invisible little tail of human beings. It will follow you only if you keep moving forward.

83. I think Jay Chou is really good, especially the new album, what is it called, November is hard~ ah no, December is hard, especially the song Fa Rutan is special It sounds good~

84. Later I realized that we are the kind of people who save others, but only realize that we are heroes when we get ashore~

85. We have love and career in our hearts. I have money in my heart.

86. Time flies by unknowingly, and life is often lived in regrets.

87. This thing looks like green mountains and green waters from a distance, but grins when you look up close.

88. The mountains don’t have to be high, they have to have scenery; the water doesn’t have to be deep, they have to have quality.

89. In fact, I originally thought that as soon as we sang, how could we be liked by so many people? Later, after what happened with Li Yuchun, I found that many people really liked us.

90. Fans are like flowers in a pot. They care deeply about your little brother. They say you are a fan, but I think you are better than your own mother.

91. Shi Xingyu’s face may not be that good at first glance, but if you take a closer look, it’s not that good either.

92. The host asked Wang Wenbo which song in the album he liked the most. Wang said that on the last day of August, Zhang Wei immediately said that he admired my personality. I didn’t understand it yet, so I listened to him. Then he said that everyone knows my birthday, haha, my mind is spinning really fast.

93. Growing up is a physical thing for me. The true psychological growth of views on many things and the way of dealing with things are reflected in our music.

94. Da Zhangwei said: Guo Yang is a pig, Shi Xing is a rabbit, and Wang Wenbo is a chicken. One day, Guo Yang told them that nicknames are popular now, so from now on you can call me Little Piggy. Shi Xingyu said: Then you can call me Little Tutu. Wang Wenbo said: I’d better leave first!

95. The proud fox is as fierce as a tiger~ The downcast phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken~

96. It’s that rabbit playing the drums~ That little The rabbit is playing drums there, who is the battery? The fans are the battery~ We perform drumming on it~ So as long as you support us and the battery is enough, we will continue to play drums hard~

97. Thank you Everyone supports it. I hope everyone will buy the album and give us one more royalty~

98. He said that I haven’t talked to Wang Wenbo for two years because he kept talking and I couldn’t get a word in.

99. I am good at eloquence. Shi Xingyu is good at oral skills. He is particularly good at licking things. He turns his mouth like this~

100. In fact, many people say that I look like Tony Leung, but I don’t want to admit it. , you know, because I think a person should have his own characteristics, I still think I look like Kimura Takuya~ Da Zhangwei's Poisonous Chicken Soup Quotes

1. I have no regrets in music, the only regret is not buying a house earlier

2. Their lyrics are all about being young and frivolous. They have experienced vicissitudes of life, and they are still experiencing vicissitudes of life when they are forty. I don’t understand what the vicissitudes of life are.

3. In this world, many people It will not succeed

4. Inappropriateness is the biggest vulgarity!

5. You can still feel young at the age of 60. You can jump into jobs if you want, or eat spicy food if you want. No one can do it. Let you go!

6. So many people have loved Liuyi, is childhood really so beautiful? Silly and easy to be beaten!

7. I will not refuse bad luck, We won’t be complacent about our good luck!

8. We are immature. If you are mature, look at the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. They are more mature than anyone else!

9. When you see money, you Why don't you say you're crazy about money!

10. It's particularly interesting to do things that the teacher doesn't let you do

11. I understand fans screaming, but he When you get off the bus, a group of people will yell, are you happy to see people with legs or what?

12. Hard work may not necessarily lead to success, but you will definitely feel comfortable if you don’t work hard.

(EXM? Agreed If you don’t work hard, you will definitely fail?)

13. Life is like this. If you don’t work hard, how will you know despair?

14. Working hard is running on a treadmill, and your legs are tired. Even if you stop running, others will still think you are standing still!

15. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up!

16. There are only 6 words in life: No matter what you do... .

17. We never pity sadness, we play with it

18. Life is like a pair of pants, you have to carry everything

19 .If you are shameless, you will be in danger sooner or later

19. If you don’t work hard when you are young, the boss will drive Xia Li

20. There are many tortoises in the shallow water, and there are big brothers everywhere

20. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, and you can drink it all your life

21. When a hero becomes angry, he becomes a beauty, and when a beauty becomes angry, she spends money

22. When high-rise buildings are built from the ground, success requires Rely on yourself

23. You are like the stars in the night sky, they are almost the same without you

24. Although the famous flower has its owner, you can loosen the soil

25. The two of them are: you are in love, he is interested... Turn off the light, oh, I'm going!

26. Life is so dangerous, you are all blind!

27. It’s gold...it will eventually be spent!

28. When the road is rough, take a detour!

(Draw your sword to help?)

29. There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the road must be paved on a regular basis

30. Do it while you are alive, or die! Classic quotations from Da Zhangwei

1. Hello everyone, I can only drink one cup a day!

2. What we just said was not from the bottom of our hearts, it was all nonsense.

3. You deserve to be old before you feel young enough. This is a particularly stupid public idea. You can feel young even at sixty. If you want to go skydiving or eat spicy chicken wings when you are sixty, who is stopping you? I hate this kind of self-pity the most. pity.

4. Have you never eaten pork or seen Guo Yang running?

5. I’m not wearing makeup, I’m so sorry to fool everyone.

6. You know that people write songs based on care, but I write songs based on statistics. I will listen to the songs that have been reviewed by T0p500 and others to see what are the same things. I can sing it.

7. In fact, I originally thought that as soon as we sang, how could we be liked by so many people? Later, after what happened with Li Yuchun, I found that many people really liked us.

8. As a joker, the great teacher seemed to make the little master get to know this person again.

9. Shi Xingyu’s face may not be that good at first glance, but if you take a closer look, it’s not that good either.

10. Vote for us, we will give you 50 yuan ~

11. Wang Wenbo is a blessing in disguise. When his waist is fine, he often cannot calm down. Wandering around and so on, now I can finally sit down and study music.

12. I think there are one kind of our fans who are particularly unhappy and one kind who are very cheerful. Only the prude and sanctimonious ones will not like us. They Everyone will vote for others, so I think the people who voted for us are very sincere people, so I am proud of the people who voted for us~

13. I think Jay Chou It’s really good, especially the new album, what’s it called, November Hard Bang~ ah no, December Hard Bang, especially the song Fa Rutan is particularly nice~

14. I I don’t know why everyone thinks that you are old when you look back and don’t feel young yet. I think this is a very stupid public idea. You can feel young even when you are sixty. If you want to eat spicy chicken wings when you are sixty, just eat them.

15. I am the Da Zhangwei that you like to scold sometimes

16. I am good at eloquence, Shi Xingyu is good at oral skills, especially good at licking things~turning his mouth like this~

17. The audience is happy when I play this role, but my sense of accomplishment is low. For a singer, this is really something he only does when he has reached the lowest point of failure in his life.

18. I hope to live like Cui Jian’s lyrics. I let others see me, but don’t know who I am.

19. Xishuashua won the TVB8 Best Lyricist Award. I want to refute this. Now some people actually say that our songwriting is younger. You say we are younger, which means that tvb8 is younger. .

20. Reality is like a stone, and spirit is like an egg. The stone is hard, but the egg is life.

21. The most important expression of rock music is three things. I can’t express it now, namely doubt, criticism and anger. Because China’s popular culture of boys in particular expresses anger, but the most important thing about rock music is anger. Only anger can be called anger. Rock music

22. No matter how dirty the world is, we cannot make it dirty.

23. Before, I worked very hard to hope that others would see you. Now I hope to live more like Cui Jian’s lyrics. I let others see me but don’t know who I am. Personalized signature of Da Zhangwei’s lyrics

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1. Love is full of regrets, but refusing to love is the biggest regret.

2. Don’t smile because of happiness, only be happy because of smile.

3. To help others is to cultivate yourself. All kinds of calculations are inferior to a simple heart.

4. The rain from all over the world hits me, and my dreams are already soaked

5. Let us say the right and wrong things together: Yes! "China Dream Show"

6. Life is just six words, no matter what you do, it won't work.

7. The biggest setback in life is that you want to chase a dream, but that dream is always in front of you but cannot be realized. In the end, after you are beaten black and blue by this dream, you find that you are full of passion, and other people's dreams are The heart of a wolf is as strong as iron. That sense of gap is the biggest.

8. If one day no one loves you anymore, it must be me leaving "miss you"

9. What is a dream come true? In fact, it is just two words, wake up. "Glory Blooms"

10. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and it will not change into thousands of styles due to sadness. Love is like chocolate, no wonder you get tired of it so quickly. "Can't Get Enough of Kisses"

11. Life is not like Zhu Ziqing's, and it will not become poetic because of nostalgia for the back. Aiyun lights up his cigarette and stops, leaving only a pile of gray memories. Since you said you want a lifetime, not even one minute or a second of your life will not be enough. I vow to bury myself in your arms and forget to breathe. "Can't Get Enough of Kissing"

12. Who looks back at the life they have walked and saw that it was not all sweaty and bloody? Everyone wants to pursue a happy life. However, happiness is the invisible little tail of human beings. It will follow you only if you keep moving forward.

13. The nasty things are growing crazily, but the things you get have no nutrition. "Turkey on Straw"

14. Five words floated from the sky: That's nothing. It only bothers you for a while, and then it's over. "Bel Shuang"

15. I envy it because it has no thoughts and no need to fight. It was scared of me because I was moody and could shoot at any moment. "Turkey on Straw"

16. We don't pity sadness, we play with it. "Glory Blooms"

17. Just like the water in a flat lake breaks, just like the years that pass by, we gather and separate along the way, thousands of words are skipped, and there is no need to say anything. "No need to say anything"

18. Never give up I will never give up, never give up "Never give up"

19. Be brave and unyielding and take risks together, dear, never give up, never give up Breaking the embankment, "Never Give Up" with tears and sweat and strength

20. It turns out that happiness means having someone accompany you through the moments when you feel unhappy, that's enough!

21. Making money is not the most important thing, happiness is the most important thing. But making money makes me happy!