Classic English jokes with translation

"Professor, I have tried my best in this exam. I really don't think I deserve zero. \"

"I don't know. But this is the lowest score I can give. \"

rock bottom

Student: "Professor, I have tried my best in this exam. I really don't think I should take zero eggs. "

Teacher: "Me too. But this is the lowest score I can give! "

Real game

When I was teaching an introductory drama course at North Dakota State University, I asked my students to watch the latest performance of the school theater and write a review. After watching a particularly wonderful performance, a student wrote: "The play is so real that I thought I really sat on the sofa at home and watched it on TV. \"

realistic plays

When I was teaching an introduction to drama at North Dakota State University, I asked the students to watch the performance of the school troupe at that time and wrote a comment. After watching a wonderful performance, a student wrote: "The play is so realistic that I think I watched it on TV from the sofa at home."

Chemical formula of water

Teacher: What is the chemical molecular formula of water?

Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"! !

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Blonde: Yesterday you said it was H to O!

Molecular formula of water

Teacher: What is the molecular formula of water?

Vase: HIJKLMNO! !

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Vase: Didn't you say H to O yesterday?

A sheep and a dog

At night, a sheep was playing alone on the hillside. Suddenly, a wolf jumped from the tree and wanted to eat the sheep. The sheep jumped up, struggled with its horns and began to ask my friends for help.

The cattle looked at this place in the bushes and found it was a wolf and ran away;

The horse looked down and found it was a wolf, running swiftly;

The donkey stopped and found that it was a wolf and slipped down the mountain; The pig passed by and found it was a wolf, rushing down a slope;

Listen, rabbit is more like an arrow.

The sheep and dogs at the foot of the mountain heard the shouts and rushed up from the grass, pouncing on the wolf and shrinking their necks. The wolf cried out in pain, while the dog was ventilated and ran away.

Later, when I got home, all my friends,

The cow said, why didn't you tell me? My angle can pluck the wolf.

The horse said, why didn't you tell me? My hoof kicks a wolf in the head.

The donkey said, why didn't you tell me? I yelled and scared the wolf.

The pig said, why didn't you tell me? I arched it with my mouth and let it fall down the mountain.

Rabbit said: Why didn't you tell me? I run fast, but rumors are everywhere.

There are no dogs in the noisy crowd.

A sheep and a dog are better than wolves.

At night, a sheep plays alone on the hillside. Suddenly, a wolf came out of the Woods to eat sheep. The sheep jumped up, desperately resisted with its horns and loudly wanted friends to ask for help.

The cow looked at the place among the trees, found it was a wolf and ran away.

The horse looked down and found that it was a wolf and ran away;

The donkey stopped and found that it was a wolf and slipped down the hillside quietly; The pig passed by and found that it was a wolf and rushed down the hillside;

Hearing this, the rabbit left like an arrow.

The dog at the foot of the mountain heard the sheep barking and hurried up the mountain, dodging from the grass and biting the wolf's neck. The wolf screamed in pain, and when the dog took a breath, it ran away.

When I got home, all my friends came.

The cow said, why didn't you tell me? My horns can gut a wolf.

Ma said, why didn't you tell me? My hooves can kick a wolf in the head.

The donkey said, why didn't you tell me? I screamed and scared the wolf.

The pig said, why didn't you tell me? I arched my mouth and let it fall at the foot of the mountain.

Rabbit said: Why didn't you tell me? I run fast, so I can make rumors.

There are no dogs in this noisy group.