Funny sketches suitable for girls.

Instructor (Northeast dialect): Oh, my God! It's six forty. Why hasn't anyone come yet? This is too don't treat me as an instructor! You see, they train every day and run every day, leaving me alone to dry noodles here! Give them some color to see what they say today, and let them know that Hello Kitty will be furious!

(Four girls dance like a stage)

A: Who says women are inferior to men?

I don't like red clothes, but I like armed people.

C: Free time has nothing to do with military training.

D: There's nothing he can do if he escapes.

Instructor: Assemble ~ ~ ~ Stand at attention and be at ease. I can see that you are fooling around. What kind of military training do you think this is? Military training makes people healthy, makes people progress, makes people happy and makes people happy, right?

B: Instructor, you are so talented! This person stands at a different height, so he looks at the problem from a different angle! What did you just say? I want to hear it again. (Chongqing dialect)

Instructor: Want to hear it?

Girl Qi: Yes!

Instructor: Do you really want to hear it?

Girl Qi: I really want to hear it!

Instructor: Hey, I won't talk about it! I don't talk to him about ordinary people. Fight me!

D: What the instructor said is wrong. We are really not ordinary people. We are in Class Three! (Laughter)

Instructor: You little girls only know how to talk. Be careful that I send you all to the national football team and see that you are poor. I have something important to say before the official military training today. Would you like to listen? Are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? I will never insist. (In succession) Good! Since everyone was silent, I said that we would have a military training report in four days. So I'm going to give you the most rigorous and cruel training in history. Did you hear me clearly? (Applause)

Girl Qi: Listen carefully. (dizzy)

Instructor: Aren't you full? Especially you (pointing to a)

A: Instructor, I have eaten! I don't eat much, especially I don't like roast duck. I just ate four, so I can't eat any more. I branded the cake and rolled it up one by one ... I really can't eat it. You don't have to invite me. I'll just go back to the dormitory and add some food myself for a while. . . . . .

Instructor: Students, cooperate! I want military training! Oh, my God, the earth! How come so many teenage movies make me suffer!

Girl Qi: The instructor absolutely obeys what he says.

C: The instructor wants us to arrive at 6: 40, and we will never arrive at 6: 30.

Girl Qi: You'll never get there until you're 30.

Instructor: You are cruel. Now start devil training. Now let's do the first project "attention" training (very strict and strict). Listen to the password, look right and stand at attention.

(The girls gather quickly. After standing at attention, B bends down to tie his shoelaces. )

Instructor: What qualities? Which one makes your heart beat? How come there is no team discipline at all? You like touching me.

Let yourself move for half an hour.

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