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Xu Sanduo's classic inner monologue
1, the preset battle situation, the enemy launched an attack on a gloomy morning, and our first line of defense was quickly torn to pieces. Blood and life won time, and the main army was assembled and established a second line of defense.
2. Silence, code name, absolute silence from the beginning of the war, lurking in the area expected to be occupied by the enemy. Four days later, when both sides were dressing the wound to recuperate, we were no longer silent.
I made a fool of myself and made a joke again. I should call for help and surrender. Then spend the rest of the time in the enemy camp.
It took me several months to realize that what this team despised most was what I was doing now.
The first thing we learn is a sentence, which happens to be two kinds of animals: mule and horse.
6. The water finally hit the dam. Both sides suffered heavy casualties. High-intensity wars devour unimaginable resources, and complex wars suddenly become simple. Whoever can launch the second wave of effective offensive first will be the winner.
7. Actually, it is obvious who is a mule and who is a horse. I am the earliest mule in the sky, and success is the best horse.
8. Dad, big brother, I wonder if I can read the letter. Hello, I'm fine. I slept well, ate well and practiced well. I don't think so, but the platoon leader said nothing. Success is faster than my progress. He is already my vice monitor. I'm breaking up tomorrow. Success said that I would be assigned to a good company. I am talking about a good company. If you succeed in saying that the platoon leader is in danger, you can touch the gun.
9. Later, we held a class meeting. In order to distinguish it from previous small class meetings, Ma Lao called it large class meetings. The class meeting decided to build roads. There is only one road, which has been repaired. At first, everyone didn't know what to fix, so everyone decided to fix a five-pointed star in the middle of the road. From one end to the other, in the middle of a good road, I don't know why. Li Meng said, "Do you think we are really building roads?"
10, I think Lao Ma is really happy, so many people think of him, and he has so many friends. I didn't. The old horse said, "There is yourself in the middle of heaven and earth." I spend most of my time with myself.
1 1, it was a long time before I knew what happened at that time, but at that time I had a feeling that Class Five had treated me as one of their own and I had friends. I don't need to envy people who have friends anymore.
12, the first real shock was in the training ground, chariots, smoke, artillery, machine guns, sniper rifles and high-power engines. This will never be felt in our hometown and Class Five. The company commander called it fighting spirit. He said, I'm not that mysterious. I'm telling you, get up and fight. If you like this life, it is fighting spirit. I really want to tell him I like it. But he doesn't like me, and I know I will never dare to tell him, because when he said this to me, his eyes jumped over me like an obstacle.
13, we are the company commander's world, so the company commander can often yell his private words at more than 100 people. When he said such private words, he smiled mysteriously and modestly, making everyone feel that the reason why we didn't call ourselves the ever-victorious generals and made great achievements was to keep our brothers poor.
14. In less than a week, just Qilian looked at me like she was crossing an obstacle. There is no doubt that this is a completely unnecessary obstacle.
15, another use of chariots was discovered that day. You can shut yourself in and pretend that there is no one else in the world except you, and pretend that you are dead. I no longer miss my father, brother, monitor and old horse. People like me, even thinking about them, will cause them a burden.
I often think of that failed night later, and I think my life will be different if I don't come out.
16, on that day, I suddenly had my first goal in life: my grades decide whether the monitor will stay or not, and my future is up to me. It makes me feel honored. This is the first meaning I found after I arrived at the Seventh Company. The meaning is to live well, and living well is meaningful.
17. On the day I saw the old horse off, I looked at his back and saw him off in my heart. If Lao Ma had picked me up that day, he would have asked me, Xu Sanduo, how is Qilian on the job? I don't know what to say. If the old horse asks me, I want him to leave happily, but I don't want to lie to him. As a matter of fact, I am a friend of Ma Lao in Class Five, and everyone who can treat me as a friend is a very good person. I didn't feel sad when I sent my horse to work. Ma Lao said that I think very little, yes, I am seldom a little selfish, so when I am lucky, I will not feel sad for others.
Because I feel lucky in his class, I will lead a different life with him.
18, he is also a soldier brought out by the old horse. In fact, he really wanted to go to the old horse and cry, but he gave me the chance. At that time, I only thought about my unhappiness and happiness.
19, what I said that night gave me great encouragement, because as far as I can remember, no one said I could do it. I will work hard for the monitor, the old horse and Class Three. I believe what the monitor said. I have potential because he is my friend.
20, quiet, so quiet. Only the wind, only me. I've been flying, flying,,,
2 1, it is said that people will get dizzy if they succeed. I fainted that day. The instructor failed to capture my victory on the horizontal bar, only my embarrassment under the horizontal bar. As a result, I think the dizziness and unspeakable pain in front of people are the taste of success.
22. I vomited 14 times after sleeping for two days, and the number of falls was countless. Two days later, I felt like a ball about to be kicked out of the earth, and a week later, I felt like I was still on the horizontal bar, spinning and cycling.
They told me a lot, and from that day on, I finally knew that I was no worse than anyone else.
24. That mountain exercise was like a half-dead thing for our Seventh Company. Later, I learned that it was far more than half.
On the night of success, he created the history of seven companies with a box of beer. He became the first soldier in the history of the Seventh Company to jump ship. The company commander took a lunch box and couldn't keep a soldier who jumped ship. Cai Cheng's boxed beer also ruined his friendship with Qilian, leaving him with nowhere to live. The personnel deployment between companies has been done very quickly, and he will soon go to Hongsan to be re-elected as the class vice president.
26. It seems not far from one dormitory to another, but it will completely change a person's life. What will it be like to be a triple talent? I know he can't bear to part with his sniper rifle, but he also told me that there is a price to pay for everything.
27. The last trace of the monitor has disappeared. I don't think I can sleep tonight.
28. I have never been a good monitor of this broker, and Class Three has never returned to the previous harmony. The company commander said I was only half a soldier, so what was the remaining half?
29. If you are still in the seventh company, adaptation is a knife hanging over his head. The whole company is waiting for the knife to fall these days.
30. Thirty-six people left that day. He stood where I stood until dawn, even in the same posture. I kept looking at him, and then I saw ... I was standing there.
3 1. In any case, we are all losers, and the last moment can show the last backbone and the last tragic. But in the end, it is the last. The company commander knows, even I know, that it has come to an end.
32. Looking at Cai Cheng crying, if I put it aside, I would have rushed over regardless, but now it seems that I have been a soldier all my life. A man who has been a soldier all his life can only wipe his tears after yelling at the export order. Success has gone, on the narrowest road. He said, "That road is the monitor's grave and a paradise for later soldiers." . If heaven really exists, it is my simple and happy paradise.
33. Wu Liuyi said that if I can't stand it, I will write to you. I don't know if I should write, because I don't know if I can stand it.
34. I couldn't help but write a letter to the monitor, but this letter has never been finished. I learned one thing that night. Whether I can hold it or not is a multiple-choice question. We have no choice. This answer was decided on the first day of enlistment.
35. The worst part is at night. No matter what you have done or not, no matter how much you have learned, it is the same when you should have a rest.
36. I really miss you, monitor Shi Jin. Where are you? Success, what are you doing? I seem to be forgotten.
In countless battles with my father, this is the first victory in my life, and it is such a fiasco that I may win.
38. Wu Liuyi was given a demerit for this, which was the only time in his military career. He also smiled and told Gan that the sentence was very light. Liu Yiping didn't like talking, but this time, he carried a mountain.
39. A few days after my father left, I became a first-class petty officer. I am 22 years old and want to spend these years in the army. I think the company is the best place for me.
40. When the company broke up for seven days in a row, everyone always had a reason to comfort themselves. This is for the benefit of the group and the future needs of the army. But in my heart, there is a lingering sadness. On that day, June 1st fought hard on the field, and all the people from the original company were on the sidelines, cheering for him. The company commander, now a deputy battalion commander, shouted more urgently than anyone else. It suddenly dawned on me that the word "Gang Qilian" has been deeply branded in each of us. Why? I don't know.
4 1, the persuasion work in July was done in vain. When I got the order, I only thought about two things. Does anyone from Laoqi Company go? If we leave, can we be together?
42. They are happy, but they totally reject success. After the reorganization of seven companies, it is even more difficult for them to let go of those who owe seven companies, although that is not debt.
43. His words have changed a lot since he came back. I know he came back out of trust. He must convince himself to continue trusting us. Success has always believed in himself, and now his balance is tilting, but it's a pity that he chose a time when he shouldn't talk.
44. Back here, the grasshopper whizzing by was called a stray bullet by Li Meng. Lao Wei always looked at the gerbil and said that it really looked like Xu Sanduo. The company commander said: young and frivolous, happy time.
45. Now Cai Cheng and I are more famous in 702 than Wu Liuyi. People always like good news and forget the bad news. Whether you like it or not, at this moment, we have covered May Day which is still in the hospital bed.
46. I drank a lot that night and asked a lot. We are all exhausted and have the right to relax, but I forgot how to relax.
47. I can't go to the hospital, let alone Class 5 on the grassland. There will be new recruits moving in tomorrow, so I will stay in Class 3, Company 7 of the Iron and Steel Company today.
48. There are three roads outside the regimental headquarters, and we took the middle one. To military stations, military airports, more troops and more training grounds.
49. Tuo Yonggang was born as a paratrooper and was dug up by Brigade A.. He doesn't understand why people who have been dug up should be treated like this. Wu Zhe, Bachelor of Military Foreign Languages, Master of Optoelectronic, is two months older than successful people. He is a proud generation, and what he says most is ... (normal heart, normal heart).
50. After becoming a talent, I went back to my dormitory and dreamed of becoming a talent. Wu Liuyi said, run! The colonel said, fly! Is this the place we all want to go very much?
5 1. I'm glad Wu Liuyi didn't come. A stubborn man like him should not feel so disappointed. I miss Wu Liuyi very much. For such a future, he actually hurt his leg.
52. I think July is the worst instructor. This lieutenant colonel can't even attend a class for seven times. He has made public anger. Everyone firmly believes that he will have to leave in the first quarter in the company. But now, right here, as he said-he completely dominates us.
53. Forget it, I forgot all about it. Now no one remembers the glory and ideals of the past, only looking forward to eating and sleeping. Now, even the only dignity has been taken away by him.
No.54 and No.27 are my comrades-in-arms who have been together for the shortest time. Life seems to have improved since he left. In fact, the old A is still the same to us, but the instructor's hand made many people give up their plans to resist. On the surface, everyone obeys him, but what they think is another word: can't lose!
People are falling behind every day. Being left behind now means that your chances of seeing him in the future are slim.
56. The instructor who tortured us disappeared, and the person who tortured us did not disappear. There is no plan book, only mechanical, monotonous, cold and repetitive. We even miss the coach. He still has challenges and anger when he is around, and he will not give up bit by bit in the adaptation. When I didn't even communicate with Cai Cheng and Wu Zhe, we were divided into three bedrooms.
57. I think, before the seven-game fiasco, the old A's talked like this. If all that impresses me is just for this purpose, I want to beat him, for the sake of company seven.
58.NBC is not a radio station and has nothing to do with the ball game. Nuclear, chemical and biological weapons are nuclear, biological, chemical and weapons of mass destruction.
59. All night, I was thinking about the weapons I touched, such as armor-piercing bullets, incendiary bullets, steel-tipped bullets, armor-piercing bullets, flat-headed bullets, armor-piercing bullets ... I was thinking, what would happen if they hit me?
60. Perhaps the crisis has been solved, or perhaps it is better. Nothing happened, no one was hurt, just a dream.
6 1, it was a dream. I was tired of reading materials last night, so I had such a dream, but it was not a dream.
62. On the day he became a talent, he shut himself up in the dormitory until the evaluation began the next day and refused to see anyone.
63. Wu Zhe has been waiting for this day. He persisted until now because he didn't want to lose, but he wouldn't give himself to a place that let him down.
I don't know what happened. I took great pains to embark on this road. Suddenly, my wish came true, but I was at a loss.
65. When the captain says go back, to put it bluntly, go back where you came from. But in order to succeed, he returned to the wasteland, class five, and returned to the place where he had said goodbye.
66. When Cai Cheng left, he said that he would have a new beginning. Those who are eliminated know how to start, and those who stay don't know. I really envy him.
67. I told myself that I should be satisfied. The captain said these words with his meaning, not only to clarify the tactical purpose, but also to tell us that we will be one of our own in the future. As one of us, everyone has a nickname. I quit. Wu Zhe likes gardening, called Bayi hoe, and Qi Huan called Bayi kitchen knife.
68. Until dawn, Wu Zhe still had doubts, although the captain had made it clear that a group of cross-border drug dealers were armed to the teeth and their secret passage was discovered, so they exchanged fire and fought fiercely.
69. Today is my birthday. I am 23 years old. Maybe no one wants to come to a strange border and ambush a stranger on my birthday ... whether it's true or not.
At the age of 70.2 1, I lost my monitor. When I was 22, I lost my seventh company. What will I lose at the age of 23?
7 1, I judged that this was not a drill, and I really saw them lying in front of me. The gun went off all night, and the drug dealer never put it down, and neither did we. Later it was reported that 25 of us killed 20 enemies. It's not in the report. Xu Sanduo didn't fire a shot.
72. Today, I am 23 years old. On my 23rd birthday, I killed a man. At the age of 23, I lost my innocence and experienced death. I no longer have innocence.
73. After keeping the rules for three years, it suddenly became worthless. I stayed up late and got up late, so I gave myself a big holiday.
74. I often play a game with myself: close my eyes, smell only, listen only to the sound, then pretend to be myself and go back to my previous place.
75. Go out and go where you want to go. When a person who has never acted alone gets the idea, he becomes so eager at once.
76. I try my best to stuff things into my clothes and flaunt the value of my clothes. It's a pity to always wear military uniform. More importantly, they are afraid that I won't come back.
77. Goodbye, Qi Huan, goodbye, Wu Zhe, goodbye, Old A, and my captain. I lost again. I feel sorry for you.
78. The taste of freedom is hard, with the smell of asphalt and tires, which makes people want to travel far. I can do whatever I want and go wherever I want.
79. This is our armed cross-country road, but it is the first time for me to come up by myself. I mean, I can come up if I want. They didn't come to see me off because I didn't look back. They are very angry.
80. I can do whatever I want and go wherever I want ... but where am I going?
8 1, I changed my clothes, and now I am the same as you.
I'm already like you. Why are you still looking at me?
82. This city is really big and beautiful, but where should I go?
83. Is it still so competitive to become a talent? Will you be fat when you are a company secretary on June 1?
84. I really want to talk about visiting relatives or going home. This is where I grew up.
I want to go in. I really want to go in. I have never wanted to go to a place so much in my life.
86. I'm afraid of losing, I'm afraid of losing all the time, I'm afraid of not caring ... I've been dreaming about June 1 day that night, and it's so powerful that nothing can beat him.
87. Day after day, I tell myself every day: change places, change places that won't disturb others.
88. Anyone who has been a soldier knows that this means that the troops are assembled, which is what I am trying to avoid now ... but everyone I want to see is tied up in these places.
89. Big Brother was forced to run away from home. The last thing he can think of is to let me know and go anywhere away from these troubles.
90. I want to say that I am an old A now, and I am the peak of infantry. I want to say that the captain is waiting for me to go back, and I have another task ... but what can it do? Dad is in front of me. What can I show him?
9 1, I can't solve all the problems at home at all, just as I can't solve all the problems I encounter. Dad is ill, and his brothers hate him. It seems that the house has just been shelled. The company commander said that the date is the problem of overlapping problems.
92. Still the same, nothing is clear. One thing is clear. It's definitely not good for us to get him so excited. However, we also learned it very early: silence-silence, silence.
93. Dad, brother and two brothers, I'm going to be busy again. You have a good life. Dad, have tea, don't drink it.
94. I heard that the company commander and his division battalion also participated in the war, but he was the enemy. In this fierce war situation, it is likely that it has been sacrificed. No, he's the enemy. He was killed.
95. I still owe money, 1986050 yuan, and the captain gave me a month's salary ... and Wu Zhe's clothes. ...
96. There is no happiness to share, only suffering can bear it alone. The weakness now just proves that you have always been so strong. (After the selection of Old A)
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