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What's the story of the rabbit buying carrots?
One day, a little white rabbit came to a shop and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots?" The boss shook his head: "No."The little white rabbit went away with a whoosh. The next day, the little white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?" The boss shook his head angrily: "No", and the little white rabbit ran away with a whoosh. On the third day, the white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?" The boss shouted angrily, "No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your tooth with pliers! " The little white rabbit ran away with a whoosh. The fourth day, the little white rabbit came to this shop again and asked timidly, "Boss, do you have pliers?" The boss said, "No." The white rabbit then asked, "Do you have any carrots?"
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