I’m going out with the girl I’m chasing tomorrow. If I want it to be funny, it’d be best to do it unexpectedly.

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15. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation. -

16. If you want to live in the world, it is best to be a bachelor! ! -

17. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you. -

18. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver. -

19. I can’t sleep for a long time in the morning; I feel like I’m sleeping at night! -

20. Senior brother, I heard that the second senior brother’s meat is more expensive than the master’s.. . -

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21. If a woman pleases herself, she will tolerate a man who pleases himself, but he will be poor! -

22. A bald donkey, dare to snatch the master's wife from a poor man? -

23. Being a bitch is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them-

24. Only women and English are hard to find, only wives and jobs are hard to find! -

25. Earn other people’s money and let poverty go to hell. -

26. Even if you believe, there is a lie hidden in the middle -

27. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money! -

28. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out. -

29. If the water is clear, there will be no fish; if the people are humble, they will be invincible. -

30. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it. -

31. If you ignore me, I will become a dumpling...and it is the most famous in Tianjin... -

32. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four things to say. .Including this sentence and the previous two sentences, I have finished what I have to say-

33. People cannot hang themselves on a tree. They should try to die on several nearby trees several times-

34. Go your own way and let others take a taxi! (Take other people's path and leave others with no way out) -

35. Get away as far as your thoughts go -

36. Don't think too hard -

37. Go to Google and Baidu. -

38. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes. -

39. Please don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay? -

40. It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined! -

41. When I woke up, it was dark. -

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42. Problems that money can solve are not problems. -

43. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough? -

44. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel -

45. Money is not everything, sometimes you need a credit card. -

46. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it. -

47. People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor, and women are afraid of being fat. -

48. If one day I become a gangster, please tell others that I was once innocent... -

49. The highest state of work is to watch others work and receive the results. on other people's wages. -

50. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, but may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, it may be a birdman! -

51. If you are unhappy, tell us to make everyone happy... -

52. I study deliberately, work deliberately, live deliberately, and live deliberately Like a person! -

53. Asking what love is in the world, it’s just one thing that comes down to another~ -

54. Question: What do you like about me? Answer: I like you to stay away from me! -

55. Get a bottle of 82-year-old mineral water. -

56. Others have a background, but all I have is a back view.

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57. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - ah, it turns out that being handsome can be so specific! -

58. We are walking too fast, and our souls cannot keep up... -

59. If you fall, get up and cry again! (Lie down wherever you fall) -

60. I walked around and continued to think hard about the fate of China! -

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61. Find a girlfriend who is like EXCEL - hide if you want, filter if you want, delete if you want, if one is unhappy, hey, I It won’t be saved yet. -

62. Where there are beauties, there are fantasies; where there are fantasies, there are gangsters! -

63. I really want to call your grandpa: Dad! -

64. If you have love in your heart, the beautiful women on the street are all lovers! -

65. I have eight honors on my left and eight shames on my right. Three representatives are on my waist, and a ball of harmony is on my chest. People who stand in the way kill people, and Buddhas who stand in the way kill Buddha! -

66. Coaxing a woman is like hanging a Q, at least two hours a day, and after a certain number of days, you can be in the sun... -

67. In the days when there are no women, I Enjoy teasing men! -

68. It’s not that I don’t smile, I lose my fans when I smile! -

69. Customers are not God, customers are just fooled. -

70. Sleep is an art - no one can stop me from pursuing art! -

71. My real life: counting money until I wake up naturally, sleeping until my hands cramp... -

72. Don't go out on rainy days. Although the rainwater is not poisonous, it will wet your body. It's a small thing, but gonorrhea is a big deal. -

73. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think I am? -

74. I took the time to smoke a cigarette from the drawer, but the range hood started to draw air and smoked me. The wind is blowing, my whole body is twitching and twitching so much that I look so abstract... -

75. A group of people are running south, sometimes forming an "S" shape, and sometimes forming an "S" shape. B" shape... -

76. If you cannot put your woman into a wedding dress, then never stop unbuttoning her clothes! -

77. Don’t say that others have brain disease. The prerequisite for brain disease is that you must have a brain. -

78. Don't wash it. If it weren't for the mud, this old car would have fallen apart. -

79. Who can not shoot for 90 minutes---"China National Football Team" -

80. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 20 years. -

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81. Today is Arbor Day, let’s buy some onions and plant them at home! -

82. A woman is like a book on a bookshelf. Although you buy her, she has been read by several men before you bought it... -

83 When I was young, my teacher told us the definition of "handsome guy", and I couldn't figure it out. Later, my classmate brought me a mirror, and suddenly I understood. -

84. At least people 500 years from now should know that "Mr. Bao" is not the mistress of a family with the surname Bao. -

85. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall. -

86. I am not a casual person. When I am casual, I am not a human being. -

87. Give me a woman and I can create a nation! -

88. I don’t know whose wife is on my bed. I don’t know whose bed my wife is on! -

89. Life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch - resisting is painful, but not resisting is still painful! -