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Plots 1~25 of "I Am a Special Forces Soldier" should be detailed and do not link to other websites. Don't fool me. Thanks
Episode 1
After graduating from the Directing Department of the Academy of Drama, Xiaozhuang became a complete freelancer. Under the introduction of my friend Fatty Shao, I worked as an assistant director on the set. Near the set, Xiaozhuang accidentally ran into his former squad leader, Lao Pao. Lao Pao, who had become a migrant worker, was unwilling to face Xiao Zhuang and disappeared. Xiaozhuang contacted Qiangzi, an old comrade in the SWAT team, and the two went to find the squad leader, Lao Pao, but found that Lao Pao, who was working at the construction site, had packed up his things and left without a word. Xiaozhuang returned to his residence, dug out the special forces logo and some old belongings hidden deep in his military bag, recalled his memories, and began to write down his own experiences. When new recruits join the army, Xiaozhuang, who has just joined the army, has a "diff" with his squad leader, Lao Pao. Lao Pao specially selects Xiaozhuang and some "trash-looking" soldiers into his class. In order to give these "garbage soldiers" a show of strength, Lao Pao led them to run circles on the playground. The "garbage soldiers" fell to the ground one by one and broke away from the team. However, Xiaozhuang, who had been "specially trained" since childhood, surpassed Lao Pao and won a piece. Cheers. After that, Lao Pao seemed to take special care of Xiaozhuang, and the confrontation between the two became more and more intense. However, unknowingly, Xiaozhuang gradually gained a collective consciousness, slowly integrated into the big family, and interacted with the new recruits. They established a deep friendship. It rained heavily, and Lao Pao asked the "garbage soldiers" to stand in the rain with cups in their hands after a day of training, and ordered them to fill up with rainwater before going to eat. All the soldiers cried except Xiaozhuang. Xiaozhuang took the lead in singing to boost morale, but Lao Pao was punished by Lao Pao for violating queue discipline and was fined to receive another glass of water before going to eat. Everything was seen by Miao Lian of the Night Tiger Reconnaissance Team, and he had a special affection for Xiaozhuang.
Episode 2
In shooting training, it turns out that Xiaozhuang, who was on the shooting team of the sports school, got a good score of 99 in his first target shooting. Lao Pao deliberately let him hit the target. Xiaozhuang also successfully hit the one-yuan coin on the target. Therefore, Lao Pao once again "barred" Xiaozhuang and asked to test the scout's 100-meter rapid fire. Xiaozhuang was so anxious that he hit the last target with his gun without bullets. He cleverly defeated the old cannon. The recruits cheered. The old cannon who was willing to admit defeat did push-ups on the spot and won the respect of the new recruits. Miao Company, who had witnessed the whole process, fell more in love with Xiaozhuang, so he hinted to Lao Pao to ask Xiaozhuang to do something to dispel the idea of ??other company commanders taking Xiaozhuang away. Sure enough, during the training on the second day, Xiaozhuang was so excited that he beat him up and was put in solitary confinement. All the company commanders did not dare to take this thorny soldier. Miao Company personally went to the recruit department to bring Xiwa and Xiaozhuang back to the reconnaissance company. Because of the matter of beating the squad leader, each company commander used various reasons to shirk it, and no one in Xiaozhuang dared to ask for it, so he had no choice but to follow Miao Company as a clerk. When Xiaozhuang asked the old clerk and old gun, and found out that the clerk was the orderly who took care of Miao Company's daily life, he decided to report to Miao Company and quit. When Xiaozhuang entered the room, he was shocked by the indescribable energy in Miao Lian. From that moment on, he began to transform from a nonsense college student to a soldier. A photo of the Langya Special Forces under the glass table made Xiaozhuang curious about Miao Lian's past. During the conversation, Xiaozhuang learned that Miao Lian failed to stay in the special forces because his eyes were injured, and Xiaozhuang was in awe. The day came for the inspection by the Military Region Intelligence Department again, and Miao Lian specified that two new recruits, Xiaozhuang and Xiwa, should participate in the report.
Episode 3
Xiaozhuang, who had been shooting for the next day’s inspection, went downstairs to talk to Xiwa in the middle of the night and saw Chen Pai who was still training. Telling Xiaozhuang that he worked so hard to join the special brigade, Xiaozhuang was very puzzled. The head of the military region came to inspect. Captain Gao of the special brigade shocked the whole audience with his miraculous skill of hitting beer bottles quickly. Miao Company, who was kicked off the field, tore down the company flag in anger. The soldiers were stimulated and practiced harder, saying that the annual exercise must surpass the special forces. After a hard day, Xiao Zhuang wrote to his girlfriend Xiao Ying. Xiao Zhuang, a student from the art troupe, and Xiao Ying were childhood sweethearts. Later, Xiao Ying moved to the other side of the city. Xiao Zhuang ran across the city every day to see Xiao Ying. After growing up, Xiaoying became an art soldier, and separated from Xiaozhuang, who was admitted to the Beijing Film Academy's directing department. Xiaozhuang retained his academic status and retired from the army to join the army. In the annual confrontation exercise of the military region, the reconnaissance company serves as the vanguard group of the Red Army.
Just as the team members were preparing to live and die together, reinforcements arrived! The gangsters began to break up, running for their lives in terror. In the darkness, more than a dozen special operations team members wearing night vision goggles launched an attack on the peak line to mop up the defeated gangsters. The voice of the high school team came over: "Group B! We are coming, don't shoot -" Deng Zhenhua smiled tiredly: It was the first time that the voice of the dog-headed old man sounded so good. When Xiaozhuang was fighting bloody battles on the front line, he didn't know that his Xiaoying was training hard in order to be able to join the battle on the front line. The seriously injured people were sent to the hospital. Xiaoying and Xiaozhuang were excited to meet again. Captain He solemnly told Xiaozhuang that Miao Lian met with informants in the border area and was ambushed by a drug lord group entrenched in Yuanshan Town. He disappeared and was kidnapped. All police insiders who broke into the Majia Group died. Xiaozhuang expressed his willingness to break into Ma's army.
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