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A composition about "confused" grandpa. A 500-word composition about grandpa's confusion.
Confused Grandpa
My grandpa is a "confused egg" who often makes our whole family laugh and cry. Mistaking salt for sugar when cooking, replanting freshly planted flowers...the stupid things my grandpa did were like the stars in the sky, countless. On this day, there was a big sale in the supermarket. For Grandpa, this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Grandpa was about to go out when he touched his pocket, "It's broken. Where did my phone go?" Grandpa said to himself. He quickly called me to gather the family and assigned us tasks one by one like a general giving orders to soldiers. . Let your family members conduct a "blanket" search. As you can imagine, the most anxious person at this moment was Grandpa. He was rummaging through the boxes and mumbling something. At this time, my eyes lit up, my eyes rolled, and I rushed to grandpa at a speed of 100 meters and asked: "Grandpa, is your mobile phone on?" Grandpa said with a puzzled look: "It's on! "I proudly said to my grandfather who was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot: "Look at how I can help you turn out the mobile phone!" Everyone's eyes turned to me. I picked up the landline phone and quickly dialed Grandpa's mobile phone number. I could only hear the faint sound of mobile phone calls in the living room. When we opened the refrigerator, we saw that the mobile phone, which was about to freeze into a "popsicle", was flashing. Weak signal. Grandpa suddenly realized that he had put the mobile phone in as a dish. I said: "Now it's green onion mixed with tofu, it's all clear." Grandpa couldn't help but sigh: "This is really the Yangtze River's back wave pushing the front wave. The people of today are better than the ancients in the world. It's my grandson who thinks faster. It seems that I am really old." "It's no use." I comforted my grandfather and said, "No one is perfect in this world. People are always confused." After hearing this, my grandfather laughed and said, "You should comfort me, my confused grandpa." ! "Hahaha, our whole family laughed... Composition "Grandpa is a fool"
As my grandfather gets older, he often does some stupid things.
For example, one time my grandpa made sweet and sour fish and mistakenly thought the sugar was salt. Another time I even used shampoo as a seasoning for instant noodles.
Grandpa’s stupid things don’t stop there. Yesterday, grandpa did another stupid thing.
Yesterday morning, my grandfather was about to go out. When he touched his trouser bag, he realized that his mobile phone was missing. So grandma, dad, and mom started searching all over the place. Grandma was nagging while searching: "This old fool is so careless! I wonder when we can get rid of this habit?" The whole family searched for a long time, but still found nothing.
Everyone became anxious when they couldn't find their mobile phones. I quickly asked my grandpa: "Is the mobile phone on or off?" Grandpa stamped his feet and said: "It's on, it's on!" So I had a clue in my mind. I picked up my father's phone and dialed my grandpa's mobile phone number. "You were the one who wanted to break up in the first place. If we break up, we should break up..." Grandpa's cell phone *** rang. We followed the sound and walked to the refrigerator door. We opened the refrigerator and took a look. Sure enough, grandpa's mobile phone was in the refrigerator. It turned out that when grandpa finished breakfast and put the remaining dishes in the refrigerator, he also put his mobile phone in it. Dad smiled and said, "I put my phone in the refrigerator this time, but don't put it in the rice cooker next time!" Suddenly, the whole family laughed.
I wonder what kind of jokes this stupid grandpa of mine will make! Composition for the second volume of the third grade: "Grandpa is Really Confused" 300 words
As everyone gets older, their memory may be slightly worse, and sometimes they may still be confused. My grandfather is over 70 years old and he often does stupid things. Relatives and friends called him "Old Fool." But he always said: "I'm not confused, you are confused!"
Now grandpa has his own mobile phone, which he bought with his own money from work. As a darling, no one can touch her.
One morning, when my grandfather was about to go out, he found that his mobile phone was missing and he was very anxious. He searched everywhere in his pocket and in the room but couldn't find it. Grandpa was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. Grandpa scratched his head repeatedly, imagining where to put the ground. He originally invited his old friends to take a walk in the park, but when he thought that his old friends were waiting for him, he felt even more anxious.
Grandpa couldn’t find it himself, so he sent out the whole family to look for it. Grandpa shouted loudly: "Come on, come on.
My mobile phone is missing. Please help me find it. "Grandma, dad, mom, and I all got up after hearing this. We searched all over the house, hall, kitchen, and cabinets, but found nothing. At this time, I had an idea, so I walked over and asked Grandpa: "Grandpa, what are you doing? Is your cell phone turned on? Grandpa suddenly realized and said, "Well, it seems there is." "My eyes lit up, I walked to the phone and immediately dialed my grandfather's mobile phone number. The result was a slightly colorful message.
Hey, it's in the kitchen! I kept following the voice. Composition about Grandpa
Grandpa
My beloved grandpa is kind, trustworthy and serious in my heart
I remember one time. , I was doing my homework, and I looked up at the alarm clock, only to find that the second hand of the alarm clock stopped in place. According to my experience, the alarm clock must have run out of power. I picked up two batteries and put them in the alarm clock, but the second hand of the alarm clock stopped. Still didn't leave, which stumped me. In desperation, I called my grandpa. He looked at it, frowned and fiddled with it again: "Oh! There are some problems with the watch hands and they need to be repaired. Let me help you! "After that, grandpa took out the tool box, put on his reading glasses, and started repairing the alarm clock seriously. Grandpa stared at the alarm clock intently, and kept twisting the screwdriver in his hand. When a screw fell to the ground, the back cover was opened, and the alarm clock The scene inside can only be described in one word: a mess, but Grandpa skillfully removed the parts one by one, adjusted the second and minute hands, carefully assembled the parts, and finally closed the back cover and installed the battery. , the alarm clock started ticking! Grandpa's wrinkled face was full of happiness.
Grandpa is kind. Every time I come home from school, I walk to the kitchen with brisk steps. , you can always smell the fragrance of soy milk, and you can always taste a strong love in the faint fragrance...
You know, I only fell in love with soy milk later. Years ago, I really hated soy milk. My mother would force me to hold my nose and drink it every time because my grandpa didn’t add sugar every time he made soy milk. The light soy milk in my mouth was like drinking plain water and had no taste. When I went home for the first time and smelled the smell of soy milk outside the door, I felt an unnatural feeling of greasiness in my heart.
One day, I came home and my hands were frozen and my ears were stiff. My feet were red from the cold, and I kept rubbing my feet in my shoes, hoping to add some heat. Of course, this was of no avail. When I opened the door, I was greeted by the smell of soy milk, and what was different from usual was that I felt like it was in my heart. There was no greasy feeling, a warm feeling came to my heart, refreshing. I breathed a long sigh of relief and breathed in the warm smell.
"Ah, Lele. Back! Come and drink soy milk, grandpa has been soaking it for a long time! "She tremblingly handed me a cup of soy milk. I took the soy milk and put my hands on both sides of the cup. A heat spread throughout my body. I took a sip and a strong love slowly flowed into it. It was only then that I discovered that this is the real taste of soy milk...
Grandpa is trustworthy. Last winter, there was a heavy snow. Just two days before it started to snow, I called my grandpa and asked him to pick me up on Friday. However, on Friday afternoon, there were snowflakes in the sky. There was a thick layer of snow. I thought I had agreed with my grandpa to pick me up, but there was so much snow outside. I thought the road outside must be very slippery and the traffic flow must be very slow. Grandpa’s mood I was so anxious! I didn’t want my grandpa to come pick me up. But no one answered the phone. I was so anxious that I had to start doing my homework at home. After a while, I heard a faint knock on the door. I ran over and saw that it was my grandpa. His head and body were covered with snowflakes, and he was red from the cold. His hands were shaking, and he looked very tired. He worked hard to pick me up in the heavy snow. I hurriedly asked him. After entering the house, Grandpa hurriedly said: "Let's go, it will snow harder and harder soon." "My grandfather composition
My grandfather
My grandfather is eighty-six years old this year, and his hair is thinning. He wears a blue hat every day, and There is always some toilet paper hidden in the hat, maybe because it is comfortable to wear, and he wears black clothes, which makes him look older.
Grandpa likes to work very much, and he still works in the third uncle's vinegar factory. . Every time I go to Sanshu Vinegar Factory, I can always see my grandfather’s back.
In my mind, grandpa is a hero. On the side wall of my hometown, there is a photo of a young soldier. My father said that my grandfather was once a soldier and he participated in the War to Resist U.S. Aggression and Aid Korea. This photo was taken on the battlefield to resist U.S. aggression and aid Korea.
Grandpa particularly dislikes others who are older. I remember one time, an uncle went to the third uncle to express jealousy. Seeing how old my grandfather was, he said to the third uncle: "I am so old, so you are not afraid of charging you the wrong money." When he was talking, his grandfather heard him, and he became very angry and scolded the uncle: "You are so old, am I that confused...". Grandpa said a series of angry words, and the uncle felt bad and got jealous and hurried away. He no longer dared to say that grandpa was old. After watching this scene, I felt that grandpa was really naive.
Grandpa is getting older and looking back on his life. He wants to write an autobiography. He insists on writing it every day, starting from when he was a child. After he finished writing, he asked his cousin to help him revise it, and then asked his father to write it. Print it out and the result will be a thick volume. My grandfather has good literary writing skills. He wrote about the ups and downs of his life vividly. After reading it, I was very inspired and learned about the hard life at that time. However, my grandfather’s thoughts are also relatively conservative – he values ??boys over girls.
Whenever he went back to his hometown for the New Year, he paid special attention to his cousin and gave him a lot of New Year's money. However, his cousin failed to make progress in studies and failed his grandfather's hope. He did not go to college and had to pay for it at his own expense. The economy in my hometown is very tight now. My grandfather often calls my father to tell me about this, which puts me under pressure in my studies. However, my grandfather has begun to change his thinking now. He often tells some stories and uses them to educate me: "If a young man does not work hard, he will be sad."
As I grow up day by day, I feel that my grandfather is a People who are hard-working and a bit stubborn are the ones I admire the most! I love my grandpa! A 600-word essay on my grandfather
The dark night has given me a pair of eyes that can see into the world, and I use it to focus on the details in life.
——Inscription
It was the year I graduated. My grandfather was feeling unwell and sick. A sudden illness suddenly frightened my parents and sent him to the hospital immediately. At the hospital, the doctor said that grandpa needed surgery. After several hours of "war", he escaped death.
After several months of treatment, he felt better and decided to leave the hospital. After being discharged from the hospital, I had been happily playing with my grandpa, but on the last day of February, something happened that I will never forget.
That night, I slept with my cousin at my aunt's house. I don't know why my eyelids were twitching so much that day. I always felt uneasy and uncomfortable, but I couldn't explain why. It wasn't until midnight that my aunt called me home and said that daddy was calling! My fear arose spontaneously.
On the way, I thought about the possibilities: maybe you could ask me to go home to tell you my results, or you could ask me to go home and sleep if you don’t worry about me... But that was impossible. Suddenly, a picture appeared in my mind: Grandpa was lying on the bed, surrounded by a group of people calling him... My heart suddenly trembled, and I shook my head and told myself that it was just an illusion! Even though I say this, that image keeps popping up in my mind over and over again!
I arrived at the door of my house. I didn’t want to go in, and I didn’t dare to go in. Suddenly someone pushed me. It turned out to be the aunt who had been sending me off! After looking at her, I opened the door carefully and walked in slowly. The screen appeared again, wrong! That's not the picture. "Impossible, impossible..." I said to myself. Rubbing his eyes, he looked forward. Grandpa was on the bed, surrounded by a group of people calling him, exactly like the picture. Why is this happening?
"Child, come here!" Dad's words interrupted my thoughts, and his frowning eyebrows appeared on his haggard face. I walked over, and everyone looked at me without saying a word, and motioned me with their eyes to call grandpa. "Grandpa..." My voice trembled a little. "Grandpa!!" I amplified my voice a little, and he opened his eyes and only said: "Alas!" But he lay down again and didn't wake up! How I wish time would stop like that, how I wish he wouldn't fall asleep...
At that moment, I understood the value of family affection and the importance of family members.
The most beautiful moment is only a 5-word conversation. The most beautiful moment is just the last conversation between my grandfather and I, but it is my best memory! But I would rather not have this memory. I don’t want my grandpa to leave me, I don’t want it! ! Grandpa, thank you for your hard work! An essay, 270 words
When I was growing up, my grandpa gave me meticulous care: he sent me to school every day and picked me up from school; he prepared delicious meals for me every day; Cleaning my small room every day... Grandpa repeatedly does these extremely ordinary things for me every day, integrating his deep love for me into these simple and trivial life.
I remember that one time in the summer of my fifth year, when my grandma was helping me take a bath, the copper pot on the side of the footbath burned my left thigh. The pain made me cry "wow". Grandpa immediately put down what he was doing, picked me up and ran to the hospital.
Along the way, in order to prevent the burnt area on my thigh from touching his back, grandpa carefully held my left leg with his right hand and comforted me as I sobbed softly, saying: "Ziqi, you are a brave child. Grandpa will tell you a story..."
After a while, we arrived at the hospital. Grandpa was worried about leaving me alone on the bench on the first floor, so he carried me up to the second floor to register.
In the consulting room, grandpa asked the doctor: "Is the child's injury serious? Will there be scars in the future?..."
"The injury is not serious, and a plaster is required. It will heal faster, but it will be a little uncomfortable." The doctor replied patiently, "As for scars, there should be no scars..." "As long as it heals quickly and leaves no scars, that's fine. The child's legs are very important!" Grandpa looked at me with a smile, "This child is strong!"
It was almost noon by the time the plaster was put on.
"Ziqi, are you hungry? Let's go home right away. Grandma has made a lot of delicious food and is waiting for you at home!" Grandpa, with a heavy plaster on his back, walked on *** Hot under the sun.
Soon, the sweatshirt on Grandpa’s back became wet and stuck to his skin. Grandpa, you are almost seventy, and you are still working so hard to take care of me. You are so tired!
When we got home, grandma was waiting for us anxiously. When she saw that I was wearing a plaster, she complained that she was "old and confused".
In the evening, grandpa specially stewed "pigeon ham" for me. He said that this thing is effective in closing wounds. At the dinner table, while eating delicious pigeon meat, I tasted my grandfather's love...
Grandpa, I love you.
Although my grandfather is over 60 years old, he looks very young because he never loses his temper, does not drink or smoke, and pays great attention to maintenance. Although grandpa has retired, he can't stay idle at home. He is still working, but his work is very leisurely. Grandpa has a very important task, which is to pick me up from school every day.
Whenever I get out of school, I will see a dark blue bicycle parked at the school gate, with my grandfather standing next to me. Every time he sees me walking out of the school gate, he always greets me with a smile. Me, a wave of warmth hit me at this time. My grandfather is a famous "stingy guy", but in my eyes he is very generous. Whenever I am out of school, I always try to rip off my grandfather: "Grandpa, I am hungry, buy me something to eat. Grandpa, I There are no more homework books, please buy me some..." Grandpa would always readily agree to my request. Every time, the first person who knows my grades is my grandpa. When I do well in the exam, my grandpa is always smiling and happy. When he knows that I do not do well in the exam, my grandpa will ask me in a reproachful tone if I am careless again. Careless.
In this way, under the careful care of my grandfather every day, I grow up healthily like a happy bird.
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