What is the most interesting Cantonese sentence you have ever heard?

I took a bus in Guangzhou in my early years. Every time I get on and off at a stop, the female conductor is the same, saying something like this in Cantonese:

Have you fallen? Didn't fall, hi!

Can anyone get off? I won't. Siggy, close the door and drive! )

In the mouth of northerners, when it comes to the five things that people must do in life, they can only be summed up in four words: "eat, drink, pull, disperse and sleep". But when I arrived in Guangdong, I missed a word and changed it to "eat, drink and sleep". What? Don't Cantonese pee? Nonsense, can people live without peeing? Then, why do the five elements of life become four when they get there?

One day, the same Guangdong woman visited the park and saw the bathroom. She said, "I'm going to take a shit."

"What? Pee? What do you mean by peeing? Pulling and peeing? " Looking at her back, I thought.

After a while, she came out of the bathroom.

"So soon ...? "Of course, I didn't ask her.

After a while, she said, "wait for me, I'm going to pee."

"Why? Go again? Didn't you eat anything else for the soybean milk fritters in the morning? No, I have to ask when I come back. " The more I don't understand, the more I think.

When she came back, I asked, "What's the matter? Did you eat a bad stomach? "

"No."

"Then why do you always go to the toilet?"

"Drink a big bowl of soybean milk in the morning."

Hearing this, I seem to understand that in Guangdong, is it called peeing?

Later, I finally understood that that's what Cantonese people said.

Seeing this, Cantonese people may ask, "Yes, well, we call it peeing. What's your name from Beijing? "

Many Beijingers used to call peeing "peeing". Do you know the pronunciation of these two words? I tell you: the first word of urine is pronounced niào o, and the second word is urine? Pronunciation: suι. Put these two words together, please read and try!

All right, that's enough tips. What do you mean by "dump"? Cantonese are not allowed to say "no place!"

You can turn over Shunde if you get it, and you can turn over Shunde if you don't get it.

Bufeng

Do you know what this means?

Let's talk about the influence of Cantonese in the world.

Cantonese is the mother tongue of Guangfu nationality of Han nationality, which retains the complete nine tones and six tones and has a perfect writing system. Besides Mandarin, it is the only Chinese language independently studied in foreign universities in China. Cantonese is the official language of Hong Kong and Macao, the fourth largest language in Australia, the third largest language in the United States and Canada, and the second largest language in New Zealand.

Seeing this, you will find Cantonese awesome! Of course, cow.

Going back to the last question, can you guess what "make up the wind" means?

Don't sell. "Buffon" means "inflating" in Cantonese, which means inflating automobile tires. How's it going? Interesting! Enough image! A word "wind" invigorates the "air". When pumping and inflating, the air flows and becomes "wind". The tire is flat. If it is flat, it must be inflated and "patched".

How's it going? Interesting words and interesting Cantonese.

As a Guangzhou native who has lived in Shenzhen for 20 years, I once chatted with another Northeast elder sister who has lived in Shenzhen for 30 years. Her Cantonese has no accent at all. If you don't know her native place, you think she is from Guangdong.

The elder sister said that the first Cantonese sentence she learned when she came to Shenzhen was "Oh, no, there was an autumn" [covering her face].

This is not just a sentence, but also a survival skill.

In Shenzhen in the 1990s, the craziest vehicles on the streets were not dump trucks, container trucks and deadly buses, but everywhere. Not a taxi is better than a taxi that stops at once. It roared across Shenzhen in the loess flying. Miraculously, although there is a CMB platform, CMB has never stopped right next to it, and it is the above sentence "No, Didi" that knows the parking position password of the vehicle. As long as you get out of the four-letter word when the car arrives at the destination, the Guangdong driver will brake immediately, and you will roll to the door in a sudden brake and get off in a hurry! [Laughter]

Just turn around the corner. Many people think it's close. Actually, verbally. A meaningful [yi tooth] [yi tooth] [yi tooth] [yi tooth]

The most interesting sentence I have ever heard in Cantonese (in fact, more than one sentence) is: the taste of eating back to your hometown makes you cheap! (endless aftertaste)

Another sentence is also very interesting: give the chicken breakfast when you are happy, and give it to the dog at night when you are trained.

The last sentence is very classic: take morality to make the world better, and take morality to make mom's money slow (once in a blue moon).

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There are many Cantonese dialects that are very interesting. I won't list them here. If you pay more attention at ordinary times, you will find that Cantonese is not only easy to learn, but also very attractive.

The most interesting is Chaoshan dialect. After six years as a soldier, I didn't learn a complete sentence, but I had a fight with my comrades. What a string of "Wave Horn" and "Pu" songs … When I first made friends, I didn't understand each other's scolding, and I didn't understand him either. One day, just out of the bathhouse, I met my opponent in Hepo Town, Jiexi County (there was an argument in the afternoon) and said to me, "You are dead! I was so angry that I waved in front of him. He is not an idiot, and the two sides are twisted together. Fortunately, the comrades persuaded me. The company commander is a native of Qidong. I left a good impression when dealing with it, but criticized him for not speaking Cantonese. It turns out that the death point of Chaoshan dialect is washing.

Many slang words in Guangzhou have the word ~ civilization ~. Although it is difficult for outsiders to understand, the locals understand it as soon as they listen. As if: you have your pain and I have my clip? ?

Li Ka-shing's son-Li Qiqi

Clear, rhyming and easy to understand

Yangjiang dialect, nothing, foreign daughter-in-law local Li Lang food feet, just appeared to talk about nothing, nothing? force a bitter smile