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The composition, "There is such a person", requires more than 45 words, writes the characteristics of this person, and the content is self-drawn.

There is such a person, and I know her as well as I can.

sometimes she can't be a lady; Sometimes it can't be more pungent; Sometimes you can't be good, and sometimes you can't be naughty; Sometimes very calm, sometimes very impulsive; Sometimes she's steady, sometimes she's fickle ... In short, it's hard for others to understand what's going on in her heart (except for the master-her mother), and half the villagers say she's a little "neurotic".

She has a "healthy complexion", chubby black hair, small eyes and a collapsed nose. Her mother often tells her to pay attention to the posture of reading. In case she becomes nearsighted, she can't wear glasses-there's no room for shelving. She hopes that she can solve countless strange cases like Sherlock Holmes written by Arthur Conan Doyle. Therefore, she is particularly obsessed with detective stories. Although she is a girl, she is also a master of what boys play, such as combat gyro, remote-controlled racing car, pistol and tank. She has a boy's dream: she wants to learn martial arts, to be a detective, to be a soldier and to be an astronaut ... < P > She doesn't like to wear skirts, but she loves the cool feeling: a pair of white trousers, a pair of high boots, a short sleeve, plus a black trench coat and a pair of sunglasses, which is so cool! She is devoted to everything. Once, she was watching The Journey to the West. Her mother called her, but she didn't hear her. Her mother shouted, but she didn't hear her. Later, her mother got angry and grabbed her ear. She shouted "monster" and hit her mother conveniently, which made her angry. She is a monkey, and she has a humorous personality. In the class, the students all call her a "funny star". Jokes that are no longer funny are vivid as long as they reach her mouth. With her in the class, the laughter continued, saying that she was Stephen Chow's "disciple".