Short sentences suitable for sticking on cars

1. What funny sentences are posted on the car? 1. You pay attention to your safety, and my site is my decision.

I'm a novice, don't worry, you can fly over me if you can.

3. Too slow, too slow to be an astronaut!

4. Why are you following me? Let me say it backwards.

5. Driving school delisted for self-study.

6. God keep your distance and don't let me transform!

7. In the car.

Car stickers, also known as car stickers, car logos and car stickers, are divided into car decals and motorcycle decals.

1887 debuted in the world's first racing competition held in Paris on April 20th, 2008. The driver's car side door must be marked with the entry number for identification. This is the earliest form of car stickers. After a long period of promotion of automobile and motorcycle events, a large number of sponsors poured into the racing industry, and the advertising brand car stickers of sponsors began to appear on the racing body.

Such car stickers are called modified car stickers and car stickers. It can be said that the earliest widespread popularity of car stickers originated from racing cars. The vigorous development of car stickers stems from the rise and popularization of the automobile industry in Europe, America and Japan, and the car buyers are becoming younger and more personalized. Due to the influence of young personality and racing style, car stickers became popular and gradually swept the world.

2. Excuse me, there are joke phrases and smiling faces posted on the bus. For example, your mother asked you to go home to collect vegetables. 1. There was a man named Jiang who drew a circle around all the words he couldn't write.

One day, his father was ill, and Jiang wrote a letter: Dear Lao: I heard that you gave birth to a baby. You should take good care of it and don't get sick casually! Your dear son: Jiang Xiaoling's father received this letter and asked his neighbors to read it. The neighbor thought Ling was an egg and read aloud, "Dear old egg, I heard that you laid an egg. You should take good care of your eggs and don't lay them casually! Your dear son: When Jiang heard this, his father fainted.

2. One day, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "What is 1+ 1?" Xiao Ming said, "I don't know!" " The teacher said, "Go home and ask your parents." Xiao Ming went home and asked his father who was looking at the stock. Xiao Ming said, "What is Dad 1+ 1?" "It's gone up."

Xiao Ming asked his mother again. She was reading a book and said, "Clinton." Xiaoming went to ask grandpa again. Grandpa sang and said, "Forward! Forward! " Xiaoming went to ask his brother again. His brother was eating sorbet and said, "How cool!" "Xiao Ming asked his sister again. She was dating and said, "honey, let's go together!" "The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming," How much did you get from 1+ 1? "

Xiao Ming said, "It's gone up!" The teacher said angrily, "Who told you!" Xiao Ming said, "Clinton!" The teacher said to Xiaoming, "Stand in the back!" Xiao Ming said, "Go ahead! Forward! " After class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "How does it taste?" Xiao Ming said, "That's cool!" The teacher said, "Go to my office!" Xiao Ming said, "Dear, let's go together. A dying man made a will to his wife: "I hope you can marry our neighbor Mr. Ed after I die. The wife was puzzled, so he explained, "Two years ago, the cow this bastard sold me couldn't milk at all, and now I want him to feel cheated!" "2. Dad told the fish that he often went hungry when he was a child.

Fish and fish had tears in their eyes: "Well, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?" There is a train in a mountainous area, and farmers come to watch it along the way. A female passenger on the bus came for a holiday, but after correcting the paper, she flew out of the window to face a farmer. The farmer took it down and said, "Wow! ! ! The train is fast, and a piece of paper can make my nose bleed. My three-year-old daughter often says to me, "Dad, don't you understand what you are planting?" I said, "Yes, you reap what you sow." The daughter said happily, "then I grow jelly. I want a lot of jelly." "

The two fathers and sons are violent and never let people down. One day, the father ordered his son to buy meat to entertain guests.

When I came back, I met a man who refused to give way at the city gate. After standing for a long time, my father ran over: "Good son, you take the meat first, and I will stand next to you!" " A joke may be just a phrase, a short story or a series of words, which makes the speaker and communicator feel funny or humorous. The difference between action jokes and oral jokes is that action jokes affect people's vision and make people feel funny.

6- When a swimming pool is built in one place, the staff will mobilize everyone to donate. The staff said to an old farmer, what are you going to donate to this swimming pool? The old farmer said, "I donate two buckets of water!" " Kitten: "My mother is a master and my father is a doctor." . "

Xiao Xin: "What's the big deal!" Kitten: "Who are your parents?" Xiao Xin: "My father is a man and my mother is a woman." A gecko got lost in front of the securities company. At this time, a big crocodile just crawled over and prepared to eat it in one bite. In desperation, the little gecko hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted, "Mom!" " The crocodile was shocked and then burst into tears: "Son, you just lost half a month in stock trading!" " At least one day, a pig said to another pig, "If all the pigs in the world are dead, play a song."

The pig said angrily, "At least there is you!" " "10. Can you develop games? A new colleague came to Happy Paradise, who graduated from a famous university majoring in computer science. The bear was envious and asked admiringly, "Can you develop games?" "Yes, I was the president of the student union when I was at school. I often organize various activities. Developing games is too simple. "

"What games have you developed?" "Well, for example, now let's compare who looks like a rabbit. . "1 1. The global financial crisis led to inflation.

Money is becoming less and less valuable. The boss decided to hold a staff meeting to deal with the current problem.

"Comrades, because of inflation, money is becoming less and less valuable. Therefore, the food fee of 100 yuan that everyone had to pay every month was changed to 200 yuan every month after research. " 12. Wolf cubs are born vegetarians.

Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits.

The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said, boy! Hand over the carrots! 13. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles Store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.

14. A man and a woman had an affair and her husband suddenly came home. The man jumped out of the window and ran away, naked, walking in the street to watch. The man pretended to look at the sky as if nothing had happened: Ah, this is the earth. Passers-by said: Cao, an alien with chicken feathers.

15. The big white rabbit Q B ran after the big gray wolf, and the big gray wolf was filled with indignation and chased after him. The rabbit dressed up as a gray rabbit and read the newspaper with glasses. The wolf asked, can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the wolf's little white rabbit? The wolf said shamefully, "I'm KAO, so soon?" 16. In Chinese class, the teacher asked the students to answer the personality characteristics of a novel character. A classmate loudly replied, "Very manly."

17. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you! 18. A thin man said to the fat man: You are really well-developed, and I am really simple-minded. 19. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... I like myself.

20. Is this blind man blind? Examples of jokes Jokes don't care about the length, sometimes just a few words can make you laugh, for example: 1 A: I failed in both marriages. B: What's the matter? The first wife left.

How about the second one? She won't leave. Jokes are made up of words. Most of them are short, and people will laugh.

Push the door and bump into my daughter chatting naked. We assume that you are the father (I mean hypothetically). What would you do if you came home and suddenly found your daughter chatting naked and pushed the door into her room? ! "You guess.