In a bad mood, who can tell me jokes?

If you are in a bad mood, you have to eat, sleep and work on time, which makes you very angry!

Life needs to return to zero. Every once in a while, you should clean up the past and start over. Don't let the past become a burden to the present. Only by traveling light can we go further. The human mind is like a container. After a long time, there will be sediment in it. Empty your mind from time to time, put it down when it's time to put it down, throw away the burden of the past, refresh yourself from time to time, and you will certainly gain a satisfactory life.

You know, yesterday's sun won't dry today's clothes. There are endless scenery in the world, and people should have the mood to move forward. So please look ahead, the sun will rise tomorrow, and maybe there will be more surprises waiting for you on the way forward.

All right. After the chicken soup that comforts your soul, I will tell you the jokes I have collected for many years. Teacher: It takes one minute to steam one steamed bun, and how long does it take to steam nine steamed buns?

Xiao Ming: Nine minutes?

Teacher: You are so stupid! Are steamed buns steamed one by one? !

Xiao Ming expressed dissatisfaction: Then let me ask you, how about eating one steamed bun and ten steamed buns a minute?

Teacher: Ten minutes! You think I'm as stupid as you!

Xiaoming: Eat ten steamed buns in ten minutes! Hang in there, you idiot!

Teacher: ... get out.