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What are the allusions to "The Hague Post Child Lock and the Biography of Guan Yunshi"?

In the fourth year of Yanyou (13 17), Zhang Weiyuan's government bought grain and stopped at Xinghe (now Zhangbei, Hebei) Post Station twice, and met a man who worked in the post station, named Tong Suo. The following is a story about Tong Suo:

In recent years, underage men and women among Shi Jing residents are often kidnapped and hidden by traitors when they leave home. Women forced them to be handmaids and men were forced to be slaves. Those who refuse to accept it are transported to remote areas, such as Liaodong and Mobei, for sheep, horses, cattle and camels, and profit from them. Fortunately, few people were rescued because of the incident; Unfortunately, they are all resold to each other, so that we can't hear from our parents, brothers and sisters and other family members. Oh! Isn't it strange that the custom is still like this under the emperor's eyes?

In the spring of the fourth year of Ding (13 17), the postman Tong Suo told me his personal experience at Xinghe Station. He was originally from Taihe County, Jiangxi Province. When he was 7 years old, he was playing with a group of children in the streets and was hijacked by a nearby rider. I have been crossing three big rivers to the north, and I don't know how many mountains I have crossed before I reach the Milky Way. When the rider went to the hotel for a drink, he asked Tong Suo to do odd jobs there. The owner of the hotel is blind. Tong Suo knew that the rider had sold him to the hotel owner. Because I can finally stay here and don't have to continue northbound, Tongsuo has no defense.

A few months after the ancients traveled, the shopkeeper asked him to follow several riders north and said that he would go with them to collect a debt. After walking for two days, I still found nothing, just saying that the place where I live is still far away. When I arrive, I'll ask him to get the money back. Tong suo has guessed that he has been secretly resold again. But he heard that the local custom is that if a handmaiden escapes, she will be burned with a soldering iron after being caught, so she has to pretend that she is willing to leave her old master to serve her new master. All the places we passed were bare mountains, and there were no towns or homes. When it is slightly cloudy, there will be a snowstorm, which makes it difficult to move forward. People here distinguish the rich from the poor according to the number of animal heads they have. They wear fur sweaters, and their food is only mare's milk and large pieces of cook the meat, but there are no food crops such as rice and millet. Every family lives in a tent made of felt.

The new owner called Tongsuo "Chahan" (Mongolian translation, often used as a title) and gave him a sheepskin coat and more than 2,000 sheep to graze. The master warned him, "If this sheep loses weight, gets injured, escapes or dies for no reason, I will hit you." You live 20 miles away from the ranch. Every time you go out, you should bring something to eat on the road and meet other shepherds, otherwise you will get lost and can't go home. There are more than 10 thousand sheep in the same trade, and there are almost as many other herbivores. From the height of the slope, there are mountains everywhere, just like clouds scattered on the ground. Everyone's sheep are confused, unrecognizable, locked, worried and afraid. Other shepherds told him, "Don't be nervous. When we get back. They will each belong to their own community. " Wait until the evening, sure enough, he didn't put down the heart. I chatted with a dozen people who were herding sheep together, all of whom were children of good families in the Central Plains. It was trafficked there by rapists. So Tong Suo thought that he was not the only one who left his hometown, lost contact with his parents and relatives, drifted to a foreign land and became a handmaiden of others. He felt a little comforted.

One day, his sheep wandered at the foot of the mountain. Suddenly, more than 100 cows rushed down from the top of the mountain and drank water in the stream. The sheep had no time to escape and was trampled to death. Tongsuo thought he was doomed to a beating, so he took off his fur coat and threw it on the mountain to confuse the pursuers, determined to escape from that place. At that time, he was sixteen or seventeen years old and walked well. At first, I walked 100 miles every day. In a few days, I can walk 200 miles or even 300 miles. It faces south. When you are hungry, grab a handful of wild onions and swallow the stream. In the evening, find a cabin with lights for the night. When someone asks a question, he answers it in Mongolian, and no one doubts him. Later, I happened to meet a special envoy of the imperial court on the road, so Tong Suo knelt in front of him and told his experience. The messenger felt a little sorry for him and gave him a spare horse to ride. Tong locked this before returning to the Milky Way.

At this time, he went to the government to sue the hotel owner. The boss was convicted of human trafficking, while Tong Suo was held in a local post office. When I met him there, he had been a postal courier in Xinghe for more than a year.

After listening to Tong Suo's life story, I felt very sorry for him. So I asked him, "How about I let you go back to your hometown and meet your parents and brothers?" Tong Suo kowtowed and cried bitterly, "Of course I'd like to." I ordered the relevant departments to send a document along the way to provide clothes and food for the child and escort him back to the village. Yu! How many people in the world like child locks! How can I make everyone meet me like him, so they can go back to their hometown?

Guan Yunshi Haig (1286 ~ 1324) is afraid of my son. He is the grandson of Ali Haig, a famous soldier in the early Yuan Dynasty, and his father is the second son of Ali Haig, so he takes Guan as his surname. Legend has it that his mother tasted the dream of the night and picked stars as pearls for her. She swallowed them because she was pregnant with marble.

As a teenager, Guan Yunshi, like the son of a master who is good at riding and shooting, handled horses (that is, spears) very skillfully. When he was thirteen or fourteen, he once ordered a strong man to gallop with an evil horse. Guan Yunshi stood upright on the galloping horse with a spear in his hand. Ma Chi came to the front, immediately jumped over, waving a spear, and the wind was blowing all around. At first, he attacked his father Jue, who lived in Yongcheng (in today's Henan Province) as a road flower pond, a family mansion in Huaihe River and Huaihe River. He began to have a strong interest in China culture, probably during the years when the ministries were in charge. One day, I suddenly said to my brother, "I was born with little interest in being an official." Grandfather's title, then dare not inherit. Now that a few years have passed, you should do it. "On the same day, I wrote to tell my father about my decision, and formally submitted documents to the government to explain the situation, untied the roller and gave it to my brother. Since then, Guan Yunshi has been traveling with the literati he made all day, singing and laughing.

Perhaps it was during Yao Sui's visit as a cheap ambassador to Jiangdong, when he recovered and was at peace (now Dangtu, Anhui Province) (130 1- 1304) that Guan Yunshi went to this famous scholar for advice. Yao Sui was deeply impressed by his articles and songs. After Yao Sui was called to Renzong's hermitage as a courtier, he repeatedly recommended Guan Yunshi to Renzong. Renzong had long heard about Guan Yunshi's abdication of senior officials to his younger brother with teachings, so he was called a "storyteller and scholar" of his son, Shuodebaci (later Yingzong). After Injong ascended the throne, Guan Yunshi took a bachelor's degree in imperial academy and participated in the formulation of imperial examination rules and regulations. At this time, he had a little ambition to use the world by relying on talent. He once wrote to Renzong to talk about "six things", suggesting that the court release the frontier defense to cultivate one's morality, teach the monarch to build the country, set up admonishers to make up the saints, show one's surname with honor, change customs with service, and cultivate talents to restore Taoism. These six suggestions show that Guan Yunshi's political views are basically formed with traditional Confucianism as resources.

But somehow, in the second half of 13 10, Guan Yunshi suddenly gave up his political ambition. It is said that he announced to people: "In the past, I resigned from a high position and was willing to live in a humble position. Now I accept the position of assistant minister of Hanlin, which is higher than the military post I resigned. " People will criticize me for gaining a good reputation and coveting high office and high salary. Now it's time to leave! "So he immediately resigned from his office and returned to Jiangnan.

Guan Yunshi, who went south in his prime, soon became a famous literary master. He visited places of interest. Wherever he goes, talented people, young students and strangers outside the party are willing to give it to him. "He who gets the word gets the word." Guan Yunshi is a little tired of socializing. So he changed his name and surname and hid in Hangzhou. When I traveled to Liangshan Dragon (now Liangshan, Shandong Province) before, I saw fishermen making quilts with reeds, and I liked it very much. He wants to change his silk quilt. When the fisherman saw that he valued expensive goods and traded cheaply, he knew that he was not an ordinary person and said to him, "If you want to get this quilt, you must write a poem for me." Guan Yunshi's "Writing with a Pen" was later widely circulated "Lu Hua North": "I found that there was no epilepsy, and Cui Kun talked about it as a fungus. The west wind blows dreams, autumn is boundless, and jathyapple is covered with snow. The bones are old with the world, and the fame and fortune in ancient and modern times are not poor. Qingsi is not jealous of Yuanyang, but there is spring in the sound of scar. " After living in seclusion in Hangzhou, he called himself a "Luhua Taoist". He went to Tianmu Mountain to meet the famous Zen master Zhong Feng Ming Ben at that time. Naturally, he meditates on Baoshan in the suburbs of Hangzhou every summer and doesn't go to town until he retires in the summer.

After studying Zen, his articles became deeper and deeper, and his poems were more concise than before. The cursive script and official script were changed from the ancients and became their own. In his later years, Guan Yunshi had high attainments in poetry, music, books and writing. Of course, his greatest achievement in literature is Yuanqu (also known as Yuefu). Poetry and divertimento are fresh and smooth, "elegance is the crown of the line" He has been using the name "Sour Zhai". At the same time, another Xu named "Tian Zhai" is also good at writing songs, so he is called "Sweet and Sour Yuefu". He has a poem: "When the new autumn arrives, people are different. The waning moon flows along the Yangtze River, and the ship owner goes. I thought about it all night. " In just over 20 words, it vividly describes the lingering feelings of my first farewell with my lover. There is also "[Shuang Yin] Qingjiang Yin Yin": "Striving for fame and profit is like a car going downhill. Who is thrilling? " Yesterday, Yu was mutilated today. Fighting is like avoiding the storm and walking in a comfortable nest! "

As the temperament becomes more and more indifferent and noble, Guan Yunshi's whereabouts are also "gradually sparse". It's past noon, and he's still "hugging and lying down", so many guests are rare. Under his influence, the servant also regarded day as night. In this way, he died in Qiantang House at the age of 39. Guan Yunshi regards death as death, life as day, death as night and fearlessness. Shortly before his death, he wrote a poem: "Donghuacao (probably the names of his two concubines) got married, and I kept it from him for forty years. There is no life and death today, and the sea, the sky and the autumn moon are generally round. "

In his last ten years in Hangzhou, Guan Yunshi left many anecdotes joking about his life. It is said that he used to be a "drugstore" in Hangzhou, but there is also an anecdote that he erected a monument there to sell "the first-class happy pills in the world". When someone really came to buy this "happy pill", Guan Yunshi held out his hands to the buyer and laughed. Everyone who understood his meaning left with a smile. One day, a group of well-dressed people in Hangzhou went to Tiger Run Spring to drink and swim. Write poems during the dinner, with the word "spring" as the rhyme. When it's one of them's turn, he can only moan "spring", "spring" and "spring", but he can't write a poem. At this time, an old man came up with a cane and casually replied, "Spring, spring, and pearls are round." Yufu opened the pith of the stone, and the golden hook made the old dragon spit. "This group of people asked in surprise," Are you Zhai Suan of Su 'an? " Answer: "Yes, yes, yes. They invited him to drink with them and then left drunk.