A selection of jokes told by primary school students

The child wrote: What are you looking at? Never seen it!

Make sentences as usual

Example: You (singing) and I (dancing)

Children write: you (good) me (good)

Teacher's comment: Are you writing an English translation?

Make sentences as usual

Example: Everyone praises me (), but actually I ().

Children write: others praise me (very handsome), in fact, I (wear a mask)

Teacher's comment: What mask is so easy to use?

4. Title: Good ... Good. ..

The child wrote: Mom's legs are so thin and thick. ...

Teacher's comment: Is it thin or thick?

5. Title: One by one

The child wrote: After work, my father came back one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

Pupils' humorous jokes burst into laughter II:

6, learned

Son: "Today the teacher taught us to say' Yes, sir'." "No, sir." "

Father: "Have you learned?" Son: "No, sir!" " "

Father: "You can't call Mr. Dad."

Son: "Yes, sir."

7. Stealing fruit

The farmer visited the orchard and found a little boy climbing the apple tree. "problem children, you wait and see, I want to tell your father! ! "The boy looked up and shouted," Dad, someone wants to talk to you! " "

8. Historical stories

Xiaoming is always pestering his father to tell him historical stories. Dad: "Good! Once upon a time, there was a frog? Xiao Ming: "Alas! People want to hear historical stories! Dad: "Well, in the Tang Dynasty, there was a frog? "

9. Buy a trust

Xiaolong asked his mother, "Why don't you buy a scooter?" Mother replied, "I have no money and can't afford it."

Xiaolong said, "When I grow up and earn money, I will buy you a scooter, and then you can take me to kindergarten by motorcycle."

10, not allowed to go.

There is a teacher who is a very devout Buddhist. Once he told his children how good heaven was and asked them if they wanted to go to heaven. As a result, only one child didn't raise his hand, and then he told them how terrible hell was and asked those who were going to hell to raise their hands, or which child didn't raise his hand. So the teacher felt very strange, why didn't heaven go to hell, so he called his little friend and said, "Why didn't heaven go to hell?" The children said, "mom said to go home immediately after school, and no one is allowed to go!" " "

1 1, ear structure

The biology teacher talked about the structure of ears.

Start asking questions. What are the parts of the ear?

Pupils enthusiastically replied: eardrum, eardrum ...

A sentence popped up in class: there is also earwax.

12, be brave at the critical moment

Dad told a story to his five-year-old son: "There was a young man in America who was chopping wood in the Woods and accidentally pressed his thigh under a big tree and couldn't get away." In order to survive, he resolutely sawed off his thigh with a saw and survived. Son, this story tells us to make a brave choice at a critical moment. "

Son: "Dad, what if your head is crushed?"

Dad: "..."

13, didn't sleep well last night

A: Didn't sleep well last night!

B: What's the matter?

I killed a mosquito!

So, a large group of mosquitoes came to hold a memorial service for it.

Finally, they even held a dinner party!

14, unfamiliar

A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet in the street.

Why don't they say hello? (assuming they can talk)

Because ... they don't know each other very well ...

15, the role of painkillers

Before school, the teacher called the students to the office.

Take out a painkiller and say, "You can eat it."

The student said inexplicably, "It doesn't hurt me."

"It will hurt in the future. I have told your father that you failed the exam.

16, why?

My friend's company distributes fruit after lunch every day.

There is a new person in the department who doesn't know about it.

It's time to go to work in the afternoon. The young man returned to his seat.

Shouting: "Whose orange is this?"

When a friend saw it, he quickly stopped: "It's for you!"

"Why give it to me?"

Friend: "Look at you handsome!"

The young man looked at his friend and then at his desk.

"Then how can you have it?" He said. ! "

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