King of Glory’s jokes about Li Bai

In Chinese language class one day, the teacher asked a classmate to get up and answer a question

Teacher: Who is your favorite poet?

Student: Li Bai

Teacher: What do you like about Li Bai

Student: The chief assassin, his ultimate move has a short CD, long displacement, can advance and retreat freely, and is easy to catch people

Teacher: (looks confused) etc! What did you say, for example, what poem do you like about him?

Student: Kill one person in ten steps, leave no trace in a thousand miles

Teacher: Does Li Bai have such a poem? What else

Student: I like this sentence the most, when the wine is about to enter, the cup will not stop.

Teacher: Why?

Student: When he said this, he was going to make a big move

Teacher: Li Bai likes to drink, tell me about it. Li Bai's poems about wine

Student: The sword of the river comes from the sky, there is wine today, and I am drunk now

Teacher: Stand up for me

Student: Feelings -You don’t understand

Teacher: Get out, don’t study hard every day

Student: If hard work is useful, why do you need a genius?

Teacher: Like you What can I do in the future?

Student: A poem, a fight of wine, a song about Brother Chang, a sword to the end of the world

Teacher: Get lost immediately

Student: Hahaha ,,, I hope I will never wake up after being drunk

Teacher: Alas, games are killing people these days