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A famous figure of a foreign daughter-in-law
I Liu Ye/Arnaez (France)
Liu Ye, a popular young student from the Mainland, married his foreign girlfriend Annalis in ditan park. In 2007, the two announced their love affair and finally got married.
Two. Zhang Tie-Lin/Marisa (Poland)
As the idol of middle-aged and elderly women, "Ama Emperor" Zhang Tie-Lin has her own unique charm. The romantic Emperor Ama had many scandals, but only one marriage with Polish beauty Marisa. They are pregnant with a female moon, which has attracted many people's attention since it was exposed. Marisa's beauty can be seen in her daughter.
Three. Emil Wakin Chau/Hungary (USA)
Emil Wakin Chau, a veteran singer, has worked hard in music for decades, and her marriage with an American beauty is also an example for the entertainment circle. After more than 20 years of marriage, the relationship between husband and wife is still sweet. A virtuous wife and filial piety are the source of Huajian's brother's continued efforts in the music world.
Four. Jiang Wen/Sandrine (France)
The photo of Jiang Wen, a powerful mainland actor, and his wife walking hand in hand on the red carpet in Cannes was once a sensation. Now Lao Yan has parted ways, but their feelings have not changed, and they still regard each other as the love of their lives, which really touched many people.
Verb (short for verb) Bruce Lee/Linda (USA)
As the pride of China people, Bruce Lee's films are still immortal classics despite his death for many years, and his love with American wife Linda has long been a classic in the eyes of fans.
Married a famous foreign daughter-in-law from China.
Hao Lianlu (German)
Hao Lianlu 1990 was admitted to Munich University. 1992 came to Peking University to study Mandarin and ancient Chinese through a scholarship awarded by the German government's cultural exchange agency. He won the first prize in the Chinese Talent Competition for Foreigners, hosted programs on CCTV, Guangdong TV and Macau Satellite TV, and participated in the Spring Festival Gala of CCTV and some local TV stations many times. He also starred in many comedies, such as "Foreign Daughter-in-law Local Lang" and "Ruan is in Hong Kong". He is a famous foreign female comedian.
Wei Li (Moldova)
Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are all the same. Although from different countries, as long as you are sincere, love is the most beautiful language in your family. As Wei Li said, "I promised my mother-in-law that I would learn Shanghainese well and I would do it."
The appearance of "Three People Mala Tang" on the New Year's TV channel brought the audience back together after a long separation with a wonderful Shanghai dialect program. Surprisingly, a blonde hostess appeared, and even Shanghai dialect was so authentic!
The foreign host, formerly known as Victoria, came to Shanghai with her husband four years ago and became a daughter-in-law in Shanghai. She took a Chinese name Wei Li after her husband's surname.
Marry to Shanghai with her husband
"Hello, I'm Wei Li."
Wei Li, standing in front of her, smiled. As soon as she heard that she was going to take pictures, she quickly took out her hairpin and curled her hair. "Can you look good?" Take off the green down jacket and wear it with a pink vest and a red sweater. What bright colors.
Because I like bright colors, I once saw a wooden colored ear-digging spoon in the Chenghuang Temple and thought it was a bun. She was so excited that she bought a lot to wear on her head and made a big joke.
Like all little girls posing for beauty, after posing, she jumped up and scrambled to look at the camera screen in the photographer's hand. Seeing her serious "awkward style", colleagues who are having a meeting next door booed, and Wei Li bowed with his fist. "Don't be shy, don't be shy." At this time, the two waiters next to them couldn't help laughing while covering their mouths and whispered, isn't this the "mountain" of Shanghai?
Wei Li is a romantic. She said that the most romantic thing she did was to marry Shanghai far away.
Four years ago, Wei Li's husband and friends went to Romania to open a restaurant and became Victorian tenants. Handsome, sincere and a good cook, Wei Li's family likes this young man very much.
At that time, he spoke pidgin English, but she didn't understand a word of Chinese. She relies on a half-aged good translator brought by her husband. Despite the language barrier, they became good friends.
Although introverted, she is very careful. When it is cold, he will remind her to add clothes and often cook something delicious for her. "In Romania, men seldom do housework." Wei Li's heart was touched. She is also worried that he will be bullied if he can't speak the language, and has been helping him bargain. At this time, her husband broke his fracture, and Wei Li ran to the hospital anxiously every day.
People in China say it took 100 days to hurt his bones and muscles, but he recovered quickly because he has decided to cook for this girl all his life.
It's time to really get married, but Wei Li's heart is in a mess. "I don't know what he looks like in China. After all, many things have not been confirmed. Does he have a lover and children? Will he always be good to me? "
However, love is an unreasonable thing. Despite her parents' opposition, she followed him to Shanghai without hesitation.
My mother-in-law taught me to speak Shanghainese.
Wei's mother was puzzled when her son said on the phone that she was in love with a Romanian girl. What can be done? Getting along with mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has always been a difficult problem, not to mention foreigners with different languages and cultures.
Seeing China people's wedding for the first time, Wei Li was also confused. The wedding custom in Romania is to hold a carnival. Everyone was singing and dancing all night. There are so many people who have just sat down to eat here. I just lit a cigarette for the guest and did nothing. "
The husband goes to work during the day, and there are only two people at home: mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Although they don't know the language and do their own things, there is an unspeakable tacit understanding between nodding and smiling. At that time, Wei Li would only say "Nong Hao, Xie Xie Nong". Everyone has said these two words, and many people are not surprised. This clever daughter-in-law is deeply loved by her mother-in-law.
"My mother-in-law has always been very concerned about me. She takes care of me every day to drink milk, wear warm clothes and be careful of catching a cold. Even she taught me to hold chopsticks. I used to take only one in each hand, and I dropped as much as I could. See how active I am now. " She picked up two pens and made a gesture.
Language barrier is still the biggest problem, so my mother-in-law bought pictures for primary school students to learn pinyin and taught her to recognize them one by one. "One is a tomato and the other is a cucumber." Friends couldn't help laughing at her seriousness. Wei Li didn't laugh, she was crying for her old age.
Li Wei once walked downstairs and saw the aunts in the community beating Tai Ji Chuan-it took her a long time to know that it was called Tai Ji Chuan, "Kung Fu! Kung fu! " Wei Li's mind immediately thought of the China people flying over the eaves in the movie. If she learns, she can fly, too! She immediately jumped into the team and began to study decently. The aunts laughed, "Oh! Good white box! " She didn't understand, but she still smiled and said "Nong Hao", so she learned another word "Bai Haoxiang".
Six months later, with the help of her mother-in-law, Wei Li finally began to speak Shanghainese. Although she had a Pudong accent, she was so excited that she even said three words "too". "It's really been too long, too long. I didn't speak, I have too much to say in my stomach. "
"Do you remember what the first sentence was?"
Wei Li thought for a moment, "This seems to be' bread'".
When mother-in-law and daughter-in-law get along, actual actions are more important than words.
After all, cultural customs are different, and there is always a generation gap between foreign daughter-in-law and Shanghai mother-in-law.
Take eating as an example. According to the taste of Shanghainese, the dishes cooked by her mother-in-law are red with thick oil sauce. "Pick up a green vegetable, and the oil on it will drip down." Wei Li, who just came to Shanghai and didn't like oil, was afraid that her mother-in-law would be unhappy, so she crustily skin of head and had diarrhea several times. And her mother-in-law doesn't like her vegetable salad.
It doesn't matter. After a long time, she also fell in love with the sticky red dates and tremella soup made by her mother-in-law.
But on some issues, she said she was independent.
Mother-in-law cares about her daughter-in-law. It's very cold. She wants her daughter-in-law to put on more clothes. Lovely and beautiful young girls don't want to dress so bloated. "Sometimes, my mother-in-law cares too much and is a bit ... awkward." Wei Li insists that young people should have a young life.
Therefore, when her mother-in-law always said that her son was not good, Wei Li said to her mother-in-law, "He is an adult and should be given his own space."
Because of honesty, we won't misunderstand. Although a little unaccustomed, her mother-in-law accepted Wei Li's advice. "As long as they are happy and healthy, I will be satisfied." My mother-in-law is a cheerful and fashionable mother-in-law. Now I go home at night with my daughter-in-law and have a computer and surf the Internet. But the TV station broadcasts the program hosted by her daughter-in-law, and she must watch it twice a day, or even replay it.
When it comes to getting along with her mother-in-law, Wei Li and her mother-in-law both mentioned mutual respect, mutual understanding and consideration for each other. In order to encourage her daughter-in-law to contact Shanghai more, her mother-in-law did most of the housework, and Wei Li was also very sensible.
"Although my husband is several years older than me, I think he is sometimes not as considerate as me." Once my mother-in-law caught a cold and coughed at night. She and her husband heard it, but her husband didn't leave the computer desk. She ran to ask Mommy what was going on. My mother-in-law was very moved, but many details neglected by Shanghai children were taken care of by foreign wives.
In fact, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in the world are all the same. Although from different countries, as long as you are sincere, love is the most beautiful language in your family. As Wei Li said, "I promised my mother-in-law that I would learn Shanghainese well and I would do it."
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