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What kind of disasters will happen in the next few years?

This is my personal opinion, but I have collected some answers: 1. Friend, this question has been asked countless times, especially Baidu knows. Why don't you find the information you need for your problem? You only know that the Mayans said 20 12 was the end, but you don't know the authenticity and reliability of the information. Do you know the nature of human beings? Do you know what you live for? Do you know the origin of mankind? Do you know the essence of government? Do you know ghosts? If you don't try to find the answer, you'll never know. The internet provides such a good search platform that you don't have to use it, let alone choose true and false information! ! ! ! I can tell you the answers, which I studied with great concentration during my college years. This requires an empirical process. For you, it is just one of thousands of answers, but for me, it is part of the whole thinking system and part of the truth. Let's get down to business. First of all, correct it, not the end, but the renewal of human civilization. The Mayans didn't say the ending. It is only because of the particularity of their language and the long time that our historians translated it into the end of the world. The Maya said that the dawn of 65438+February 2 1 will never come after dark arrival ... "Ordinary people must say that this is the end, because the dawn will not come, but the Maya have different ways of speaking. It is true that the earth will enter three days of darkness, but the dawn here actually symbolizes yesterday's civilization, that is, it will never come again (this can be related to the rise and fall of previous civilizations. What I understand is the revival and demise of the seven major civilizations, that is, the top six civilizations, all of which have planned their rise and fall, and our seventh civilization may be the last civilization, and it is very likely that there will be no planned rise and fall! ), no longer repeat the meaning of civilization! Secondly, the way of civilization renewal is that the whole earth will enter the photon belt (in fact, the solar system entered the photon belt more than 90 years ago, but the earth entered the missing part of the photon belt). At that time, earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, bad weather and so on will be commonplace. This is Mother Earth's pranayama to adapt to the new environment. At that time, it was reasonable to have political turmoil and social turmoil, because people were worried! And the U.S. government, which has long known about this! Then there will be three days of darkness and cold (sunlight can't enter the earth because of the photon belt), at the same time, many people will die in those three days, and at the same time, many people's body structure and spirit will change to adapt to the new 4 yuan world (don't be afraid, let love fill you, spend these three days with your faith, your spirituality, your understanding and your wisdom. You will see that you have never seen such a large group of motherships appear in the air (more spectacular and shocking than Hollywood). It was the foreign brothers who helped us through the difficulties. They chose the right time to appear so as not to cause us panic. Most of them are friendly. They have evolved to understand the true meaning of life and are full of fraternity! The reason why you know this is simple, but complicated, because it is hard for you to believe these hints. Only by looking for these implied connections with your heart, will you find that too many coincidences, too many coincidences, operate like a system, like a set of laws, can explain the supernatural phenomena that we can't understand better than contemporary frontier science (including et, ghosts and gods, religious gods and prehistoric civilizations). ! ! ! Don't be fooled by this material reality. What a material life we are living under the deception of the American government. They are just puppets behind the family. Those families planned the world pattern, controlled the global economy, tampered with historical data, and concealed the achievements of cutting-edge scientific discoveries (including ET, geocentric biological debris, UFO debris, communication between the government and ET, 20 12 entering the photon belt, etc.). ). They are the ones who really want to enslave us, leaving us far behind prehistoric civilization in spirit and spirituality ... Our essence is spirit, and only through material things can spirit be improved! ! ! Not much to say, I hope to give you some help. You can disagree. Just kidding. Don't use offensive language. I don't want to add negative energy to a world that lacks positive energy. The world needs positive energy too much. Thank you! Finally, good luck! 2. The Buddha said no, the Buddha said that there are still about 6,000 years of human civilization, and the Buddha said that it is only a disaster, not the end of the world. 3. It's just a movie, 20 12. Introduction to the movie the day after tomorrow: There has never been a date in history, such as 2012122. Mayan civilization predicted that it would be the end of the world, and all cultures, races, scientists and governments in the world could not predict what would happen on this day. "20 12" is a disaster movie about global destruction, which tells how our hero struggled to survive when the end of the world came on 20 12. Jackson Curtis took his children to Yellowstone National Park for a holiday, only to find that the lake with good memories has dried up and this area has become a restricted area. Full of doubts, he came across Charlie in a camp near Huangshi. Charlie told him that because the natural environment and resources have been plundered by human beings for a long time, the earth's own balance system is facing collapse, and human beings are about to face unprecedented natural disasters. Charlie said that some countries have been secretly developing and building the ark to avoid this disaster. Jackson thought he was crazy, so he walked away with a smile. However, the next day, disaster happened. Strong earthquakes and huge volcanic eruptions have turned familiar homes into human purgatory. In other parts of the earth, various natural disasters have also erupted on an unprecedented scale. Jackson, like many families, embarked on the road to survival. In the face of global natural disasters, he suddenly remembered the ark and map mentioned by Charlie, so he decided to go to the ark base to find a chance to survive. In the process of finding and going to the Ark base, the Jackson family went through the test of life and death. Finally, they arrived at the ark base. However, the number of built ark is far from meeting the flood victims from all over the world. Who goes and who stays has become a moral choice that challenges all mankind. In the face of disasters, human beings from different countries made the most important choice: "All people are equal and have equal opportunities for survival." "20 12" should be the companion or upgraded version of "The Day After Tomorrow", but we have to admit that there are deep-seated worries about the fate of mankind behind it. Before the emergence and evolution of human beings, there have been many structural reconstructions, each of which will inevitably cause great damage. I can't help but wonder why only Americans are always predicting the future of mankind and giving such a tragic imagination. Is there a forward-looking mixed perspective? For example, it is certainly impossible for you to let people in poor countries do this kind of imagination. Only the United States, the "all-around champion" of the earth, dares to make such forward-looking speculation about the current superior situation, and has the energy, money, talent and even leisure to make such a seemingly absurd and bizarre imagination. Because they are afraid of losing. In Iraq and Africa, they may pray for the "reorganization" of the earth as soon as possible every day. As long as there is no war, they dare not expect America to be a paradise. Even if they move to a relatively poor but peaceful place, they don't care about "the day after tomorrow" and "20 12". In the American imagination, the earth on February 26th, 2065,438+2002,65,438+0 is like dough in the hands of a chef. The chef is awesome, so the dough is kneaded in three dimensions. Only unimaginable force of nature rubs the earth. Once this force breaks out, even a super crocodile like the United States can only be destroyed in despair. The human body is more like a molecule in the texture of dough, which is instantly crushed into dust. Behind this speculation and imagination, does it reflect the fragility and despair in the deepest part of the soul of the well-off Americans? Of course, they tried their best to render the thrilling destruction of the earth, but they also did not forget to leave a glimmer of hope for mankind. There is a lot about China in the movie. They put their hopes of getting rid of destruction on China, which is naturally consistent with the "interests" of the United States in China and their actions in reality. In a sense, it also reflects the far-reaching national strategic intention of the United States, that is, the weight of China on their chessboard. Dai Xu, an air force military scientist who I often pay attention to, has made an in-depth analysis of the American plot against China, that is, the United States has strategically surrounded China, even without letting go of outer Mongolia, and completed the "C"-shaped encirclement of China. Although they put the hope of human survival in China, they did not regard China as the last "Noah's Ark" of mankind, but put it on the African continent, which coincides with the secret rivalry between the United States and China in Africa. At the end of the film, it is said that because of the "reorganization" of the earth, the Himalayas are no longer the highest in the world. People take back to the prehistoric in the ark, and the table starts from 000 1 year after year, which is quite intriguing. Conscience, humanity, cooperation and sacrifice, American movies never forget to praise their president-his integrity, nobility and selflessness. Over the years, the content is brand-new, but the means and forms are more or less traces of Titanic. Every time the earth disappears the next minute, America will never forget to promote their values. At the same time, the film reminds me of a rumor I saw that the United States has been secretly doing a research, which is the so-called future elite world. As early as the 1990s, the United States predicted that the earth could only accommodate a small number of people with decreasing resources. This "small number of people" is what they call "one fifth" of human beings. They are all elites, such as scientists like Qian Xuesen, business geniuses like Bill Gates, political strongmen like heads of state, and stars in the field of culture and sports. In short, only people who are similar or close to the Nobel Prize are qualified to live on this earth. The other four fifths, probably including me and most people around me, will be expelled from the earth. As previewed in the film, after all, only a few people can board the ark. China, Russia and Japan voted to let more people into the ark. However, after all, the load is limited, and more people on earth are undoubtedly rejected from the "Ark". Such moments are also real and illusory. Looking at the overturned earth again and again, I put my heart in my throat countless times and couldn't help thinking about our tomorrow. Where will we be? Of course, the film does not forget to tell people to cherish it before the deadline comes-before that moment, maybe only with the people they love. I'm sorry, it's true. Please listen to my analysis: 1. From the global geological situation, the 2005 Pacific tsunami may be a preview of global catastrophe, followed by a series of global earthquakes. There are 5 12 earthquake, Taiwan Province earthquake and Italian earthquake near us. The frequency of earthquakes is much higher than in the past ten years. Second, the extreme abnormal climate in the world has increased, with heavy rains and blizzards alternating, and the heat is accompanied by severe cold. The snowstorm at the beginning of last year was unprecedented, but in recent years, the intensity of typhoons has become stronger and stronger, and the damage to land has become greater and greater, causing huge casualties. Third, from the perspective of economics: if Noah's Ark is really under construction, it is not difficult to explain the global financial crisis. How many trillions of wealth have evaporated in the global financial crisis, and capital is immortal, so where did this huge wealth go? We can naively think that we are going to build Noah's Ark. The following evidence can prove it: 1. As the movie said, a ticket is worth 1 100 million euros. It is not difficult to understand that so many super-rich people fled their funds in order to buy boat tickets, and the funds ran too much, which formed a financial crisis. And is the current depreciation of the dollar another proof of the fact that tickets are purchased in euros? 2. Since 2007, the global price of precious metals has soared. Although the global economy was booming at that time, the surge of non-ferrous metals has far exceeded the relationship between supply and demand. Is it because Noah's ark used a lot of metal, which led to the shortage of precious metals? The biggest demand for iron ore in the world is in China, and China is where Noah's Ark was built. 3. Judging from the financial crisis, China gallium, a developed and developing country in the world, can't wait to put forward an economic stimulus plan, which is often hundreds of billions of dollars. Why is the international community so highly united? Do politicians from all over the world use taxpayers' money to build their own ark under the guise of economic stimulus? 4. The global financial crisis has led to the collapse of gallium economy in many countries in the world, but China is still standing, which only shows that the global wealth is continuously concentrated in China. And China is using this huge wealth to build Noah's Ark. The G20 Summit, which has been mentioned many times recently, has been held so intensively. Is it because the heads of state are arguing fiercely about the seat of the ark? Why not mention eight countries at this time, but expand to 20 countries? Perhaps because the construction site is in China, most of the world's resources are concentrated in China to develop gallium. Only by pulling this gallium can the ark be built more smoothly. 5. The escalation of the war in Afghanistan. Is it that gallium, a developed country, used the Afghan war as an excuse to transport important materials to Tibetan areas bordering China and Pakistan? If in peacetime, such a large-scale material delivery will certainly be suspected by people all over the world. China Qinghai-Tibet Railway was opened to traffic in July 2006. Why is China eager to build such a railway, regardless of the harm of soil in winter for many years? Why does it cost so much to build a single line? Is it because a lot of materials can't get in and out?