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Breaking the mystery of the bowl.
On the inner wall of the porcelain bowl, a man rode a horse and chased a woman on the grass. The woman stumbled and ran with a skirt.
Running.
That painting is moving, it is a circular animation. The woman ran to the missing piece of the bowl and disappeared, just like jumping off a cliff; The man on horseback also washed down the missing pieces and disappeared. After a while, the woman appeared at the same point again and continued to run away panting, while the man was still chasing after her. After catching up with the missing piece of the bowl, the two disappeared again and then appeared again.
All right, you run after me, and it's endless.
This cultural relic immediately caused a sensation in the world, and people came to visit the museum in an endless stream. The focus of discussion soon shifted to women. Who is she? Why did you run away? Who is chasing her? In the end, everyone only cares about one question: has she been caught or not?
If the bowl is mended, won't the fate of women surface? So people shouted in unison: "Fill the bowl! Sheng bowl! "
The museum immediately organized experts to make a piece of porcelain with the same size and texture according to the missing piece and embed it in the missing part of the bowl. It was flawless, but the porcelain "clicked" in less than a minute after being coated with special glue.
The sound fell to the ground and broke into pieces. Experts developed more perfect tiles and stronger glue, but they still failed. what
Yes, experts appealed to the whole world for help. For a time, enthusiastic people all over the world wrote the fate of that ancient woman with great enthusiasm.
Love, make that porcelain.
On that day, the square in front of the museum was crowded with people. People lined up with ceramic tiles in their hands and slowly walked to a high platform.
The ancient bowl is enshrined in the incense table of Gaotai. Good-hearted people expect their porcelain to save the poor woman.
Son, but without exception, all failed. Screams of disappointment came and went, from early morning until dusk.
"I'll try!" A bald boy, surrounded by several adult men, stepped onto the high platform.
"Where are your tiles?" The museum curator asked kindly.
"No."
"Then how do you make up the bowl?"
The boy did not answer. He took out a watercolor pen from his pocket and drew a prairie mouse in front of the horse. The prairie rat quickly dug a hole and got into the ground. The galloping horseshoe stepped into the rat hole, and the horse fell heavily, and people also fell off the horse. The woman who ran away turned back in surprise. The man waved and shouted reluctantly, as if calling the woman back, but the woman gritted her teeth.
Turn around and keep running, running to the missing piece. A miracle happened. With her footsteps, the missing piece automatically gave birth to porcelain and pictures. First of all,
Grass, then water, blue water. A fishing boat stopped at the shore, and the handsome young fisherman looked around with an anxious face.
When I saw a woman running, I immediately smiled and helped her into the boat. She walked lightly with a penny, and the water soon followed the bow.
Expand and cover the whole missing part in the blink of an eye.
The broken bowl has been repaired by itself!
The audience cheered when the curator lifted the well-repaired ancient bowl. Everyone asked the boy to reveal his stunt in repairing the ancient bowl. The boy picked up the receiver and silently bowed his head. When he looked up, he was already in tears.
"Why do you have to make up?" The boy said, with a hint of sadness in his voice, "what's broken can't be mended anyway." Since you want to save that woman, why don't you stop hurting her at once? " As long as you lend a helping hand, you won't
..... "The boy suddenly cried and couldn't go on. The man who brought him took him off the platform and walked to a police car.
The crowd was silent, and the teenager turned out to be a prisoner in juvie!
The next day, the media reported the story of the juvenile delinquent: his parents divorced and left him alone. He became a street thug, was expelled from five schools, and the community ignored him. From then on, he wandered the streets, stole chickens and dogs, and unconsciously embarked on the road of crime.
Everyone who saw this news made the same decision in an instant: they would never repair any broken bowls again. Because the real repair is before the broken bowl.
2. Hello, expert, I want to know how to write a composition according to the mystery of broken bowl. Archaeologists dug up a porcelain bowl of the Han Dynasty, but unfortunately one was missing. After washing away the soil, I was surprised to find it shining.
On the inner wall of the porcelain bowl, a man rode a horse and chased a woman on the grass. The woman stumbled and ran with a skirt.
Running.
That painting is moving, it is a circular animation. The woman ran to the missing piece of the bowl and disappeared, just like jumping off a cliff; The man on horseback also washed down the missing pieces and disappeared. After a while, the woman appeared at the same point again and continued to run away panting, while the man was still chasing after her. After catching up with the missing piece of the bowl, the two disappeared again and then appeared again.
All right, you run after me, and it's endless.
This cultural relic immediately caused a sensation in the world, and people came to visit the museum in an endless stream. The focus of discussion soon shifted to women. Who is she? Why did you run away? Who is chasing her? In the end, everyone only cares about one question: has she been caught or not?
If the bowl is mended, won't the fate of women surface? So people shouted in unison: "Fill the bowl! Sheng bowl! "
The museum immediately organized experts to make a piece of porcelain with the same size and texture according to the missing piece and embed it in the missing part of the bowl. It was flawless, but the porcelain "clicked" in less than a minute after being coated with special glue.
3. The real composition material before the broken bowl is repaired. Archaeologists dug up a porcelain bowl of the Han Dynasty, but it was a pity that a corner was missing. After washing away the dirt, they were surprised to find that on the shiny interior wall, a man was riding a horse chasing a woman on the grass, and the woman stumbled with her skirt dragged.
If it is a painting, people will get used to it. However, the painting is moving. In today's words, it is an animation, an animation that goes on and on. The woman ran to the broken bowl and disappeared, as if jumping off a cliff, and the man on horseback also rushed down the corner and disappeared. After a while, the woman appeared at the same point again and continued to run away panting. The man still ran after the broken bowl on horseback, and the two disappeared again and then appeared again. You chase me and run endlessly.
A bald teenager took out a watercolor pen from his pocket and drew a prairie rat in front of a galloping horse. The prairie rat quickly dug a hole and got into the ground. With a bang, the galloping horseshoe stepped into the rat hole and fell heavily. The man also fell from his horse, hurt his foot and couldn't move. The runaway woman turned back in surprise. The man waved and shouted reluctantly, as if calling the woman back, but the woman gritted her teeth, turned around and ran on to the corner. A miracle happened. With her footsteps, the missing corners were automatically stitched, and tiles and pictures were born. First grass, then water, blue water, a fishing boat parked on the shore. The handsome young fisherman looked around and looked very anxious. When he saw the woman running away, he laughed and cried. He immediately helped the woman get on the boat. The penny became lighter and disappeared. The water moves with the ship. The brain swells rapidly and is full in the blink of an eye.
Make up the broken bowl yourself!
4. Continue to write the composition. As a result, after I wrote some people's names, I found that the relationship was good, but I couldn't remember their surnames. This is often called habit.
I forgot how to write some simple words, and some simply wrote their nicknames. The students are so close that they forget their names.
There are still many typos. China's writing is extensive and profound, with many homophones. It is normal to make mistakes, but we should remember the respect and charm of people around us, otherwise they will make jokes. A salesman once said such an example. His job is to attract customers for Johnson & Johnson, one of which is a drug grocery store.
Every time he goes to this store, he always talks with the clerk at the counter before he goes to see the owner. One day, when he went to this store, the owner suddenly told him that he didn't have to come again. He doesn't want to buy Johnson & Johnson products, because many of Johnson & Johnson's activities are designed for food markets and cheap shops, which is not good for small drugstores.
The shop assistant had to leave the shop. He drove around town for a long time and finally decided to go back to the store and make it clear.
When he entered the store, he greeted the clerk at the counter as usual, and then went in to see the owner. The shopkeeper was very happy to see him, smiled and welcomed him back, and ordered twice as much food as usual.
The salesman was surprised and didn't understand what happened after he left the store. The shopkeeper pointed to a boy selling drinks at the counter and said, "After you left the store, the boy selling drinks came up to me and told me that you were the only one who greeted the salesman who came to the store.
He told me that if anyone is worth doing business with, it should be you. "Since then, the shopkeeper has become the best customer of the shop assistant.
The salesman said, "I will never forget that caring and respecting everyone is the quality we must have." Caring for and respecting others must have noble sentiments and an open mind.
When you let the other person feel warm and happy emotionally and be enriched and satisfied spiritually with your sincere heart, you will experience a beautiful and harmonious interpersonal relationship, and you will have many friends and finally succeed. Human anatomy class This is a human anatomy class. A group of newly enrolled college students came to a fresh specimen under the guidance of the professor.
The specimen is an old man who just died. Before his death, he voluntarily donated his body to medical college. Although some of his children objected, the old man's attitude was firm.
Finally, they had to obey the wishes of the old man. The glass cover was lifted gently, and the scalpel was in his hand. The old professor suddenly stopped. He said to the students, "Let's observe a three-minute silence for this strange deceased!" " The students were shocked, and then they took off their hats and scarves.
Three minutes later, the old professor said, "Although this specimen was donated voluntarily by himself, we have damaged his health after all, so we should apologize to him!" " The students listened quietly, and this anatomy class gave them two baptisms of life: one from the respect of pure specimens and the other from the respect of an old professor for a corpse. Dignity of Beggars My friend Jim once told me a story that happened around him.
Everyone who lives in this world has dignity, which is the spiritual pillar of their life, even beggars are no exception. Jim once met a beggar in the underground passage where the homeless gathered.
That is a young man in his twenties. He was in rags, holding a faded old guitar and singing sad songs.
Such a scene can be seen every day in this city. "People who can earn their own living are begging for alms here. Why don't they blush? " With this in mind, Jim quickened his pace and walked forward.
Jim doesn't want to pay any price for such a person. Sad songs still linger in Jim's ears, but Jim is not in the mood to stop.
"Just a moment, sir." When Jim walked up the steps, a voice stopped him. Jim knew it was the beggar.
"Even if others don't give money, you have to catch up and ask for money! I will never give money to such a person. " Thinking of this, Jim said to him angrily, "I'm sorry, I have no money for you." I have my hands full right now. Please don't bother me. "
"You misunderstood. I want to ask, is this your business? " When Jim saw the wallet in his hand, he realized that it was his own wallet and there was a whole ten thousand dollars in it. If the money is lost, Jim's work will be finished. In a flash, Jim felt ashamed and misunderstood the beggar himself.
He didn't ask Jim for anything but returned Jim's lost wallet. Jim took the wallet with great excitement. In order to show his gratitude, he took out a $65,438+00 bill from his wallet and said to the beggar, "Please accept my little gift!" " ""Sir, I really need money, but I have my own principles. "
The little beggar said, "I hope you have a good mood today. Pay attention next time." Goodbye, sir. "
After that, I went back to my original place and continued to play the old guitar. The guitar sound, which was originally not very pleasant to hear, suddenly became so humanized. Jim stood there, feeling quiet around him, only the sweet sound of guitar lingering in his ears.
This is the dignity of beggars. You can't buy respect. Rich people are rich, but they can't get respect from others. He is worried about this and thinks about how to get everyone's respect every day.
Walking in the street one day, he saw a beggar in rags on the street. Thinking that the opportunity had come, he dropped a shiny gold coin into the beggar's broken bowl. Who knows that the beggar didn't lift his head and was still busy catching lice. The rich man couldn't help but get angry: "Are you blind? Didn't you see that I gave you gold coins? " The beggar still didn't look at him and replied, "it's your business to give it or not." If you are not happy, you can take it back. "
The rich man was furious and lost ten gold coins in the beggar's bowl on impulse, thinking that he would thank himself on his stomach this time. Only to find that the beggar still ignored him.
The rich man almost jumped up: "I'll give you ten gold coins." As you can see clearly, I am rich. At least you can respect me, thank you. " The beggar replied lazily.
I don't know when it turned into a heavy hail, so bright, I walked into Xiangmai Western Restaurant and became an adult. Mother just smiled and shook her head gently, unlike others.
I saw her sitting quietly in the western restaurant, ten yuan ..., the old beggar said again and again. I can't bear it any longer. I threw it into the bowl and everyone around me saw it! The truth is in the world, how can this happen! There is more and more money in the broken bowl, some are ten cents and some are fifty cents. In the eyes of others, money is poured on them, and the son is busy taking off his coat for his mother to wear. ...
I see, I think: those adults must want to sympathize with even children and say to their sister: let mom give them some money: thank you! Thank you. Suddenly, I found that there was no money in the bowl, only love ... which made that night even more touching. I seem to see those people's hearts as if they were in heaven, sending a sweet smile to their mother, and the smile on their lips is deeper. My son eats better. Our family went shopping on Saturday, and it was difficult to look up in the middle. When I left, they walked out of the door smiling and didn't speak. ...
Finally, while cursing the damn weather. To hide from the rain!
@2@ People often say: "Language is the key for human beings to communicate their true feelings." I used to think so. I want to, but my little son is still very happy. All the true feelings in the world can be expressed in words. Later I found out that I was wrong! Because true feelings are often in silence. ...
One day in early winter. Looking out of the window, the truth can only be brave. I met an old beggar. He is in rags, with messy hair and a child beside him!
There is true love in the world, and I sleep under a rag. This scene made me feel a burst of sympathy and pity, and a satisfied and happy smile gathered around my mouth. There was an ice cream and a drink on the big table. I raised my soda and asked her if she wanted to drink it. Maybe it's a little less. He took a few sips of soda water, then gently dug out an ice cream and sent it to his mouth. There is only a steamed stuffed bun and a few cents in his broken bowl. This child is a rabbit's lips! I thank you good people for God, an old men's jacket with a red scarf on your head. That simple shirt really doesn't fit in with the "Hong Kong clothes" around you. Under the dazzling and charming lights on the wall, people feel a little shabby! Poor them! "well.
She looked at her son across the street wholeheartedly. The man next door drifted away with a casual look, but suddenly he made a touching discovery. The mother took off her coat and put it on her son, with a shallow smile on her face. What a beautiful smile! In her eyes, a clear spring of love is slowly flowing, and the wind is carrying dense raindrops! "So we took a few dollars from my mother. They are all enjoying, the mother is enjoying her son's happiness, the son is enjoying his mother's caress, and they are experiencing each other's true feelings together, flowing out gently, one yuan, five yuan, and everyone is enjoying a delicious meal. Only them, but the light in her eyes is brighter.
My eyes are moist, which is reflected in the great event of helping others. I finally understand that it often takes words to express my true feelings. I asked for a glass of juice and waited quietly for the rain to stop. He tasted it excitedly and seriously, and he didn't forget to look up every once in a while.
6. Continue to write a composition One day, Xiaofang went to the school reading room and borrowed the book "100,000 Why". When she took it home, she found some pages in it were a little broken. If it is not repaired, it may fall and become incomplete. If it is mended, the students may think that she has broken the book. What should I do? Just then, my father saw Xiao Fang in a daze and went over and asked, "What's the matter?" Xiao Fang told dad everything.
Dad thought about it and said to her, "Don't worry, Xiao Fang. Listen to dad telling stories.
Once upon a time, there was a scholar whose family was very poor. He often borrows books from others to broaden his knowledge. Once, he borrowed a book from a man. When he got home, he found that several pages of the book were a little broken. He thought: If I don't mend the book, I may degenerate and become incomplete. If I revise this book, I may give people a misunderstanding. What should I do? After a long time, he saw a few words written on a wall: "Those who are clear will clear themselves", so he patched up the book regardless of the willy-nilly. A few days later, the scholar returned the book to the man. When the man saw that his book was revised by scholars, he thanked the scholars. It turned out that the book was damaged by that man.
Do you know how to do it? "After that, Xiao Fang happily mended the book. A few days later, when Xiao Fang returned the book to the reading room, he was praised by the teacher. From then on, Xiao Fang understood an important truth: as long as you do one thing right, you don't have to think about what others think, because-the pure are self-clean.
7. Take "Last summer vacation, my grandparents and I went to visit relatives in the countryside. I was attracted by the beautiful natural scenery of the countryside and was full of curiosity for a while.
One night, the bright moonlight covered the earth with a layer of white gauze. I catch fireflies with lanterns by the ridge of the field.
However, there are many vampires flying around me. Suddenly, a long tongue caught a vampire. I quickly pulled up the grass and saw a little frog in green camouflage, catching pests.
I held my breath and squatted there quietly to observe the action of this "war knight". I saw that its action of catching pests was extremely natural and unrestrained.
When it is full, it will climb to the edge of the pond, and then dive into the water to show the skills of an excellent swimmer. Huh? Why can frogs guard crops in the fields and swim freely in the water? In order to solve this mystery, the first thing I did when I got home was to look for answers from the treasure house of extracurricular books, turn over this popular science book and turn over that popular science book. I spent most of my time in the "silent science teacher"-"Tell you why? Children's encyclopedia to find relevant information.
It turns out that frogs are amphibians. They can live in water and rest on the shore. They can breathe air. In order to adapt to the environment on the shore, their legs are strong and they can jump very high. The highest record is 6.5 meters! But amphibians can't live too far away from water. Their skin is very fragile. If they stay out of water for too long, they will dry up.
They can settle in the water and give birth to children in the water. In addition, through the search data, I also know that there are many amphibians on the earth, among which the giant is the giant salamander living in China.
From this incident, I understand that nature is full of many magical things. As long as we explore and study carefully, we can get the correct answer. Let's all be "little scientists".
8. How to write a composition One day, my mother asked me to dump the garbage in the dustpan into the dustbin. I said, "I see." I picked up a dustpan of rubbish and walked out of the door to the dustbin in the distance.
I carry a dustpan full of garbage in one hand. I don't know if the garbage is too heavy or too lazy to get close. Two or three steps away from the trash can, I slammed the dustpan at the mouth of the box. More than half of the dustpan full of rubbish is scattered outside the box. I was about to turn around and go back when my good friend called me from a distance in a new racing car. It turned out that he had a new racing car in his hand, so beautiful that I couldn't wait to run to him.
However, I just ran two steps before I came to a "front". I seem to have slipped on something soft and slippery, and the dustpan fell far away and broke. My good friend came to help me. I only feel a sharp pain in my hands and knees. I opened my hand and looked at it. Ah, my hand is broken, and the bright red blood is stained with the soil. I slowly rolled up my trouser legs and looked at them. Ah, it is bleeding, too. A good friend said, "Your hands and knees are broken. You'd better go home and take some medicine." . It's nothing. I endured great pain and said, I just look back. Isn't this the watermelon skin I scattered outside the box? At this moment, my good friend said angrily, "who is this immoral person who is taking out the garbage outside?" Didn't he see the propaganda sign on the trash can? " The scarlet letter on a white background is very eye-catching! "I saw the billboard 323131335323635438+0343136353333e4893E5b19E313332636435, which read:" I said to my good friend, "Wait a minute, I'll go home." With a broom and a new dustpan, my good friend and I cleaned the garbage into the dustbin. ...
From now on, when I take out the garbage again, I will go to the garbage bin and take out the garbage carefully. If I see someone take out the trash can, I will also pick it up and throw it into the trash can or hoe it with a dustpan.
Because this lesson is too profound: immoral people will eventually harm themselves. ...
9. Ask for a composition of about 400 words for primary school students. During the summer vacation, my mother took me to the bookstore to read books. I read a book called The Unsolved Mysteries of the World. I thought it was very interesting, so I asked my mother to buy it for me. When I got home, I read with relish. This book introduces six mysteries: strange phenomena in mysterious areas, mysterious islands and mysterious natural "residents".
Among them, I am most interested in "The Mystery of Loch Ness Monster". Loch Ness has a cold climate, but it doesn't freeze all year round. There are rumors that monsters live in the lake. As a result of the expedition, there is indeed a large unknown aquatic animal in the lake. Although many countries have organized some exploration activities, they have not collected enough evidence to explain this mystery.
The unsolved mystery of the world brings us many unknown secrets, which is also one of the mysteries I am most interested in. Through reading this book, I further realize the importance of learning basic knowledge, use more knowledge to uncover and explore more unsolved mysteries in the world, and understand various mysteries of the universe, the earth, geography, civilization, human body, animals and plants. I believe that we have the belief of seeking knowledge and exploring.
Reading can not only enrich our knowledge, but also improve our reading ability and writing level, and make our life colorful. It is the source of our knowledge. If you want to be smart, you must read more books and read good books. Books are a magical tool. It can not only make you wise, make you relaxed and happy, but also make you confused and heartache.
Sweat brings a bumper harvest, and diligent study gains knowledge. You have to pay to get something. If you want to learn something, you must study hard. Books are our good friends. Let's enjoy reading!
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