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Dear brothers and sisters, please help and ask Lu Xun to care about the story of teenagers! T^T

Happy childhood-Lu Xun's story

On September 25th, A.D. 188 1, an extraordinary figure, Lu Xun, was born on an ordinary day. His birth brought joy to the Zhou family in Dongchangfangkou, Shaoxing City (Zhejiang Province). ?

In fact, Lu Xun's real name is not this, but his grandfather Zhou Fuqing gave it to him. Zhou Fuqing is the parent of this well-off family. The little boy was an official in Beijing when he was born. Sun's good news reached his ears, and it happened that a big official named Zhang came to visit, so he named the baby Zhang, the scientific name Zhang Shou, and the word Yushan. However, it was later found that the pronunciation of "Yushan" was similar to that of "Umbrella", which was easy to cause jokes and not very pleasant, so it was changed to "Cai Yu". 1898, I want to study in Nanjing when I grow up, and I changed my name to Zhou Shuren. ?

The year when Lu Xun was born was in the period when the Qing Dynasty was about to collapse, and that evening was full of the flavor of the year. Conservative and backward ancient China was invaded by foreign powers, and it was in jeopardy. The Jinxitang, the royal family of Aisingiorro, which stands in Beijing, is about to collapse irretrievably, and the feudal rule that ruled China for more than 2,000 years is coming to an end. On the land of China, a great alternation between the old and the new era is brewing. ?

Lu Xun's family, like the rule of the Qing Dynasty, went down step by step. Its glory has become history, but it has not been completely destroyed. The Zhou family used to live in Daozhou, Hunan. They are all ordinary farmers who cultivate the land. Later, they made a fortune and became big landlords with a lot of land. Later, they moved to Shaoxing, and Lu Xun's generation was already 14. ?

Shaoxing is a city in the east of China and one of the most developed places in ancient culture. Here, with rivers and fertile land, it has always been called the land of fish and rice. Not far from the suburbs, there are Lanting, Jianhu, Huiji Mountain, Dayu Tomb and other historical sites, which is a scenic tourist attraction. Shaoxing was called "the land of revenge" in ancient times. More than 2,000 years ago, Gou Jian, the King of Yue in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, lived here and struggled to restore the country. Later, Lu You, Wang Siren and other famous people with national integrity and tenacious struggle came out here. ?

Lu Xun's family was a respectable family in Shaoxing at that time, with dozens of acres of paddy fields and some real estate. His grandfather is an official in Beijing and his family is well-off. His house is a big house facing south, and everyone lives together. As soon as they entered the gate, they walked through the patio paved with adobe, which was a hall with a plaque of "Deshoutang". On the pillars on both sides, there is also a couplet: "Virtue is good, Deqing is good, you feel good, and you feel at ease." Go in from the hall, it is a square patio, and then go inside. There are several small buildings in the north, which are Lu Xun's residence. The rooms on both sides of the downstairs are where grandma Lu Xun and nanny mother live, and the one on the east is separated by boards. The first half is a place for eating and meeting guests, and the second half is Lu Xun's parents' bedroom. ?

The pillar of this family is Lu Xun's grandfather Zhou Fuqing. His name is Fu Jie, and he is a scholar. He passed the imperial examination and was elected as Jishi Shu of imperial academy by the emperor. Later, he was sent to Jinxi County, Jiangxi Province as the governor. When he was an official there, he was finally dismissed because he was at odds with the local officials. After that, I had to sell my manor and buy a small office in Beijing. ?

In Lu Xun's childhood, his eldest mother left a deep impression on Lu Xun and had a certain influence on him. Nanny's mother and Lu Xun get along day and night. She is a hardworking, simple and kind rural woman, but she also has many superstitions and is full of complicated etiquette. She likes to tell Lu Xun the story of the beautiful snake and the legend of "Long Hair" (the army of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom), which can arouse children's interest very vividly. This made the young Lu Xun suspicious of the propaganda that denigrated the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. ?

On another occasion, Lu Xun heard from distant uncle Yutian that there was a book called Shan Hai Jing, which contained many grotesque and beautiful pictures, and he wanted it very much. Although the eldest mother can't read, she still remembers little Lu Xun. About 18 days or 1 month later, when she came back from visiting relatives, she handed him Abao's book as soon as she met him and said happily, "Brother, I bought you a three-Hu Sutra!" Lu Xun trembled with joy. He quickly took it and opened it. Ah! What a grotesque and magical world: a monster with a human face and a beast's heart, a snake with a dragon head, a one-horned ox, a bird with three legs, and a head-lost, dancing wildly with a shield and an axe ... Lu Xun couldn't help but revel in this beautiful world and was moved by the deep friendship of the working people, so that Xiao Lu Lu Xun deeply remembered the feeding of the working people. ?

Another gentleman left a deep impression on Lu Xun's childhood life. He was Lu Xun's earliest master. According to legend, Lu Xun was born on the third day of the eighth lunar month, the same day as the "Zaosi Bodhisattva". His birth year was a leap year, and his fetal bag was thin, commonly known as "hemp fiber bag". The old man thinks that there are few such children, and they will have great prospects in the future, but they are afraid that they will be difficult to raise. So the family went to the Bodhisattva to "sign him up", that is to say, he was a "monk" when he signed up. Not only that, when he was less than 1 year old, he was taken to the temple to worship the dragon monk as a teacher, which meant that he was given to the temple, but he didn't really become a monk. Monks themselves think that they can become Buddhists in the future, which is superb, but scholars think that they will not be officials, have no houses, and are humble people, so children worship monks as teachers and ghosts will not bother them. Thus got a dharma name "Chang Geng", which means longevity. Master Long is very kind to people. He doesn't teach Lu Xun to recite the scriptures, nor does he teach Buddhism. Lu Xun got some useful enlightenment from Master Long, so he still deeply missed him until his later years and respected him as his mentor. ?

Zhou Boyi, Lu Xun's father, is a very talented scholar. His discipline of Lu Xun was severe and profound.

Although his father's love is harsh, it is this harsh love and his grandfather's strict teaching in the distance that made Lu Xun read widely in his youth and have a high cultural accomplishment, which laid a good foundation for him to create a literary peak of our nation in the future. ?

At the age of seven, Lu Xun was sent to a private school by his father. Learning from distant uncle Zhou Yutian, the old man has a lot of books, such as Shan Hai Jing and Shi Mao's Poems of Birds, Animals, Plants, Insects and Fish, which are printed with exotic flowers and grasses, which fascinates Lu Xun most. However, his grandfather thought that children should have some historical knowledge as the basis before going to school, so the first book Lu Xun read was Jian lue. He often said that this is much more useful than reading Thousand Characters and Hundred Family Names, because you can know the general meaning from ancient times to the present. ?

Later, Lu Xun went to study with Zhou, another eccentric distant grandparent in our family. This man is a little crazy because of repeated attempts. He once interpreted "cricket" as "lice" and was laughed at by his family. Because of this strange explanation, Lu Xun dropped out of school there These two private schools are both at the new gate where the Zhou family live together. ?

/kloc-When he was 0/2 years old, Lu Xun left Xintaimen and went to study in the most famous and severe city in Shaoxing-San Tan Yin Yue. He has read four books and five classics. His teacher is a famous founder and learned old scholar, Mr. Shou Jason Wu. ?

Mr. Wang is very kind to Lu Xun. Once Mr. Lu Xun's family fell ill, so he had to use Chen Mi, who was 10, as the introduction. When Lu Xun struggled for this, Shou found out. The next day, he came to Lu Xun's house wearing a gown and carrying a bag of old rice, which deeply touched Lu Xun. ?

He is strict with his students, and his education method is still feudal and conservative. Apart from reciting, listening to books, learning Chinese characters and attending classes, he is not allowed to learn anything else, or even read books with pictures, but lively children often don't listen to that behind their backs. At that time, Lu Xun loved painting. He used a kind of paper called "Jingmen Paper" to describe it one by one on the Xiu Xiang of the novel. Confucius and Mencius didn't finish reading the book, but he made many achievements in painting. The most fragmented are "The Kingdom of Dangkou" and Xiu Xiang in The Journey to the West. ?

Little Lu Xun bought books for himself with lucky money. Especially his beloved paintings and albums. When he first saw Textual Research on Mao Poetry in Huangfuzhuang, he liked it very much. Later, he saved money to buy a book in the bookstore and couldn't put it down. Occasionally I find some ink stains or other minor faults, and I feel dissatisfied. He quickly took it to the bookstore and changed it several times. Finally, this angered the partners in the bookstore, and people said derisively:

"This is whiter than my sister's face. Why change it? " ?

Such harsh words once made Lu Xun very angry, and also reflected the boy's obsession with books from one side. When he can't afford a book, he copies it himself. He had the habit of copying and painting books since he was a child, and personally copied three volumes of Tea Classic and Five Wood Classic. ?

At that time, under the guidance of his grandfather, he read novels such as The Journey to the West and Water Margin and many classical poems. Grandfather stipulated the order of reading poems for Lu Xun brothers: "Beginners recite Bai Juyi's poems first and bring them to understand Xiao Yi, which is light and lasting. Recite Lu You's poem again. Chigo has strong words and many troubles. Recite Su Shi's poems again, with vigorous brushwork and vivid words. Recite Li Bai's poems again, thinking that they are pure and free. For example, DUZH is difficult, and Han Zhiqi has risen. You can't learn and you don't have to learn. " Under the influence of his grandfather, Lu Xun not only read the Book of Songs, but also the Poems of Chu Ci and Li Bai, Li He, Li Shangyin, Wen, Su Shi, Lu You and Huang Tingjian. Little Lu Xun is very clever and praised by his elders. One year in the first month, he just turned five, and adults played cards in the hall during the Spring Festival. An elder saw him cute and teased him, "Who do you like to win?" ?

As a result, Lu Xun's answer was unexpected. He said, "I like everyone to win." ?

A word made everyone laugh and praised him again and again, calling him "Hu Ping's tail". This is Shaoxing dialect, which means short, flexible, agile and neat. ?

Lu Xun is not only clever, but also diligent. When I was studying in San Tan Yin Yue, I was late for school once because I had to buy medicine for my sick father in the morning. The teacher criticized him and he regretted being late. In the corner of the table, he used a knife to engrave the word "early" to warn himself, and he has never been late since. Until his later years, Lu Xun remembered it clearly and told his relatives in a chat. This vividly shows Lu Xun's spirit of being strict with himself and studying hard since childhood. ?

Lu Xun's textbooks are all red circles, that is, when the teacher corrects the homework, he thinks it is well written. This is due to his quick thinking, diligent study and extensive reading. ?

Lu Xun is full of great interest in everything and loves natural science. His favorite book is a reading mirror with many pictures on it, which he spent more than 200 pence on. It contains a lot of valuable cultivation experience and knowledge, and also emphasizes that artificial cultivation can change the characteristics of plants and promote the idea that "manpower can save the sky". ?

It can be said that before 13 years old, Lu Xun's life was carefree and happy, just as beautiful as Baicaoyuan, Santan Yingyue and Anqiaotou. The world didn't let him see the dark and dirty side. He was still a young master who lived a warm and happy family life. He doesn't know that this society is a dark hell on earth except food and clothing, happiness and happiness, and he doesn't know that he is going to the front to overthrow the world.

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His birth brought joy to the Zhou family in Dongchangfangkou, Shaoxing City (Zhejiang Province). Lu Xun's real name is not this, it was given to him by his grandfather Zhou Fuqing. Zhou Fuqing is the parent of this well-off family. The little boy was an official in Beijing when he was born. Sun's good news reached his ears, and it happened that a big official named Zhang came to visit, so he named the baby Zhang, the scientific name Zhang Shou, and the word Yushan. However, it was later found that the pronunciation of "Yushan" was similar to that of "Umbrella", which was easy to cause jokes and not very pleasant, so it was changed to "Cai Yu". 1898, I want to study in Nanjing when I grow up, and I changed my name to Zhou Shuren. ?

The year when Lu Xun was born was in the period when the Qing Dynasty was about to collapse, and that evening was full of the flavor of the year. Conservative and backward ancient China was invaded by foreign powers, and it was in jeopardy. The Jinxitang, the royal family of Aisingiorro, which stands in Beijing, is about to collapse irretrievably, and the feudal rule that ruled China for more than 2,000 years is coming to an end. On the land of China, a great alternation between the old and the new era is brewing. ?

Lu Xun's family, like the rule of the Qing Dynasty, went down step by step. Its glory has become history, but it has not been completely destroyed. The Zhou family used to live in Daozhou, Hunan. They are all ordinary farmers who cultivate the land. Later, they made a fortune and became big landlords with a lot of land. Later, they moved to Shaoxing, and Lu Xun's generation was already 14. ?

Shaoxing is a city in the east of China and one of the most developed places in ancient culture. Here, with rivers and fertile land, it has always been called the land of fish and rice. Not far from the suburbs, there are Lanting, Jianhu, Huiji Mountain, Dayu Tomb and other historical sites, which is a scenic tourist attraction. Shaoxing was called "the land of revenge" in ancient times. More than 2,000 years ago, Gou Jian, the King of Yue in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, lived here and struggled to restore the country. Later, Lu You, Wang Siren and other famous people with national integrity and tenacious struggle came out here. ?

Lu Xun's family was a respectable family in Shaoxing at that time, with dozens of acres of paddy fields and some real estate. His grandfather is an official in Beijing and his family is well-off. His house is a big house facing south, and everyone lives together. As soon as they entered the gate, they walked through the patio paved with adobe, which was a hall with a plaque of "Deshoutang". On the pillars on both sides, there is also a couplet: "Virtue is good, Deqing is good, you feel good, and you feel at ease." Go in from the hall, it is a square patio, and then go inside. There are several small buildings in the north, which are Lu Xun's residence. The rooms on both sides of the downstairs are where grandma Lu Xun and nanny mother live, and the one on the east is separated by boards. The first half is a place for eating and meeting guests, and the second half is Lu Xun's parents' bedroom. ?

The pillar of this family is Lu Xun's grandfather Zhou Fuqing. His name is Fu Jie, and he is a scholar. He passed the imperial examination and was elected as Jishi Shu of imperial academy by the emperor. Later, he was sent to Jinxi County, Jiangxi Province as the governor. When he was an official there, he was finally dismissed because he was at odds with the local officials. After that, I had to sell my manor and buy a small office in Beijing. ?

In Lu Xun's childhood, his eldest mother left a deep impression on Lu Xun and had a certain influence on him. Nanny's mother and Lu Xun get along day and night. She is a hardworking, simple and kind rural woman, but she also has many superstitions and is full of complicated etiquette. She likes to tell Lu Xun the story of the beautiful snake and the legend of "Long Hair" (the army of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom), which can arouse children's interest very vividly. This made the young Lu Xun suspicious of the propaganda that denigrated the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. ?

On another occasion, Lu Xun heard from distant uncle Yutian that there was a book called Shan Hai Jing, which contained many grotesque and beautiful pictures, and he wanted it very much. Although the eldest mother can't read, she still remembers little Lu Xun. About 18 days or 1 month later, when she came back from visiting relatives, she handed him Abao's book as soon as she met him and said happily, "Brother, I bought you a three-Hu Sutra!" Lu Xun trembled with joy. He quickly took it and opened it. Ah! What a grotesque and magical world: a monster with a human face and a beast's heart, a snake with a dragon head, a one-horned ox, a bird with three legs, and a head-lost, dancing wildly with a shield and an axe ... Lu Xun couldn't help but revel in this beautiful world and was moved by the deep friendship of the working people, so that Xiao Lu Lu Xun deeply remembered the feeding of the working people. ?

Another gentleman left a deep impression on Lu Xun's childhood life. He was Lu Xun's earliest master. According to legend, Lu Xun was born on the third day of the eighth lunar month, the same day as the "Zaosi Bodhisattva". His birth year was a leap year, and his fetal bag was thin, commonly known as "hemp fiber bag". The old man thinks that there are few such children, and they will have great prospects in the future, but they are afraid that they will be difficult to raise. So the family went to the Bodhisattva to "sign him up", that is to say, he was a "monk" when he signed up. Not only that, when he was less than 1 year old, he was taken to the temple to worship the dragon monk as a teacher, which meant that he was given to the temple, but he didn't really become a monk. Monks themselves think that they can become Buddhists in the future, which is superb, but scholars think that they will not be officials, have no houses, and are humble people, so children worship monks as teachers and ghosts will not bother them. Thus got a dharma name "Chang Geng", which means longevity. Master Long is very kind to people. He doesn't teach Lu Xun to recite the scriptures, nor does he teach Buddhism. Lu Xun got some useful enlightenment from Master Long, so he still deeply missed him until his later years and respected him as his mentor. ?

Zhou Boyi, Lu Xun's father, is a very talented scholar. His discipline of Lu Xun was severe and profound.

Although his father's love is harsh, it is this harsh love and his grandfather's strict teaching in the distance that made Lu Xun read widely in his youth and have a high cultural accomplishment, which laid a good foundation for him to create a literary peak of our nation in the future. ?

At the age of seven, Lu Xun was sent to a private school by his father. Learning from distant uncle Zhou Yutian, the old man has a lot of books, such as Shan Hai Jing and Shi Mao's Poems of Birds, Animals, Plants, Insects and Fish, which are printed with exotic flowers and grasses, which fascinates Lu Xun most. However, his grandfather thought that children should have some historical knowledge as the basis before going to school, so the first book Lu Xun read was Jian lue. He often said that this is much more useful than reading Thousand Characters and Hundred Family Names, because you can know the general meaning from ancient times to the present. ?

Later, Lu Xun went to study with Zhou, another eccentric distant grandparent in our family. This man is a little crazy because of repeated attempts. He once interpreted "cricket" as "lice" and was laughed at by his family. Because of this strange explanation, Lu Xun dropped out of school there These two private schools are both at the new gate where the Zhou family live together. ?

/kloc-When he was 0/2 years old, Lu Xun left Xintaimen and went to study in the most famous and severe city in Shaoxing-San Tan Yin Yue. He has read four books and five classics. His teacher is a famous founder and learned old scholar, Mr. Shou Jason Wu. ?

Mr. Wang is very kind to Lu Xun. Once Mr. Lu Xun's family fell ill, so he had to use Chen Mi, who was 10, as the introduction. When Lu Xun struggled for this, Shou found out. The next day, he came to Lu Xun's house wearing a gown and carrying a bag of old rice, which deeply touched Lu Xun. ?

He is strict with his students, and his education method is still feudal and conservative. Apart from reciting, listening to books, learning Chinese characters and attending classes, he is not allowed to learn anything else, or even read books with pictures, but lively children often don't listen to that behind their backs. At that time, Lu Xun loved painting. He used a kind of paper called "Jingmen Paper" to describe it one by one on the Xiu Xiang of the novel. Confucius and Mencius didn't finish reading the book, but he made many achievements in painting. The most fragmented are "The Kingdom of Dangkou" and Xiu Xiang in The Journey to the West. ?

Little Lu Xun bought books for himself with lucky money. Especially his beloved paintings and albums. When he first saw Textual Research on Mao Poetry in Huangfuzhuang, he liked it very much. Later, he saved money to buy a book in the bookstore and couldn't put it down. Occasionally I find some ink stains or other minor faults, and I feel dissatisfied. He quickly took it to the bookstore and changed it several times. Finally, this angered the partners in the bookstore, and people said derisively:

"This is whiter than my sister's face. Why change it? " ?

Such harsh words once made Lu Xun very angry, and also reflected the boy's obsession with books from one side. When he can't afford a book, he copies it himself. He had the habit of copying and painting books since he was a child, and personally copied three volumes of Tea Classic and Five Wood Classic. ?

At that time, under the guidance of his grandfather, he read novels such as The Journey to the West and Water Margin and many classical poems. Grandfather stipulated the order of reading poems for Lu Xun brothers: "Beginners recite Bai Juyi's poems first and bring them to understand Xiao Yi, which is light and lasting. Recite Lu You's poem again. Chigo has strong words and many troubles. Recite Su Shi's poems again, with vigorous brushwork and vivid words. Recite Li Bai's poems again, thinking that they are pure and free. For example, DUZH is difficult, and Han Zhiqi has risen. You can't learn and you don't have to learn. " Under the influence of his grandfather, Lu Xun not only read the Book of Songs, but also the Poems of Chu Ci and Li Bai, Li He, Li Shangyin, Wen, Su Shi, Lu You and Huang Tingjian. Little Lu Xun is very clever and praised by his elders. One year in the first month, he just turned five, and adults played cards in the hall during the Spring Festival. An elder saw him cute and teased him, "Who do you like to win?" ?

As a result, Lu Xun's answer was unexpected. He said, "I like everyone to win." ?

A word made everyone laugh and praised him again and again, calling him "Hu Ping's tail". This is Shaoxing dialect, which means short, flexible, agile and neat. ?

Lu Xun is not only clever, but also diligent. When I was studying in San Tan Yin Yue, I was late for school once because I had to buy medicine for my sick father in the morning. The teacher criticized him and he regretted being late. In the corner of the table, he used a knife to engrave the word "early" to warn himself, and he has never been late since. Until his later years, Lu Xun remembered it clearly and told his relatives in a chat. This vividly shows Lu Xun's spirit of being strict with himself and studying hard since childhood. ?

Lu Xun's textbooks are all red circles, that is, when the teacher corrects the homework, he thinks it is well written. This is due to his quick thinking, diligent study and extensive reading. ?

Lu Xun is full of great interest in everything and loves natural science. His favorite book is a reading mirror with many pictures on it, which he spent more than 200 pence on. It contains a lot of valuable cultivation experience and knowledge, and also emphasizes that artificial cultivation can change the characteristics of plants and promote the idea that "manpower can save the sky". ?

It can be said that before 13 years old, Lu Xun's life was carefree and happy, just as beautiful as Baicaoyuan, Santan Yingyue and Anqiaotou. The world didn't let him see the dark and dirty side. He was still a young master who lived a warm and happy family life. He doesn't know that this society is a dark hell on earth except food and clothing, and he doesn't know that he is going to the front to overthrow the world!

An important secret of Lu Xun's success is to cherish time. When Lu Xun was twelve years old in a private school in Shaoxing City, his father was seriously ill and his two younger brothers were still young. Lu Xun not only often goes to pawn shops and pharmacies, but also helps his mother with housework. In order not to affect his study, he must make accurate time arrangements.

Since then, Lu Xun has been squeezing time almost every day. He once said, "Time is like water in a sponge. As long as you squeeze, there is always some. Lu Xun has a wide range of reading interests, and he likes writing. He is also deeply interested in folk art, especially legends and paintings. It is precisely because he has a wide range of knowledge and studies in many ways that time is very important to him. He has been ill all his life, and his working conditions and living environment are not good, but he will not give up until late at night every day.

In Lu Xun's eyes, time is like life. Americans say that time is money. But I think: time is life. If you waste other people's time for no reason, it is tantamount to killing people for money. So Lu Xun hates people who "run around all day, sit in the west and make irresponsible remarks". When he is busy at work, if someone comes to chat or chat with him, even if he is a very good friend, he will rudely say to others, "Well, there you go again. Isn't there anything else to do?"