Urgently ask for a double joke reflecting puppy love on campus. Urgent! ! ! ! ! ! !

In senior three, there was a boarder named Fang Xiaojie in our class. Novels and essays were often published in newspapers and magazines, so people nicknamed him "Fang Fangzi". One morning, teacher Zhang, the head teacher, hurriedly called Fangzi into the office and said in a tone of hating iron and not turning into steel, "Miss Fang, I didn't expect you to do such a thing. You let the teacher down! " I was puzzled just now: "Teacher Zhang, what did I do wrong?" "Are you still pretending to be innocent with me?" Teacher Zhang's face turned white with anger: "Come with me to see the headmaster!" " "In the principal's office, Teacher Zhang whispered a few words to the old principal angrily and handed him a piece of paper from his pocket. The headmaster's face turned sunny and cloudy, and said, "The school has repeatedly applied for it, and students are not allowed to fall in love early. You are committing a crime against the wind, and your crime is aggravated. The school must not tolerate it. " "Puppy love? "Just now, I couldn't help being stunned. I opened my eyes and said, "Who said I was puppy love? "

"The evidence is conclusive, and you still want to argue?" The headmaster was so angry that he knocked on the table and almost knocked the cup off it.

Just now, my son proudly said, "Principal, Teacher Zhang, believe it or not, I really don't have puppy love anyway. Don't catch shadows."

"You, you ... How dare you!" The headmaster's face was out of breath. "Who are your parents? What's your home phone number? I want to call your parents! "

"What's the big deal if you scream?" Just now, I grabbed the phone on the desk and dialed the phone at home.

15 minutes later, my father Fang Quan rode his motorcycle to school. The headmaster handed him the note. Fang Quan flew into a rage when he saw the note. He raised his hand and slapped his son: "smelly boy, how dare you fall in love at school!" See how Lao tze tidy up you today! "

Just now, tears almost fell out, and he said aggrieved, "Dad, I'm not in love! Really not! "

"Don't you admit it?" Fang Quan Yang Yang hand note, said, "what is this? Didn't you write a love letter? "

"Love letter?" Just startled, "what love letter? I have never written ... "

"Don't you admit it?" The more his father talked, the angrier he became. He read according to the note: "Dear Bao Bei ... Bah, a high school student, actually misspelled the word" Bei "as a" baby ". It's really a waste to read books for so many years. " He glared at his son bitterly, and then read, "How could you be so cruel and leave me without saying a word? Every night, I can only sleep peacefully with you, hold you and feel your warmth. The night without you is cold and bleak, and the night without you is a long sleepless night. Come back, come back to me, dear, I can't live without you. "

The father trembled with anger, stared at his son and shouted, "You say, what is this not a love letter?" What is this? "

Just now, I couldn't help it any more. I was in tears, crying and complaining, saying, "this is the notice I wrote to find something." I lost my quilt yesterday. I'm going to stick this note on the dormitory stairs ... "