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The story of dance

? be in a bad mood

? It seems that just yesterday, the past of buying a speaker was vivid. I drove with her twice to buy speakers back and forth; There was no place to put the speaker, so I asked around to weigh the pros and cons and finally put it in my niece's basement. My dear uncle plays the loudspeaker rain or shine. I play with a group of friends who love sports, especially during her illness. ...

? I just don't think it's easy for her Besides, I think I must exercise.

? I didn't know that every new dance had to be approved by her when she was ill in bed. She said it was a rule, but later I thought it was arbitrary and persistent to "power".

? If I dance a favorite song, I will be scanned by the searchlight immediately and reported one by one. A series of repeated reminders and warnings in WeChat, using the word "emotional intelligence" at the level of speaking is simply insulting, scaring me to learn and improve.

? Sometimes I think, am I a puppet? Am I your assistant? Will you pay me? Why restrict others with your own preferences? But I endure, am I just dancing? Just doing some exercise.

Maybe your "eyeliner" dance is also annoying, and at the same time, the dance leaders are all crowded to "retire" or run away. When the smoke was filled, you seemed to compromise.

? I sincerely say that it is good for you to send updates and dances to the group, and of course tell her that it is to prevent her from coming. It turned out that when she came back, she seemed to have forgotten a lot. Maybe she doesn't have time to practice!

? As a result, she is still a remote conductor, and every song is the first, so she must update it according to her own choices and preferences. If I am a little "disobedient", it will be a series of messages and criticisms. I wonder if I can eat it. In a word, I am thankless and never satisfied.

? I didn't get bored, but I went back to work twice. She pretended not to interfere, but the story of "Wolf" was staged twice. After all, this "rule" and "sovereignty" cannot be lost. I really have nothing to say.

? I secretly persuaded myself to take responsibility, to take responsibility, and to return it to her.

? Of course, as soon as she got better, she couldn't wait to come back. I don't know whether I am afraid that I will replace her or that I will lead the team. I stopped dancing, so I started to take a walk with a smile.

? Dancing is just entertainment. Why do you want to participate if you are unhappy?

? I basically stopped dancing and didn't contact her. Different ways, no common goal. Let her give full play and work with peace of mind.

? During the Chinese New Year, I feel lonely at home and want to exercise! I'm going to stay here for ten days, and then I'll take a walk by myself.

? She didn't come to dance, and the new dance was boring. The key is to use it in a short time and end it early.

Under her inculcation, more than a dozen of us raised money to buy speakers, but my "stock" turned into a "huge" electricity bill, and I was embarrassed to "complain" because I thought that I, a shareholder, had the right not to dance my favorite dance! It's still early anyway.

Just jumped for two days, don't you know that "eyeliner" not only secretly crowds out, but also keeps it in mind and reports it in time, don't you know that it has broken people's "rules";

My uncle who plays the trumpet said that you should teach some new dances, so my dear uncle posted two songs in the group on the third night, probably because he broke her "rules" without the consent of others;

We played the original old dance music in the third night, and the eyeliner in the later period scared me to change it back quickly, but people got impatient when they heard it, and stood behind us, feeling ashamed and ignoring us, muttering dismissively. I think this is not good, but it is a big violation of other people's "rules."

? Dark clouds are gathering, the wind is blowing hard and the rain is pouring down.

? In the early morning of the fourth grade, she directly questioned in the group that without her permission, no one could release the dance, without her permission, the dance could not be updated, and finally she could not dance with her speaker. I don't know if anyone should want you. As far as I know, she used to practice dancing her favorite dance with the speakers that everyone bought.

I asked a dozen "investors" in the speaker stock group if I have the right to use it without affecting everyone. She and her "eyeliner" immediately jumped out and colluded, saying that you are only a shareholder and have no rights. Ironically, I don't understand such a simple truth. She is not a person herself, why can she use it with confidence? No, she is two people.

? Other shareholders are silent, watching, maybe no one wants to offend, maybe they think I offended everyone to accurately say her authority, maybe they are embarrassed to say that she is arbitrary. ...

In the group, you also jumped out and solemnly declared that without your permission, you can't learn to dance new dances, and no one can use the speaker privately, not the "eyeliner" or the "searchlight" of shareholders. It's ironic to echo each other from afar, which embarrassed the dancers who stood with me and exercised, saying that we were "buffoons" ... In order to save face, we kept silent. I believe everyone will know how to write the word "cultivation".

This speaker is still in my basement, enjoying the convenience I brought her. My dear uncle plays loudspeakers for everyone in my daily "praise", rain or shine. To be exact, he gives your boss free service. Why can't he update the dance music? Why can't you choose happily?

My repeated forbearance and concession have not been respected by you, but have intensified my criticism and sarcasm. I'm really speechless. I got dumped. ...

All kinds of grievances in the past come to mind. ...

Since you can't tolerate me, I will leave a message on WeChat to refund the fund-raising money I bought for speakers, which is the later electricity bill, because you are the "boss".

You bought a speaker with our money (the money you paid is the same as ours), and you have no right to punish the shareholders who hold the "electricity bill" with the same rights as you; Echoing each other sneered. I didn't expect your "official" level is not low. So high, so heartless.

The key is that you didn't pay me a salary or pay me endowment insurance ... The leader of our unit doesn't look so overbearing and condescending, but the private rules are lenient and strict.

How about a dance?

Angry, I just asked for a refund, and you sent it to me quickly, which was much beyond my expectation. I guess it is really necessary to get rid of me. Getting rid of this person who wants to be independent is their unanimous goal. Soon I was successfully "kicked out" by her, and I left this so-called team that made me depressed, liberated and free!

There are endless regrets in my heart! Shareholders who regret not calling or feel unfair will also refund their fees.

I finally know how all the people who danced with her left.

Because I can't flatter myself, kill donkeys, kick down the ladder, be selfish, narrow-minded, exclusive, help others and exclude dissidents ... I am proud!

Although I have nowhere to talk, I want to cry first. But I feel very happy. I made the right decision and left someone who could not be friends.

Unexpectedly, the story is not over yet. Naturally, there is no room for her speaker in my basement, which has nothing to do with me. I told her three times to take the speaker away, and a day later, she finally texted me that we are friends, please come back! I don't have any problem with you! You are my dear sister! I need you! Really speechless!

This is the rhythm of fanning a sweet jujube! I am dizzy, or do you want to keep me as a "talent"? I also need to put a "speaker" in my basement where she has no place to put it.

After activating the brain cells, it is estimated that when she looked around for a place to put the speakers, she hit a wall everywhere and failed again and again. I don't know whether such a simple thing is "moved" by her personality or may be "disturbing the people". Anyway, there is no place to put her high above the "speaker".

It is said that she is confident that her uncle, who is unknown and gives her "service" for free, will, as always, drag the speakers for him and put them in other people's homes. Who knows that my dear uncle must resolutely "retire" and never repeat the same mistakes and follow my old path, what's more, his reprimands and satires are less than mine, and he will never volunteer for her again.

Her sentence "Nothing, just give the speaker to your uncle" is no joke.

He also invited me to my uncle's house to shake hands with me, and the return was good. I talked about it in Kan Kan, and you were speechless. Over and over again, you just said that you were outspoken and had nothing in your heart. What's the matter? Don't know; How come? Not clear; What plan? Never thought about it. ...

In fact, I feel that I am "casting pearls before swine" for an hour, with only one parting and two widths, and every student is happy.

The story is finally coming to an end.

Only by being broad-minded, trusting and appreciating, understanding each other, treating each other as equals, and uniting and helping each other can we bring a small team well.

The little dance story is over, but it brings me pain and sadness. Good things lose their aura because they are too narrow and selfish. How painful!

I'm tired of dancing.

For three days, because no one played the speaker for him, there was no room for the speaker. They didn't dance. I wonder if so many dancers who pay the electricity bill scold them?

I finally started exercising today. Only she and her "searchlight" danced in full swing, and the other dancers didn't know whether they had gone to study abroad. ...

When I came back from a walk, I picked up a brush and wrote "generous support" at home. ...

Tomorrow the story will continue, I will wait and see, and there will be a real ending.