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King of Daughter Country: "Brother Tang Priest, please come with me!" Tang Priest: "No! I am a Taoist. How can I do such a thing? " (Stealing a gulp of saliva) King of Daughter Country: "What about your disciple?" Tang Priest: "Well, as long as they are willing, I will never stop them." King of the daughter country: "Good! Prime Minister, go and call some disciples of Elder Tang. " (Several disciples came to the main hall) They asked, "I wonder what the king and Master want us to do?" Tang Priest: "The Queen wants to find a husband among you. What do you think? " The Monkey King (jumping out first): "Master, my apprentice was crushed to death by Wuzhishan. Fortunately, I was saved by the master. I should have wholeheartedly escorted Master to the West for Buddhist scriptures. But the disciples made trouble in the Heavenly Palace and cursed the Tathagata. Even if I go to the Western Heaven, the Tathagata will definitely give me hard shoes. It's only a matter of time before I get fired. It is better to stay here ... "Friar Sand said," Master, Jason Wu used to be a general in confinement. But now it's popular to do business in the sea. I studied fish farming in Liushahe for several years, and my daughter country is rich in water resources. I want to set up a fish farm in Zimu River to help my daughter country get rid of poverty as soon as possible, which is also called for by the corresponding countries! " Bajie: "Master, the old pig is helpless, but he is willing to escort Master westward ... But every day, carrying water to cook and fertilizing the fields, these heavy tasks must be weighed on these weak shoulders. Master, do you have the heart? Is it true that monks pay attention to compassion? Although you can become a Buddha in the Western Heaven and have a house, what is it as long as you can share the worries for these poor women? If I don't go to hell, who will! ! ! Let me stay! (The female officials in the audience are crying) Friar Sand and the Monkey King think: TNND! When did this idiot become so talkative? Tang Priest: "I am embarrassed about this. All three of you have a chance to woo the queen. Who it is depends on your luck. The Monkey King: "I can change 72 times." I can ride a somersault cloud, make trouble in heaven, and fight Buddha. Strong body, never drink Huiren Shenbao. You follow me to somersault. Traveling to Europe and America, you don't have to buy a plane ticket, even your passport is saved! Hey, hey, are you tempted? King of Daughter Country: "Can you surf the Internet?" The Monkey King: "Go online!" I fell on a spider web when I was in the silk cave. I smashed the web with two sticks, haha! King of Daughter Country: "Next! "the Monkey King:" I am the national champion in boxing, cudgel and Sanda, and I have a master's degree in raising horses and growing peaches ... "King of the daughter country:" Next! "Friar Sand thinks that although I have a clever mouth, I was lucky enough to read the love book A Chinese Odyssey the day before yesterday. Hey, hey, hey, something special. So I stood in the middle of the hall with open hands ... Friar Sand sang: Only you, the love in my heart! Only you, let me forget to learn! Only you are the love in my heart! Only you ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Next! " Friar Sand said, "No! Please. King of the daughter country: "Good! Give you another chance. Why do you love me? "Friar Sand (exulting in my heart: Here comes the opportunity, I have recited this classic dialogue N times):" Do you need a reason to love someone? "Do you need it? Need it? Need it? Need it? " Daughter country: "disorderly stick out!" (Friar Sand hears vaguely in the disorderly stick: Our two-year-old children can recite these words! The Monkey King watched Friar Sand being beaten out, glanced at Pig's pig nose and thought, It's me this time? ) Bajie (walking slowly to the center of the hall, his face full of vicissitudes) slowly read: "Forget it, Internet. Moonlight night, short matsuoka. Next to the computer, I am getting dressed. Relatively quiet, only the keyboard is busy. Remember, Zhu Jun Lang. Raise your glass and sing in a low voice. On heroes, laugh at the vicissitudes of life, meet each other and hate each other, only the family is long. " Suddenly screaming all over the house. The queen's eyes lit up and she was about to speak ... Pig: "Up to now, I won't hide it. I am the CEO of Bajie. Com, and the company will be listed in the United States in three months ... "Suddenly screaming like thunder, 200 beautiful women fainted on the spot, and the rest of you MM took out paper and pens and rushed to Bajie ... The queen used 0.0 1 second to worship heaven and earth and went straight to the bridal chamber ... Then Tang Priest and others went to the Western Heaven to learn from the Buddhist scriptures. This is another story. I heard that the Monkey King's heart was full of jealousy, and later he wrote a book called The Journey to the West under the pseudonym of Wu Cheng'en, deliberately omitting this paragraph and making Pig Bajie ugly, lazy and stupid, fooling the world. In fact, Pig Bajie is the most learned and handsome pig I have ever seen, and the first pig to go online in history. ! @