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What embarrassing things have you experienced?

Because there is no canteen in junior high school, I can choose my favorite food in various small shops around the school at the happiest lunch time of the day, including Lamian Noodles, Hamburg, Mala Tang and chicken fillet.

Oh, that doesn't seem much.

It was an ordinary day in Grade Two. My classmate W and I went to Lamian Noodles's shop to eat beef risotto.

Business is so good that there are no seats on the first floor, so we have to go to the second floor. As a result, we went to the second floor with risotto and found that there were no seats on the second floor! How to fix it!

Standing on the stairs, I turned and went downstairs, with one foot in the air. W suddenly patted me on the shoulder from behind and said, hey, where are we going to eat?

Ah, you know that in a small restaurant like Lamian Noodles, all the steps are covered with oil. When my foot slips forward, W falls with the palm of his hand, but it doesn't roll down like a TV series, but slides down like a slide.

If it is hard to imagine, I can help you.

That's it:

I sat on the ground with a bowl of rice in my hand.

The first floor of the Lamian Noodles store, which was buzzing just now, was instantly quiet. If someone drops a needle, they may hear it.

And I came back in a daze and found myself firmly protecting the beef risotto in my hand, without spilling a grain of rice!

Light up new achievements in life!

Why on earth would I do that?

Thirty seconds later, the Lamian Noodles store burst into laughter enough to overturn the roof.

Of course, I really want to escape and live an anonymous life from now on, but I can't. I'm leaving. How about my beef risotto? I can't run with risotto. Oh, it's so annoying. If I spilled it just now, I would forget it, but I didn't spill it.

I'm going to pretend to be strong and stand up, but as soon as I stand up, I find the person I like silently standing three meters away from my left, waiting in line to get Lamian Noodles, and now he looks at me like a fool.

I was so excited that I almost buckled my meal in my face, but I didn't.

Even now, I want to cross back, pat myself on the shoulder and say, I know it's not easy for you.

Then what can I do? I can only jump over and squeeze next to a fat man who laughs wildly, eat wildly, and then run wildly.

On the way, I took W's hand. I said, you have to promise with your personality that you won't tell anyone about it. W nodded sincerely and said, ok.

Then when we got back to the classroom, W shouted loudly, Lie down, I tell you, Zhao Zengliang rolled down from the Lamian Noodles store today. ...

Vivid and embellished, when it comes to high, the person I like is back, lightly added, holding a bowl of rice in his hand, like a fool.