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You must be able to tell humorous jokes all your life.

You should be able to tell humorous jokes all your life as follows:

1, eating and eating, the power is out. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

2. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because my aunt is afraid of leaving regrets.

It's hot at 36 degrees today. I went to buy two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? We're through.

The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flower, don't wither, don't cry.

I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

7. A duckling tries to align with the duck in front of him, but he can't run right. He's shouting, this is wrong! No!

8. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.

9. I am easy to get along with and can't find my own reasons.

10, ugly people have objects, and the United States sells air conditioners.