Asking for jokes is willful, the more the better, thank you!

Today, I came home and found that the door had been pried open. I hurried into the house to see what was missing, only to find that nothing was missing. There is also a note on the coffee table: I don't want to steal from your house, just want to see if I can pry open your door. Don't ask me why, so skilled, so willful, so young and frivolous.

What is willfulness?

God replied: a good bottle of disinfectant, but the name must be "84 (not) disinfectant"

"Do you know why crabs walk sideways?" "Why?" "Because of pliers, so capricious! ! ""Do you know why shrimps walk sideways without pliers? " "Why?" "Because he is blind" "Do you know why fish only have a memory of 7 seconds? Because it is stupid! " "Do you know why it is called casting pearls before swine? Because people who play the piano are awesome! " "Do you know why you are single? Because there are no pliers, no one is stupid!

The first time I made chicken feet, the recipe said I wanted to put octagonal, but I couldn't find the change, so I put a piece. Don't ask why, money is willful!

Electric workers? Fortunately, suffering.

A famous health expert saw a grandfather with gray hair, hale and hearty spirit, strong body and flying feet.

So he asked, "Grandpa, what's the secret of staying young?"

Grandpa said: "I have been working shifts for more than ten years, checking several times a day, staring at the computer for four or five hours, taking monthly and quarterly exams all the year round, attending classes frequently and taking part in safety activities."

Health expert: "Grandpa, how old are you this year?"

Grandpa: "35"

A sister lost her mobile phone at the train station and cried. The aunt who sells newspapers next to her can't listen anymore. She quietly pointed to a man next to her and told the girl that he was a thief. Ask him. So the girl ran to the thief and cried. I lost my cell phone. I lost my mobile phone and missed it. . . Finally, the thief got bored: stop fucking crying and I'll steal you a new one.

My wife is a unruly and willful person. Today, she cried and clamored to buy brand-name bags. I raised my hand and slapped her and shouted, "Do you want it?" She gave me a look and continued to cry. My heart is cruel, I slapped ten times in a row and shouted, "Do you want it?" Finally, she stopped crying under my majesty. Seeing this tigress subdued by me, I touched my swollen face and smiled.

Recently, the word "rich and willful" has become popular on the Internet! Being rich and willful comes from "rich people". Knowing that he was cheated, Lao Liu still insisted on remitting a huge sum of 540,000 yuan to the swindler. Being teased by netizens, "Money is so capricious!" Surf the Internet for one hour at school 1 yuan. Stole 1 yuan from home, and the Internet cafe met a beautiful woman standing behind. In order to show her local tyrant side, she left the Internet for 55 minutes. Money is so capricious!