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Interesting phrases suitable for friendship

1, don't hang yourself on a tree, try more trees nearby.

2, the real dinosaur, turned off the light will shine.

3. Marriage is the grave of love. I love more. I want to sleep in the grave.

4, don't be polite to me, sooner or later it will be an account.

The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacked bell ringers. Feel the answer. Why? You resigned from there.

6. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

7, stupid or not, mainly depends on whether you will be stupid.

8. When people are in a hurry, they can do everything except math problems.

9. After this village, there is this shop; Because there are branches here.

10, interested people are all around, sensible people are wise to protect themselves, and sensible people are miserable all their lives.

1 1. I am a bird. I want to fly, but I can't fly high. Oh, no long hair.

12. Although it is good to go to bed early and get up early, it is also good to go to bed late and get up late.

13, everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find your friend getting better and better.

14, if you can't tell the tutor clearly, then confuse him!

15, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the trench because I was undercover!